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Why were Cornflakes invented

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By * Willis OP   Man
over a year ago

London

He invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”. ... tbf I've never cracked one off over a bowl of cereal.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

In Indonesia masturbation can be punished by decapitation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's just not true he actually made them to spite his older brother who was his boss, he was told to make a healthy breakfast or healthy snake and he cameeup with that and broke away from his older brother to start his own company and his older brother tried to sue him until he died claiming he was entitled to some of the money as his younger brother made them whilst working for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner gets so horny when he looks at a bowl of dry cornflakes in a bowl. I guess he just gets this natural urge to juice them up for me. And then he jerks off all over them so they aren't too crunchy, delicious.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

So yr poo looks like a crustacean

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"In Indonesia masturbation can be punished by decapitation. "

Do they tug the head off?

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By * Willis OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well that's just not true he actually made them to spite his older brother who was his boss, he was told to make a healthy breakfast or healthy snake and he cameeup with that and broke away from his older brother to start his own company and his older brother tried to sue him until he died claiming he was entitled to some of the money as his younger brother made them whilst working for him"

Ask Google why Kellogg invented the Corn flake

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By * Willis OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My partner gets so horny when he looks at a bowl of dry cornflakes in a bowl. I guess he just gets this natural urge to juice them up for me. And then he jerks off all over them so they aren't too crunchy, delicious. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I don't care what Google says it's not true, don't believe everything you read on the internet ????????

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Well that's just not true he actually made them to spite his older brother who was his boss, he was told to make a healthy breakfast or healthy snake and he cameeup with that and broke away from his older brother to start his own company and his older brother tried to sue him until he died claiming he was entitled to some of the money as his younger brother made them whilst working for him

Ask Google why Kellogg invented the Corn flake "

But look past the first result. Wanking was one of this reasons.

What happens though when people did start wanking into their cornflakes? I mean we all been there when your favourite collectors toy falls out.

That's where Frosties came from.

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By * Willis OP   Man
over a year ago

London


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Lol I don't care what Google says it's not true, don't believe everything you read on the internet ????????"

I think I like the answer I read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's just not true he actually made them to spite his older brother who was his boss, he was told to make a healthy breakfast or healthy snake and he cameeup with that and broke away from his older brother to start his own company and his older brother tried to sue him until he died claiming he was entitled to some of the money as his younger brother made them whilst working for him

Ask Google why Kellogg invented the Corn flake

But look past the first result. Wanking was one of this reasons.

What happens though when people did start wanking into their cornflakes? I mean we all been there when your favourite collectors toy falls out.

That's where Frosties came from."

Actually the older brother was angry at the younger brother for putting sugar on the healthy snack and told him to leave so he cared then all in sugar and started selling both types locally it was only years later they were mass produced and sold as they are today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Lol I don't care what Google says it's not true, don't believe everything you read on the internet ????????

I think I like the answer I read "

Ok lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"My partner gets so horny when he looks at a bowl of dry cornflakes in a bowl. I guess he just gets this natural urge to juice them up for me. And then he jerks off all over them so they aren't too crunchy, delicious. "

Good job you like semen then really isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot you talking about Willis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good job you like semen then really isnt it?"

Yeah I think it could be quite gross and strange if I didn't love cum. There's something so sexy about a big load of cum on my cornflakes that really warms my heart. And what is coffee without creamy semen goodness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a nice bowl of anti-wanks to start the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Good job you like semen then really isnt it?

Yeah I think it could be quite gross and strange if I didn't love cum. There's something so sexy about a big load of cum on my cornflakes that really warms my heart. And what is coffee without creamy semen goodness? "

I'll get my protein fix from another source, thanks.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Well that's just not true he actually made them to spite his older brother who was his boss, he was told to make a healthy breakfast or healthy snake and he cameeup with that and broke away from his older brother to start his own company and his older brother tried to sue him until he died claiming he was entitled to some of the money as his younger brother made them whilst working for him

Ask Google why Kellogg invented the Corn flake

But look past the first result. Wanking was one of this reasons.

What happens though when people did start wanking into their cornflakes? I mean we all been there when your favourite collectors toy falls out.

That's where Frosties came from.

Actually the older brother was angry at the younger brother for putting sugar on the healthy snack and told him to leave so he cared then all in sugar and started selling both types locally it was only years later they were mass produced and sold as they are today"

You sure about this? Dave from The Green Dragon says it was a protest wank. The unhealthy eaters took offence to this new non wank cereal.

I'll ask him about Coco Pop's now in a minute but I've already got an idea about what he's going to say.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Corn flakes were an accident. ( No toilet jokes please )

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