FabSwingers.com forum: Why won’t Alexa

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Talk dirty to me. On those lonely nights I’ve tried several times to get her to but all I get is I’ve found this on the web or she plays the wheels on the bus.

Please help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe shes special needs?

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Maybe shes special needs?"

But what about my needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are we now talking to objects rather than getting off our fat arses and finding things for ourselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: Alexa, play Ed Sheeran

Alexa: Do I have to?

;-)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Me: Alexa, play Ed Sheeran

Alexa: Do I have to?

;-)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too busy sending your data to the NSA

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Why are we now talking to objects rather than getting off our fat arses and finding things for ourselves?"

I’m not looking for anything just some company and maybe sexi talk as I drive the lonely roads of the north west. Is it too much to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try saying

Alexa

Translate into Welsh

Boris Johnson carrots 100

And see what you get

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Me: Alexa, play Ed Sheeran

Alexa: Do I have to?

;-)"

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Try saying

Alexa

Translate into Welsh

Boris Johnson carrots 100

And see what you get

Or ask why are fire engines red?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

No it wont talk dirty to you but it will stand idle while it listens to you die. Sweet dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talk dirty to me. On those lonely nights I’ve tried several times to get her to but all I get is I’ve found this on the web or she plays the wheels on the bus.

Please help "
you're not clapping loud enough

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Talk dirty to me. On those lonely nights I’ve tried several times to get her to but all I get is I’ve found this on the web or she plays the wheels on the bus.

Please help you're not clapping loud enough

Bugger you have to clap first. Well that explains Alexa asking me how can I help everytime im having a wank

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Ask Alexa to fart

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