FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up....

By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"What's you name... So I know what I'll be screaming later..."

What's your best chat up lines... Would you use them...have they ever worked??

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My classic is

Have you any Irish in you. Would you like some.

Never worked mind you but I’m shit at chatting up people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one that worked for me was when I was talking to this women she said sorry I've got a boyfriend, I instantly said well it's not him I want is it... i went home with her that night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used em too cheesy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm rubbish..just say hello and hope for the best

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Being from the North, my best line is "Alright?".....

and believe it or not, it has worked

Other than that, just a nice compliment breaks the ice too.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"My classic is

Have you any Irish in you. Would you like some.

Never worked mind you but I’m shit at chatting up people

Hahaha great

.. No neither am I haha x

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"The best one that worked for me was when I was talking to this women she said sorry I've got a boyfriend, I instantly said well it's not him I want is it... i went home with her that night lol "

That's brilliant

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Never used em too cheesy

Hahahaha is that soooo...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh god I wouldn't know how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be tired!

You've been running through my mind all day!

Jeez....it makes me cringe just typing it

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Being from the North, my best line is "Alright?".....

and believe it or not, it has worked

Other than that, just a nice compliment breaks the ice too."

That sounds ideal

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Oh god I wouldn't know how.

Hahaha me too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh god I wouldn't know how.

Hahaha me too

I've tried to be more proactive lately and it's a bit... I'm just going to curl up in the corner and suck my thumb. Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my eyebrows is about as cheesy as i got

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I love nipples and I was wondering what yours look like" - often the woman would tell me and, occasionally they'd show me

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By *ustfun001Man
over a year ago

East Sussex

Roses red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers tonight you're getting 2 ..xxxx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight

Or the one that guarantees sexy time is ‘does this handkerchief smell funny to you?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always found chat up lines a waste of time, every person,situation, and atmosphere is different, you have to tune into that persons behaviour, are they in a good mood? Do they want company? Will that appropriate your company? Are they enjoying themselves with their friends so much so they just want to enjoy that time and not be approached? the list is endless. Get it right and you have found someone, get it wrong at most you will have made an acquaintance that in the future you can get to know better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its much easier to just ask if they like magic then make em laugh and watch her knickers disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have only ever used one... " So... How do you feel about much older women?"

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Oh god I wouldn't know how.

Hahaha me too

I've tried to be more proactive lately and it's a bit... I'm just going to curl up in the corner and suck my thumb. Nope. "

Awww it's not good is it haha

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

""I love nipples and I was wondering what yours look like" - often the woman would tell me and, occasionally they'd show me

Cool as ice haha

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I love a cheesy chat up line, if nothing else it breaks the ice!!

Favourite one I’ve received so far.... Are you butt dialling me? Because I swear your ass is calling me!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Roses red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers tonight you're getting 2 ..xxxx"

Haha smooth talker

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight

Or the one that guarantees sexy time is ‘does this handkerchief smell funny to you?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god woman

I can’t even read through these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they like cats show them your cat...

sadly I don't have a cat

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"Would you like a cocktail?"

"Ooh yes please..."

"Cool... once upon a time there was a cock...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I come here often !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I have only ever used one... " So... How do you feel about much older women?"

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You cradle snatcher

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"My god woman

I can’t even read through these

Hahaha I knew you'd love this thread

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Some funny ones here

I wouldnt use any as I think there abit cheesy and dont think they would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Many years ago a girl in a club said my face was too ugly .

So I said " dont look at it then " . It worked .

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I always found chat up lines a waste of time, every person,situation, and atmosphere is different, you have to tune into that persons behaviour, are they in a good mood? Do they want company? Will that appropriate your company? Are they enjoying themselves with their friends so much so they just want to enjoy that time and not be approached? the list is endless. Get it right and you have found someone, get it wrong at most you will have made an acquaintance that in the future you can get to know better."

I agree...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

Never used it but always makes me laugh

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I love a cheesy chat up line, if nothing else it breaks the ice!!

Favourite one I’ve received so far.... Are you butt dialling me? Because I swear your ass is calling me!!

I someone said it seriously to me I would be a bit concerned

but to break the ice I wouldn't mind at all

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"If they like cats show them your cat...

sadly I don't have a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat up lines are about how they are delivered...

I have always been rubbish at understanding the signals when I used to be out and about. So just kept quiet and let the world move on around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from the heavens.

Never used it but it's a good one. It may have been in a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was out with a friend years ago and he asked a couple of young ladies 'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse?

Worked too...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The ones that work best on me are after we've been chatting for awhile. One quite memorable one, he asked if there might be a preview for a hopeful next time (he already knew I wasn't going anywhere with him that night).

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not a chat up line from me, but my comeback shut him up ...

“I’d love to see and explore what your hiding under those jeans”

Me..... “well I can tell you for sure it gives me a lot more fun and pleasure on its own, than what’s hiding under your jeans”

I was in a bitchy mood

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not a chat up line from me, but my comeback shut him up ...

“I’d love to see and explore what your hiding under those jeans”

Me..... “well I can tell you for sure it gives me a lot more fun and pleasure on its own, than what’s hiding under your jeans”

I was in a bitchy mood

I get asked what I'm hiding under my big skirts a lot.

Shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was out with a friend years ago and he asked a couple of young ladies 'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse?

Worked too..."

That to me is the height of being confident in yourself

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

I had a wank over you last night, you weren't there but still had a wank.

3 hours later i actually was.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

""Would you like a cocktail?"

"Ooh yes please..."

"Cool... once upon a time there was a cock....""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT"

Oooft... Now your talking

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

One that was used on me was

“Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going to destroy your Pussy.”

I couldn’t stop laughing

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Do I come here often !"

Traditional one

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Do you want to have a sex with me. The first thing they do is look around then say are you joking.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Did it hurt when you fell from the heavens.

Never used it but it's a good one. It may have been in a movie

Haha probably so..

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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

"One that was used on me was

“Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going to destroy your Pussy.”

I couldn’t stop laughing "

one of the best i’ve read today??

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I was out with a friend years ago and he asked a couple of young ladies 'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink with a view to sexual intercourse?

Worked too..."

Haha great ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What's you name... So I know what I'll be screaming later..."

What's your best chat up lines... Would you use them...have they ever worked??

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naaaaaaa they don't work, make a woman smile and you're in

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I had a wank over you last night, you weren't there but still had a wank.

3 hours later i actually was."

Haha lucky you

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

I bet that would work for you every time hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy said this to me years ago it worked, well it made me laugh.

Are you jamaican? Because jamaican me crazy.

(Your making)

Seem less funny explained

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By *bmarley77Man
over a year ago

Nr Derby

I don't tend to use chat up lies, I 'try' to get attention with some good old fashioned smiling and eye contact...... and no.... not staring like a wanking zombie.

.... One of the funniest lines I've heard is 'Here's 10p..... Go and call your Mum to tell you won't be home tonight'....

Although thinking about that a little bit more, now sounds a little bit wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so beautiful you should be pickled in a jar.

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Do you want to have a sex with me. The first thing they do is look around then say are you joking.

haha great

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

""What's you name... So I know what I'll be screaming later..."

What's your best chat up lines... Would you use them...have they ever worked??

naaaaaaa they don't work, make a woman smile and you're in

Humour is always good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy said this to me years ago it worked, well it made me laugh.

Are you jamaican? Because jamaican me crazy.

(Your making)

Seem less funny explained "

It's how it must have been delivered.

Is that all it takes to wooo the lovely ladies

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"My classic is

Have you any Irish in you. Would you like some.

Never worked mind you but I’m shit at chatting up people

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Are you Phil Lynott?

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Can I tell you what people have been saying behind your back? Nice arse

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

""What's you name... So I know what I'll be screaming later..."

What's your best chat up lines... Would you use them...have they ever worked??

Lmao! Must remember that one!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"A guy said this to me years ago it worked, well it made me laugh.

Are you jamaican? Because jamaican me crazy.

(Your making)

Seem less funny explained "

I've heard that one it is funny

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

That dress looks really good on you. It would look even better on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Smile and start to beckon them in with a wave of your finger, when they get to you..." see that, I made you come with just one finger then...now imagine 2"

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By *nowwhitexxx1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'll tell you mine.... Years ago I got my friend to go over to someone in a night club and she said;

"My mate wants to get off with you"

.. It worked he came over... We got married and were together 25 years..

Memo to self don't use cheesy chat up lines

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Are you an engineer cos you make my nuts tighten.

Only ever used once, it made her laugh so that was the ice broken and a very enjoyable night followed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence gets you places

I am impressed with some of the chat up lines. Even if you got your friends to do all the work

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