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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend claps when the plane lands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is called Wayne.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has taken up golf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to your boyfriend has started saying ‘Innit’ at the end of every sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend listens to Westlife on repeat in his Toyota Prius

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend started a good night thread on Fab.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You have a lot of boyfriends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a Paul Weller haircut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have a lot of boyfriends "

These are lines to say to a woman you like, just subtly mocking her bf, probably should have explain that at the start!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a Paul Weller haircut"

Finally, someone’s onto it!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Seriously, how big is the f#%^ing shed? Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously, how big is the f#%^ing shed? Mr. "

This one was hiding right in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that your boyfriend listened to Wonderwall once and now thinks he's Liam Gallagher

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Seriously, how big is the f#%^ing shed? Mr.

This one was hiding right in the corner."

If only we had a Dyson. Or someone who sucked like one. Mr.

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By *he_Real_HimerosMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London & Bucks

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is more of a stay indoors kinda guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend claps at the end of a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears crocs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend thinks Michael McIntyre is a comedic genius.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes Mrs Brown's Boys.

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By *ocker6104Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sorry to hear your boyfriend say he's not playing anymore and I should leave. ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears cargo shorts all year round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend points at everyone he’s stood with, in his photos posted on Facebook.

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Sorry to hear your boyfriend drives a fiat 500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your bf doesn't like dining at the clam and oyster bar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend said ‘Out of the loop!’ the other day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend pretends he likes football to impress his workmates.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes Mrs Brown's Boys."

Thread closed. We have a winner. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend started a thread, but no one commented.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes Mrs Brown's Boys."

It’s a dealbreaker.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Sorry to hear your boyfriend said lol when he found something funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has taken up vaping, even though he never smoked.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry to here your boyfriend can’t spell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend told you he’s a repeat/ heavy cummer.

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By *he_Real_HimerosMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London & Bucks

Sorry to hear you boyfriend say that you never chat here only to discover you broke up 6 months ago. He kept your cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend supports Sunderland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has taken up Pilates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes "nawty fun".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend laughs at Big Bang Theory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend says ‘Can I get...!’ when he orders a coffee from Starbucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a boyfriend

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry to hear your boyfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend asks them to ‘run it through the garden’ when he’s ordering a sandwich in Subway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend calls you 'Princess'

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears a full football kit during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is so dumb he takes a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like someone may have a bit of an issue with someone else's boyfriend.....

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By *he_Real_HimerosMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London & Bucks

Sorry to hear your boyfriend never calls anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like someone may have a bit of an issue with someone else's boyfriend..... "

Sorry to hear your boyfriend uses the eye rolling emoji.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Sorry to hear your boyfriend uses kitchen roll instead of toilet roll in the toilet and toilet roll instead of kitchen roll in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like someone may have a bit of an issue with someone else's boyfriend.....

Sorry to hear your boyfriend uses the eye rolling emoji."

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is sorry about one of your other boyfriends using the eye rolling emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend spends so much time in the shed

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is ginger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend is ginger"

Oh that hurts, ah it’s okay I’m more Arizona sunset.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry to hear your boyfriend was on Love Island.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like someone may have a bit of an issue with someone else's boyfriend.....

Sorry to hear your boyfriend uses the eye rolling emoji.

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is sorry about one of your other boyfriends using the eye rolling emoji. "

Sorry to hear your boyfriend takes threads Literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend thinks Facebook is still relevant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend was on Love Island. "

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend is ginger

Oh that hurts, ah it’s okay I’m more Arizona sunset."

Damn if you were a strawberry blonde your arse would be grass and I a lawnmower...

back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend said he was wheat intolerant when he felt slightly bloated after a Ryvita.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still wears leather trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is vegan

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Sorry to hear that your boyfriend doesn't like a Yorkie

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend doesn't suck like a Dyson

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry to hear your boyfriend sold his Apple shares in 1992.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a fun, genuine professional who doesn't bite unless you ask him to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend said lol when he found something funny."

Lmfao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears a novelty apron that says ‘Prick with a fork!’ when he’s cooking at your BBQs

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend named himself after a conglomeration of Australian musicians

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend only wears Velcro fastening shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend named himself after a conglomeration of Australian musicians"

Sorry to hear your boyfriend mentions the county he lives in, in his username.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend only wears Velcro fastening shoes "

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend named himself after a conglomeration of Australian musicians

Sorry to hear your boyfriend mentions the county he lives in, in his username. "

(you shouldn't have mentioned my apron, I am fucking proud of that apron)

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t get it....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend spaffed his junk all over my trunk

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry to hear your boyfriend can’t distinguish a Monet from a Manet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend saw a pair of Pavers shoes and said 'ooh they look comfy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend makes you suck him off while he watches Wheeler Dealers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your bf is a Twat... Wanna suck my dick?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry to hear your boyfriend doesn’t ‘get’ this thread....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend stencilled "HOME" and "LOVE" onto the living room wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend eats anus but won't eat your cooking

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend turned out to be my boyfriend too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a top knot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend gets his kicks by belittling others

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend looked like a girlfriend

That I had in February of last year

((It's not confidential

I've got potential))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend secretly craves Philip.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Sorry to hear your boyfriend doesn’t suck cock. Must have been someone else I hope I didn’t cause any distress

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear I am hanging out the back of your boyfriend

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes Mrs Brown's Boys."

Ugh he/she gives me ire, can't stand that programne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still lives with his mum

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Sorry to hear he called you by my name rather than yours last night when you went down on him.. No idea what he's talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend said YOLO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you accidentally taken ?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a goatee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a goatee "

Haha, I was just thinking of this one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend said ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’ in a thread.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a goatee

Haha, I was just thinking of this one! "

I was torn between that and man bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is watching my finger in your bumhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is in touch with his sensitive side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a brummie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend said

" proactive " at work the other day

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears loafers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend said

" proactive " at work the other day"

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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago

Stone

[Removed by poster at 16/08/19 09:52:59]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has become a gym bore.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend keeps putting his hand down his pants to check his knob hasn’t fallen off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend keeps putting his hand down his pants to check his knob hasn’t fallen off"

Sorry to hear your boyfriends jeans keep sliding down his arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t get it...."

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a hipster

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears hipsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is begging for fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend's dad sells Avon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears old spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still drinks white lightning

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Sorry to hear you bf is on fab looking for someone else to meet

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes the colour beige

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend had to come up with his own nickname, but has to keep reminding everyone when they still call him Wayne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has to “touch base”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend isnt me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend cried during sex, cause he got to emotional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend cant dance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears a shirt and tie at the weekends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears socks and sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes Mrs Brown's Boys."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a vegan "

Oh,and THIS,too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that your boyfriend hasn’t done a sorry to hear about your girlfriend thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has an assistant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend loves Westlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend bought you some Elton John albums for your birthday because he noticed "...there isn't any in your collection.".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend crops his head from all his fab pictures cos he’s a cuck...

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Sorry to hear your boyfriend come out tonight cause his mum is giving him a bath and making him his favorite tea chicken nuggets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend’s voice.

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Sorry your boyfriend is a Jehovah's witness

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Sorry your boyfriend is also my boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend calls you "Mommy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend said lol when he found something funny."

Texts sound too serious without lol and it's the most acceptable acronym to use over and over again and you can't really use emojis/smileys in every message without looking like a freak.

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes it moist

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Sorry to hear your boyfriend likes Home and Away

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Sorry to hear your bf doesn't enjoy any sport.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is tame impala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your boyfriend likes his owb facebook status'

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still puts a shell against his ear and thinks the sound he hears is the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend claps when the plane lands! "

That is a deal breaker. Cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry your boyfriend is a Jehovah's witness"

Ha ha ha haaaaaa! Yep, that'd kill it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend says ‘simples’ at the end of a sentence, when he’s trying to make a point.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend isn’t me

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over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has been on Fab over a year and still hasn’t got any veris!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is an extra on the Simpsons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your boyfriends nipples are bigger than his penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is as tight as a frogs arse at forty fathoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still listens to The Killers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still thinks he is part of nickelback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend still thinks he is part of nickelback"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears a cap and holds his arm out the window whilst driving.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Sorry to hear your boyfriend left the village people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend fancies me more than he does you.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Sorry to hear your boyfriend rides side saddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend rides side saddle "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend has smaller feet than you.

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry to hear your boyfriend lets his mum buy his trousers

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Sorry to hear your boyfriend still carries his packed lunch in a Kwiki bag

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Sorry to hear your boyfriend still plays with toy trains

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Sorry to hear your boyfriend couldn't afford a good wig and has to grow his hair to comb over his bald patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your boyfriend still had clothes from C & A

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By *inakiss64Woman
over a year ago

Near St Albans

Sorry to hear your boyfriend hasn't seen his cock for ages when he looks down at his feet

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is Jeremy Corbin.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is not satisfying you sexual.... So tell me how I may assist...

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Sorry your boyfriend still wears his double denim combo he bought from All Man Kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your bf is a Twat... Wanna suck my dick? "

might actually try that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend bumped his own thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend has a Paul Weller haircut"

There's a guy in my town who's been role playing as Paul Weller since '95... has a smoking hot gf, he's such a twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend is ginger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend is ginger"

Yeah, that’s been done further up the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wanders topless everywhere anytime it's over 20°.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to hear your boyfriend is ginger

Yeah, that’s been done further up the thread."

Oh... doubly embarrassing then

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Sorry to hear your boyfriend dresses like a classical burglar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear your boyfriend didn't get the last word

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Sorry to hear your boyfriend wears shorts and sandals all year round

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