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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't blueberries blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here)."

Don't forget about stalactites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why aren't blueberries blue? "

Why aren't frozen blueberries called chillyblueberries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are they called training bras? What are we teaching them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why aren't blueberries blue?

Why aren't frozen blueberries called chillyblueberries?"

Because that would be silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are they called training bras? What are we teaching them? "

Perhaps if we paid closer attention we'd realise that training bras are trying to educate us. The arrogance of humans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are they called training bras? What are we teaching them?

Perhaps if we paid closer attention we'd realise that training bras are trying to educate us. The arrogance of humans. "

And what are they educating us in?

I wore one and don't think my boobs are any more intelligent because of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?"

What now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thinks he can pull the wool over my eyes with made up fruit. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are they called training bras? What are we teaching them?

Perhaps if we paid closer attention we'd realise that training bras are trying to educate us. The arrogance of humans.

And what are they educating us in?

I wore one and don't think my boobs are any more intelligent because of it! "

Your boobs aren't any more intelligent because you only wore one sports bra. Did you only have one teacher. I don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now? "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now? "

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now?

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!"

You're the reason I voted Brexit, you suited watermelonfucker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now?

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!

You're the reason I voted Brexit, you suited watermelonfucker!"

You bilberryless faclid meateater, Imma steal your women and your jobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/19 03:13:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by angry from United Kingdom at 16/08/19 03:13:04]"

Bollocks!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by angry from United Kingdom at 16/08/19 03:13:04]

Bollocks!"

Balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now?

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!

You're the reason I voted Brexit, you suited watermelonfucker!

You bilberryless faclid meateater, Imma steal your women and your jobs!"

You're making me furious with your foreign ways and difficult questions. We all know Canada is America's Wales, good luck with stealing our women and jobs.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now?

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!

You're the reason I voted Brexit, you suited watermelonfucker!

You bilberryless faclid meateater, Imma steal your women and your jobs!

You're making me furious with your foreign ways and difficult questions. We all know Canada is America's Wales, good luck with stealing our women and jobs."

He can steal me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by angry from United Kingdom at 16/08/19 03:13:04]

Bollocks!

Balls!"

Nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now?

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!

You're the reason I voted Brexit, you suited watermelonfucker!

You bilberryless faclid meateater, Imma steal your women and your jobs!

You're making me furious with your foreign ways and difficult questions. We all know Canada is America's Wales, good luck with stealing our women and jobs."

At least Wales has mountains

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by angry from United Kingdom at 16/08/19 03:13:04]

Bollocks!

Balls!

Nuts!"

Scroti

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Did you know that some elements can be both solids and liquids at the same time and temperature, including he metal Potassium k?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that some elements can be both solids and liquids at the same time and temperature, including he metal Potassium k?"

Yeah just like glass is a amorphous solid

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Did you know that some elements can be both solids and liquids at the same time and temperature, including he metal Potassium k?

Yeah just like glass is a amorphous solid"

You’re an amorphous solid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know that some elements can be both solids and liquids at the same time and temperature, including he metal Potassium k?

Yeah just like glass is a amorphous solid

You’re an amorphous solid. "

Only when I'm cumming!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Did you know that some elements can be both solids and liquids at the same time and temperature, including he metal Potassium k?

Yeah just like glass is a amorphous solid

You’re an amorphous solid.

Only when I'm cumming!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that some elements can be both solids and liquids at the same time and temperature, including he metal Potassium k?

Yeah just like glass is a amorphous solid"

I know a guy that enjoys spunking in a amorphous solid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wondered why Morningstar's only interests is rimming. And why interests isn't interest when you're only interests is rimming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always wondered why Morningstar's only interests is rimming. And why interests isn't interest when you're only interests is rimming."

Believe it or not, I don't exactly remember

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Why are they called training bras? What are we teaching them? "

we're training ourselves i think to wear bras all day every day for ever after the training is over

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Did you know that some elements can be both solids and liquids at the same time and temperature, including he metal Potassium k?

Yeah just like glass is a amorphous solid

I know a guy that enjoys spunking in a amorphous solid."

I enjoy drinking out of an amorphous solid..just not spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Fab use different measurement for inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can a car be running and idling at the same time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren't milkmen made of milk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why.. when you ring a wrong number..are they never engaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can someone be punctual all their life..yet when they die they are late

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here)."

Probably because it appears frequently in the natural world and humans like to name things.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I haven’t really got the jist of this thread. But ladies if you are tired of wearing bras I am happy to cup your breasts and walk in front of you to take the weight off.

It’s the least I could do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't rain just called water?

It's watering today..

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Why are blow jobs called so when there is actually no blowing involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are traffic lights not pink, purple and white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why has Jean Claude vanq damme never messaged me on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are traffic lights not pink, purple and white "

they are if you're a cyclist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do doctors have a practice.. when they've already spent years in medical school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are blow jobs called so when there is actually no blowing involved "

Because its comes from a "below job" and got bastardised into blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are traffic lights not pink, purple and white

they are if you're a cyclist"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the universe expanding into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are blow jobs called so when there is actually no blowing involved

Because its comes from a "below job" and got bastardised into blow job"

Is that actually true? Because I've always wondered that

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Why are blow jobs called so when there is actually no blowing involved

Because its comes from a "below job" and got bastardised into blow job"

Thanks, good to know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are blow jobs called so when there is actually no blowing involved "

Because many, many years ago they were referred to as 'below jobs'

The information surrounding the origin of this term is out there somewhere though as I understand it, it comes from the world of prostitution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the universe expanding into "

Nothing.

There, that will fuck with your Brain.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

There, that will fuck with your Brain.

"

I'd rather fuck Brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long will the sun keep burning , will it ever burn out ?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?"

You can in Ireland

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Why doesnt McDonald's do the Eggnog Milkshake in Ireland or the UK over Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why doesnt McDonald's do the Eggnog Milkshake in Ireland or the UK over Christmas? "

Umm you said the “C “ word

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Why doesnt McDonald's do the Eggnog Milkshake in Ireland or the UK over Christmas?

Umm you said the “C “ word "

It's only 4 months away... I need to know if I've to book flights in order to get one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why doesnt McDonald's do the Eggnog Milkshake in Ireland or the UK over Christmas?

Umm you said the “C “ word

It's only 4 months away... I need to know if I've to book flights in order to get one! "

Oh I see

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

What was the best thing before sliced bread was invented?

Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

What did you go back to before the drawing board was invented?

Why isn't crazy paving all that it's cracked up to be?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

a pair of socks go in and only one comes out..why is that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?"

Because they are too labour intensive to harvest and the UK market is bone idle and wants everything cheap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here).

Don't forget about stalactites."

And frozen juice....lolly ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long will the sun keep burning , will it ever burn out ? "

Yes it will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

You can in Ireland "

Ireland’s not in the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who taught the first ever person to drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is an occasional table the rest of the time? "
. Lol!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here).

Don't forget about stalactites.

And frozen juice....lolly ice "

Ice cream is frozen milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it when u do the rain rain go away song it doesnt

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Why is it when u do the rain rain go away song it doesnt"

Because all the rain gods are on the plane to Spain where we know it doesn’t rain

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it when u do the rain rain go away song it doesnt

Because all the rain gods are on the plane to Spain where we know it doesn’t rain "

damn the spanish to heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who taught the first ever person to drive "

Freaked out now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long will the sun keep burning , will it ever burn out ? "

it will burn out the day after we leave Europe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who first milked a cow and what where they thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

Because they are too labour intensive to harvest and the UK market is bone idle and wants everything cheap?"

Look at you with the expert knowledge

But yes, I can see that being the case.

Back in Poland they would sell them at the side of the roads and to be honest the prices were so low in comparison it felt like stealing.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people up north say they're going up to London. Surely there going down to London...(I didn't call you Shirley)

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Are Gregg’s vegan rolls made out of real vegans?

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Why do people up north say they're going up to London. Surely there going down to London...(I didn't call you Shirley)"

May be train related as all up lines go to London, all lines away from London are down lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's my father I mean who is he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here)."

Because frozen water burg sounds rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now?

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!

You're the reason I voted Brexit, you suited watermelonfucker!

You bilberryless faclid meateater, Imma steal your women and your jobs!

You're making me furious with your foreign ways and difficult questions. We all know Canada is America's Wales, good luck with stealing our women and jobs.

At least Wales has mountains "

My partner is Italian. She says they are not mountains! Mountains start at 2000m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you buy bilberries anywhere in UK?

What now?

Exactly, you Brits have been living in a bubble!

You're the reason I voted Brexit, you suited watermelonfucker!

You bilberryless faclid meateater, Imma steal your women and your jobs!

You're making me furious with your foreign ways and difficult questions. We all know Canada is America's Wales, good luck with stealing our women and jobs.

At least Wales has mountains

My partner is Italian. She says they are not mountains! Mountains start at 2000m"

monte baldo bellissima

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Why does Fab use different measurement for inches "
because for years man has told women that is 8 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?"

Because it needs to chemically react with air to go off.

I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If money is the root of all evil then why do the church send round collection baskets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If money is the root of all evil then why do the church send round collection baskets? "

“The love of money is a root of evil” that’s the correct version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If money is the root of all evil then why do the church send round collection baskets?

“The love of money is a root of evil” that’s the correct version. "

The church certainly loves a few coins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If money is the root of all evil then why do the church send round collection baskets? "
for the roof repairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If money is the root of all evil then why do the church send round collection baskets? for the roof repairs "

Tell me about it! Some b**tards stole the lead off our village church!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What caused the big bang..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why exactly do we dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given the number of birds around, why do you only ever see the occasional dead one? Where do they go?

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton


"Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here)."

Frozen CO2 is called dry ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you shrug anything other than your shoulders?

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton


"Mine is, why is frozen water called ice but everything else is just frozen (inset thing here)."

Also, there lots of different forms of frozen water ( snow, ice, cubic ice, ice-two to ice-seventeen ) so it helps to describe better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given the number of birds around, why do you only ever see the occasional dead one? Where do they go?"
.

curry houses ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given the number of birds around, why do you only ever see the occasional dead one? Where do they go?.

curry houses ?"

I had curry for dinner, thanks for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't a tin of evaporated milk empty ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Can you shrug anything other than your shoulders?"

I can shrug my eyebrows

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine would be why do people post such utter crap here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would be why do people post such utter crap here "
lol hey its been a life long occupation for most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would be why do people post such utter crap here "
some are that experienced at it we do faq's

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Mine would be why do people post such utter crap here some are that experienced at it we do faq's "

Hey you don’t need to justify it. That much is already apparent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does someone born on a (leap year date) February 29th have to wait till there age 260 to get a pension

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Eastbourne

How do deers know to cross near a deer crossing sign.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Is fab straight different to straight.

Referring to men of fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would be why do people post such utter crap here some are that experienced at it we do faq's

Hey you don’t need to justify it. That much is already apparent!"

lol is it, what did you buy me for your birthday?

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By *indy SometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

BoxHill


"[Removed by angry from United Kingdom at 16/08/19 03:13:04]

Bollocks!

Balls!

Nuts!"

Gonads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn baby burn disco inferno....... Who sang it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burn baby burn disco inferno....... Who sang it "

think it was Joan of Arcs ex.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Why isn't a tin of evaporated milk empty ?"

I actually found that well funny...

...ok I'm odd I know

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Burn baby burn disco inferno....... Who sang it

think it was Joan of Arcs ex. "

The Tramps actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burn baby burn disco inferno....... Who sang it

think it was Joan of Arcs ex. "

a king then.......... King whenslasslass

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Why are blow jobs called so when there is actually no blowing involved

Because its comes from a "below job" and got bastardised into blow job"

Honestly?

I didn’t know that! It’s taken over 5 years but I’ve finally learned something on here!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Why do people up north say they're going up to London. Surely there going down to London...(I didn't call you Shirley)"

They don’t! X

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why do people park right next to you in an otherwise completely empty carpark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people up north say they're going up to London. Surely there going down to London...(I didn't call you Shirley)

They don’t! X"

..

Yes. They do.

Someone on the 'does anyone still live in the same town 'thread said it. From Scotland now 'up in London' just 1 example.

politicians on the news tend to say 'going up to London' no matter where they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can something be new AND improved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do people in China call their good plates?

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

How do we know what a dinosaur sounds like?

Ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do we know what a dinosaur sounds like?

Ed"

We don't and we don't want to lol especially a tyrannosaurus Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a boxing ring square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If quizzes are quizzical- what are tests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why isn't the word phonetics spelt as it sounds

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Why do birds suddenly appear....maybe it's the bird feeder on your head...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Wether I'm normal and everyone else is nuts or vise versa....

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What is 'Normal'?

Jo.Xx

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

What does a pope do that's so bad he gets to be the first to be sacked??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a man in the moon and does he have jaffa cakes?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

If the world is flat does that mean the moon and planets are also flat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long is this piece of string that so many talk about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long is this piece of string that so many talk about? "
equidistant from the middle to each end

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By *ay SableMan
over a year ago

Northampton/Birmingham

What's the universe expanding into and whatever that is, is there anything outside of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we have different blood groups ..

and some won't mix ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why and how do starlings do an intricate moving cloud type

dance in perfect synchronisation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people see Angel numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the universe expanding into and whatever that is, is there anything outside of that?"
.

another universe

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Why when you buy a pear do you only one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do dragons blow out candles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we sing rockabye baby as a lullaby to get a child to sleep yet the song is about a cradle falling from the tree with the baby in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the earth is round

And your eyes go round

And a merry go round

How cum I always end up paying for a round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Americans say fries instead of chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people say wet rain when rain itself is not wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a meat grinder a gay website ?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,

But darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the baby meerkats saying looking over the bridge...any meerkats online?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

wheres my oomph gone to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wheres my oomph gone to"
.

its down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this discharge normal?

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