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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The crowd, a throthing mass of anger and incredulity, circle me.

I guard my prize, they want to take it from me. I search my bag and fashion a spear from the biro ineers, a shield from a sketch pad.

Some of the ink leaks, I spread it across my face and chest. I'm ready.

They send out their champion, the fools think the guy will defeat me, he has something to gain, I have something to protect, I have the upper hand.

We fight, not like knights of old but like animals, tearing, biting, scratching. I throw him down and stand triumphantly over his corpse.

That's when the madness of the crowd takes over, they all rush me at once, I'm overwhelmed, my spear falls, my shield is ripped apart.

I concede, beaten I sit down, I may have lost but my ancestors are proud.

Seriously, why can I never have a window open in the bus?

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By *r_RobertMan
over a year ago

Dagenham

Ha. Clap clap clap. Very well done that man.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Found him.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I could hear your warrior cry O Noble One. Bravely fought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can a popular forum user comment on this thread to get things moving please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So did you win or lose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did you win or lose"

Lost, the window was shut

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Open a window, in the UK. Are you certified ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.

Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.

Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again "

Do you the busses in Cambridge well??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So did you win or lose

Lost, the window was shut"

Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did you win or lose

Lost, the window was shut

Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it"

I don't live in the north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest a career change. If you become a bus driver you get to choose who gets on the bus plus you have your own window.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suggest a career change. If you become a bus driver you get to choose who gets on the bus plus you have your own window. "

I might as well just sit on a bench in the park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suggest a career change. If you become a bus driver you get to choose who gets on the bus plus you have your own window.

I might as well just sit on a bench in the park"

Great! I'll bring a picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So did you win or lose

Lost, the window was shut

Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it

I don't live in the north "

I dont think a knife would break it tho

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

What did you do with the corpse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.

Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again

Do you the busses in Cambridge well??

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Yes but our nutters tend to be university lecturers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suggest a career change. If you become a bus driver you get to choose who gets on the bus plus you have your own window.

I might as well just sit on a bench in the park

Great! I'll bring a picnic "

Yes please... I don't even care if it's raining

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.

Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again

Do you the busses in Cambridge well??

Yes but our nutters tend to be university lecturers "

Bus 13 isnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did you do with the corpse?"

Just left it on the bus like and empty can of red bull

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did you win or lose

Lost, the window was shut

Ffs where a little shit with half a charly (half house brick for those not in the know not the drug) for a drive by bombing when you need it

I don't live in the north

I dont think a knife would break it tho"

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A noble quest sir, your bravery knows no bounds.

Did you have to sit next to the loony on the bus again

Do you the busses in Cambridge well??

Yes but our nutters tend to be university lecturers

Bus 13 isnt"

I think the key is the Haverhill part lol

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