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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the worst film ever made. Your opinion is important to us and we take your opinion very seriously !...

Hunger games 2

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Starship troopers 2

Police academy 5

The list could go on ... and on ... and on ...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Blade runner 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes wide shut, Tom Cruise

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braveheart - absolute histor-ectomy as one reviewer opined at the time

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tears of the Sun was pretty awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passion of the christ was a fucking borefest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Driven

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By *ireman28Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Big Momma's House or London Has Fallen.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

The Current Star Wars films are pretty dire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Room, but so awful it's amazing.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I’m a massive David Bowie fan but...

The Man who fell to Earth...was pretty bad.

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By *ibsonVicMan
over a year ago

Minworth

Oh! What a lovely war! (utterly mind-bogglingly awful!!!).

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Battlefield Earth - stars John Travolta...

Based on an L Ron Hubbard book, so Travolta being a scientologist is probably why he did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of the God awful Twilight series....

And Harry Potter movies...shoot me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The love Guru

Fifty shades of grey (all of em)

The Mist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The love Guru

Fifty shades of grey (all of em)

The Mist

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woahwoah woah its not intimacy its into me i see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeepers creepers 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last jedi

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Death in Venice

Plant of the apes

Two films I waked out of they were rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jackal gets my vote.

Bruce Willis was just ridiculous, and Richard Gere's attempt at an Irish accent, well, there's nothing polite I can say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Aladdin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperately seeking Susan

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Gone With the Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the star wars films

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By *rungeguyMan
over a year ago

leeds

Surfer dude

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Tango and Cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocky V

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Love Story or Fiddler on the roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War of the Worlds 2

Or any other movie by Asylum Productions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The equaliser 2 but afraid that the poster above me will be angry at my reply

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"A christmas star"

Despite having Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan and Kylie Minogue in it!

Worst film EVER! And i should know - im in it!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Eyes Wide Shut

Gigli

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"The new Aladdin "

Whats the deal with tbe new aladdin? It cant be that bad surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Braveheart - absolute histor-ectomy as one reviewer opined at the time "

I like that!! The quote that is, not the film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love Story or Fiddler on the roof"

Would you believe me if I said my username isn’t actually inspired by that movie? Too nerdy for that I’m afraid, but can confirm The Equalizer is a shit movie.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Cabin in the woods

Piranha 3D

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Braveheart - absolute histor-ectomy as one reviewer opined at the time

I like that!! The quote that is, not the film"

My mate once deacribed the broadway version of "pirates of penzance' turned into a film atarting Kevin Kline no less as "a Cornish Pastiche!"

Loved that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on up the kuyber

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

All jaws after jaws 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All jaws after jaws 1"

Come on, Jaws 2 was good

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By *ayman343Man
over a year ago

Maidenhead

Top Gun

Raising Valhalla

Avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lala land

And the ABBA film I mean pearce singing really

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Dirty dancing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lala land

And the ABBA film I mean pearce singing really "

mamma Mia

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Lala land

And the ABBA film I mean pearce singing really "

Oh my GOD! You are so right! I take it back - THOSE are the worst movies ever made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Wicker Man remake with Nicholas Cage.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"The Wicker Man remake with Nicholas Cage. "

Yes! I saw it before I saw the original and now I wish I'd never seen it at all.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Prometheus was pretty terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lala land

And the ABBA film I mean pearce singing really

Oh my GOD! You are so right! I take it back - THOSE are the worst movies ever made!"

lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Human centipede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human centipede "
sounds gross wouldn't even look at write up

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Pearl harbour

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Human centipede "

I didnt think it was that bad to be fair. It was never a film that took itself seriously and aimed more for shock value and irony I feel.

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By *rs spicyCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield near centre

The remake of Wickerman. How can such a brilliant film be so awfully destroyed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Momento with Guy Pearce.

Utter horseshit.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I bought a vampire motorcycle starring Neil Morrisey...so bad it's hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of the star wars films "
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i agree with you there.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

avatar

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Human centipede sounds gross wouldn't even look at write up "

The only film that’s made me physically sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a recent Canadian film called Wrecker, which is more or less Spielberg's Duel (1971) remade. I can't even bring myself to talk about how depressing Wrecker is.

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Sucker punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big Momma's House or London Has Fallen."

But but but... ok we all don't like the same movies.. but I love the Fallen ones. Can't wait to see Angel Has Fallen in a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plan 9 from Outer Space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterworld.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Human centipede sounds gross wouldn't even look at write up "

Check it out.......and the sequel and number 3......I dare ya ...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Anything with Adam Sandler

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Dog soldiers. Great cast. Shite shite movie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love sci-fi but could never liked '2001 A Space Odyssey'.. never liked that or Dune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shazam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic or Blade Runner

Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howard the duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Braveheart - absolute histor-ectomy as one reviewer opined at the time "

Superb film

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

No it’s not.

Yes, I am a tedious grammar pedant. Mr.

Anyways, the worst film ever made is obviously Nekromantik. Don’t ask if you don’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaws 3

Rocky 5

Twilight saga

Open water

Back to the future 3

Jeepers creeps 3

Remake of the Fog

Riddik 3

Star wars 1 to 3

Star wars the last jedi...

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Blair Witch Project, and the Paranormal films.

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Ghoulies!

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By *r Appreciator.Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

I thought mad max fury road was fucking awful

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

OPEN WATER

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London


"Tears of the Sun was pretty awful. "

Ill raise you.. Windtalkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twilight films for me, all horrendous. Had to sit through the second at the cinema with an ex, like having teeth pulled and I didn't even get sex that night either. She didn't last long

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Eraserhead

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

snakes on planes

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By *ayHamboMan
over a year ago

Enfield

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By *ayHamboMan
over a year ago

Enfield


"Human centipede "

I would have to agree, how they continued making them I will never know.

Arachnophobia - I used to like spiders!

Open Water - Most boring ever

The Wolverine (The China one) - Absolutely pointless

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Waterworld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Room

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"snakes on planes "

Snakes on a Train is much, much worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human centipede

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ali G walked out of cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The box

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Left Behind.

The Swarm.

Grease 2.

Life Force.

Zardoz.

Since Netflix came about, I have seen so many bad films, that I gave a wide berth to, in the age of the video shop. Its taught me that my instincts are to be trusted.

I didnt see the 1st Predator film until last year. Fucking awful. I won't be watching any more of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Momento with Guy Pearce.

Utter horseshit. "

You've got to be kidding me

And some of the other mentioned here .. where do you people come from ?

Is there another planet not discovered yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother

WTAF was that all about??!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural Born Killers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Wicker Man remake with Nicholas Cage.

Yes! I saw it before I saw the original and now I wish I'd never seen it at all."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Natural Born Killers "
oh no that one of my favourites

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"Momento with Guy Pearce.

Utter horseshit.

You've got to be kidding me

And some of the other mentioned here .. where do you people come from ?

Is there another planet not discovered yet "

I agree - Momento is one that I'd rate as one of the best films I've ever seen. It's genius

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"Mother

WTAF was that all about??!!!"

Biblical tales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project

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By *wingersimonMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Mother

WTAF was that all about??!!!"

Mother is caught in that odd space between incredibly awful and outright amazing. In the second half of the film you’re aware that it’s heading to a place it just shouldn’t go. I was simultaneously willing it to stop and couldn’t stop watching it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the famous movies which I really dint like was District 9.

Not the acting , story , directing and even the special effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a total star wars fan since childhood I hate to say it but it has to be Star Wars Episode 8 The Last Jedi.

It was uttering appalling, just the worst social justice warrior, doesn't make any sense, beloved character assassinations, Canto Shite snooze fest.

Can JJ fix the stain it left with episode 9 who knows but its a tall order that's for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The core

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"One of the famous movies which I really dint like was District 9.

Not the acting , story , directing and even the special effects "

Fucking dire film, and I am very forgiving when it comes to scifi films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Blair Witch Project. Couldn't fucking watch it as I was motion sick within 10 mins

Cloverfield

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By *arkhorse9Man
over a year ago

Devon

I actually thought that was one of his better films. Now if you want absolutely dire, look no further than Hudson Hawk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Blair Witch Project. Couldn't fucking watch it as I was motion sick within 10 mins

Cloverfield

P"

Awful i also

Didn’t watch xx

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

The house that bled to death.

(Hammer house of horror)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Derailed starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Arrival......not a clue what it was about....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrival......not a clue what it was about...."

not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrival......not a clue what it was about...."
But have you seen sequel departure so much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of the famous movies which I really dint like was District 9.

Not the acting , story , directing and even the special effects "

ooo thank goodness i thought i was the only one thought it was a dire film.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay


"Passion of the christ was a fucking borefest"

It depicted the Nazarene having the shit kicked out of him.

Personally any film that ITV2 deem worthy to put on repeat like any of the Fast and Furious or the Hangover movies

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Anything worth Adam Sandler, but Jack and Jill & little Nicky dance to be teo of the worst movies ever!

All the sci-fi channel movies about oversized sharks, snakes & insects. And the megashark vs supersnake etc. Ones

Don't forget the sharknado movies either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Momento with Guy Pearce.

Utter horseshit.

You've got to be kidding me

And some of the other mentioned here .. where do you people come from ?

Is there another planet not discovered yet

I agree - Momento is one that I'd rate as one of the best films I've ever seen. It's genius"

Have to agree to disagree.

I’ll watch pretty much anything and find something enjoyable about it, but that film bored me rigid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie Andrews in that film God can't even remember the name it was so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dirty Dozen 2.

Americans in German uniforms fly into a German airfield....in an American plane with Nazi markings on it.

Then when they land the black guy goes hey I'm black.

So they bandage him up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any of the God awful Twilight series....

And Harry Potter movies...shoot me..."

This mid numbing shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where Eagles Dare is a great movie first time round ...

British agents fly all the way to the Reich. Infiltrate a very heavily armed fortress to expose German agents within their ranks.

Clint Eastwood decimates the SS none of whom can shoot a bullet back straight...or chuck a grenade on-time ..

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"One of the famous movies which I really dint like was District 9.

Not the acting , story , directing and even the special effects

ooo thank goodness i thought i was the only one thought it was a dire film."

agree 100% HATED this AND Chappie And the other one with Matt Damon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother

WTAF was that all about??!!!

Mother is caught in that odd space between incredibly awful and outright amazing. In the second half of the film you’re aware that it’s heading to a place it just shouldn’t go. I was simultaneously willing it to stop and couldn’t stop watching it. "

The only film I wish I could unwatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry Falls. Sussed who was the murderer in the first scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piranha 3D

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Wicker Man remake... awful..

Battleship... totally rubbish

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By *overt711CoolMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Human centipede "

Didn’t know anything about this film until I watched it and wished I hadn’t. Dire film and you have to wonder about the mind that created it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the films I've seen listed here just make no sense for their inclusion at all to me? I know one man's trash is another man's treasure, but I found Momento very cleverly done, Back to the Future 3 is granted the weakest of the series, but it's a strong series and a magical part of my childhood?

And how anyone can include Pulp Fiction I don't get at all.

Meanwhile there's utter turds out there that just won't flush, like the Superbabies pair of films...There may be more than two of them, but I've not been paying attention to such matters.

But well done to the poster who named Howard the Duck... "Quack Fu"...

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over a year ago

White men can't jump

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Everything with Peter Sellers in.

He seemed to be smirking and saying to himself,

" Are they paying me to do this shite ".

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By *lienrockMan
over a year ago

Fife

Hobo with a shotgun or lake placid 3

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The Blair Witch Project. Couldn't fucking watch it as I was motion sick within 10 mins

Cloverfield

P"

Cloverfield is one of my favourite films ever lol.

My worst has to be Dude Wheres My Car , what a pile of childish wankness

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Human centipede

Didn’t know anything about this film until I watched it and wished I hadn’t. Dire film and you have to wonder about the mind that created it."

A gf Brought this film over to mine & we watched it together.. It left me traumatised.

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By *heFuzzMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Run Lola Run.

Utter bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tuxedo

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Anything by Uwe Boll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 3 hour Swedish sex video I bought when I was 22 in a sex shop had to be worst thing I ever saw.

Three hours of dirge with a few flickering badly shit sex scenes here and there. What a rip off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be one or all of the Christmas made for tv specials.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Has to be one or all of the Christmas made for tv specials."
Oh yes all of those too , it's always the same story . City guy/girl goes back to his/her small town roots and stays there . Every fucking time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kevin crispy Bacon when he played the invisible bloke

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Open Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen

Shrek

I'm sure more will come to mind

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Troll hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

Grease never seen the whole thing and never want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Troll hunter"

Was it the Norwegian film ? If it was yes absolutely shocking film 4 job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has been a shit load of films that were so bad they should never have been made. Try the horror channel on free view almost every film is total shite

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

peninsula

Far and Away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kevin crispy Bacon when he played the invisible bloke"

I remember the film, but cant remember seeing Kevin Bacon in it

Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zoolander 2

St Trinians the legend of frittons gold

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Sex lies and video tape

What a bore fest how I even managed to watch half an hour of that shit film beats me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avengers endgame well actually any of the avengers films suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 Shades of Grey , total tripe

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich


"Avengers endgame well actually any of the avengers films suck"

Oh dear..... I have to disagree. If for no other reason than there are lots of hot men and women!!

For me it’s more than that, but I am a geek.

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over a year ago


"Avengers endgame well actually any of the avengers films suck

Oh dear..... I have to disagree. If for no other reason than there are lots of hot men and women!!

For me it’s more than that, but I am a geek."

I'm a DC guy so to marvel just can't stand up to DC lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed 2

Street fighter

Superman 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dune

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kevin crispy Bacon when he played the invisible bloke

I remember the film, but cant remember seeing Kevin Bacon in it

Ben "

"the Hollow Man" name of the film.. Kevin Bacon was the main star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Passion of the christ was a fucking borefest"

Stephen kings version of IT.

Yes the same writer of the green mile and shawshank redemption.

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over a year ago


"Kevin crispy Bacon when he played the invisible bloke

I remember the film, but cant remember seeing Kevin Bacon in it

Ben "the Hollow Man" name of the film.. Kevin Bacon was the main star"

he doesn't make me want to buy an EE phone either..

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By *NTLovers2Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

The Bade Runner remake ...so boring left half way through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I left the cinema half way through 'looking for mr.goodbar'

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"The new Aladdin "

Watched it a couple of nights ago and thought it was ok..defiantly seen a lot worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The new Aladdin

Watched it a couple of nights ago and thought it was ok..defiantly seen a lot worse"

I defy you to see better

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Biker boys or Torque.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Escape plan 2.

Fucking awful

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Avengers endgame well actually any of the avengers films suck"

You take this back!

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By *avid4olderMan
over a year ago

North Coast

Movie 43 ... I’ll never know what the producers had over all those actors to convince them all that its such a great idea ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moshi Monsters Movie - 2 hours of my life i'll never get back

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

human centipede

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