FabSwingers.com forum: what would you say to put someone off you?

By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

When sorry not for me is feeling a little bland. Be as inventive as you like

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By *nglishCharmMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm skint/ broke.... they'd run lol

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

It would never occur to me to ask a person's money situation on here, I'd be more likely to run if they said I'm mega rich and drive a sports car lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Owing to unforeseen circumstances (namely an incident with a smoothie maker, a lack of bananas and me painting my knob yellow (“for a laugh” she said), I am currently not meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a rash, it looks a lot worse than it really is. Just have to be careful of the oozing.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Would you mind if my carer came?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just check if it's ok with my mum..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just checked knickers and there's purple fizzing lumps in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a rash, it looks a lot worse than it really is. Just have to be careful of the oozing."

Gross !!!

But very effective - lol x

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

I was thinking of saying, we can meet as long as I can bring my.barbie doll, as she gets a big say in all my sexual decisions lol.

It's all lies as I was more a transformers kind of person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just checked knickers and there's purple fizzing lumps in them. "

Isn't that the thrush tabs slipped out ?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Have you douched.....Al,s all lubed up ready....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Only one of my personalities wants to meet you. The other 4 are unsure.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Only one of my personalities wants to meet you. The other 4 are unsure. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does this rash on my cock look like to you

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

I'm happy to meet but I insist that you call my vagina lady pussy willow Penelope at all times as it upsets her if you don't.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I'm happy to meet but I insist that you call my vagina lady pussy willow Penelope at all times as it upsets her if you don't."

I thought we were trying to put people off?

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By *ultrySiriWoman
over a year ago

Arundel

"Only one of my personalities wants to meet you. The other 4 are unsure. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m at a gang bang, I’ll get to you when I can

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

I get majorly turned on by the sight of blood and men's high pitched screams

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve looked at the distance and it’s too far. What? No. Not geographically, mentally.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Would you mind if I brought my pet ferret he likes to have a good rummage about when I’m playing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you mind if I brought my pet ferret he likes to have a good rummage about when I’m playing "

I’m laughing here

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

I'd love to meet you, but I would need to see proof that you have put me as main beneficiary of your life insurance policy first x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

Brilliant, can’t wait to see you. It was The Ivy you were taking me? I can’t have fun on an empty stomach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)"

That's not going to work....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)

That's not going to work....

Not even with the evil laugh?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)

That's not going to work....

Not even with the evil laugh?"

Coupled with your photos?...never gonna work!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)

That's not going to work....

Not even with the evil laugh?"

I think the evil laugh would only encourage me more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can meet, but I was a sexual health nurse (that’s true btw) so I’d need to do a full screen of you before anything happened. Need to do a visual one, obviously, but absolutely need to know about any discharge, and are you ok with proctoscopes? xx

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

We can meet but I'll have to bring my rottweiler with me, and be warned he has been known to get a bit bitey if he sees a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually saying hello works for me

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Usually saying hello works for me

Who said that?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually saying hello works for me

Who said that?? Lol"

Me ,all i have to say is hello to someone and that does the trick haha

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming."

Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually saying hello works for me

Who said that?? Lol

Me ,all i have to say is hello to someone and that does the trick haha"

Maybe it’s a bit too formal, try saying “hi” that always works better, haha, keep “hello” for those you don’t really want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually saying hello works for me

Who said that?? Lol

Me ,all i have to say is hello to someone and that does the trick haha

Maybe it’s a bit too formal, try saying “hi” that always works better, haha, keep “hello” for those you don’t really want

xx "

I do say hi,was saying hello on this thread for a general jist of how it works for me on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to the uncertainty of Brexit I am not able to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry you cannot have my penis only one girl has the power to wield excalibur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When sorry not for me is feeling a little bland. Be as inventive as you like

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meet me now I live 11 miles from you and are you humping everyone on your veris list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seagull has taken my manhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in A&E at the moment the Doctor feels confident he can remove the potato masher but is baffled how i got it in masher end first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been able to identify what it is specifically, but most everything I've said seems to have that effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.

Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha"

Hahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in A&E at the moment the Doctor feels confident he can remove the potato masher but is baffled how i got it in masher end first!!!

LJ"
that would draw me in........ Sorry said that for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you "

That’ll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When sorry not for me is feeling a little bland. Be as inventive as you like

I’d say tested negative 15/09/2008

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.

Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha

Hahaaa

To be fair ,if it was reversed and you said it to me in an arnie voice i bloody would haha

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

I think I’ve just followed through

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

"I love you

That’ll do it

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priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you

That’ll do it

priceless "
to Anne I would say can you accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like the music of David Hasselhoff?

That sends them running

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.

Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha"

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

If its on here I just show them my face

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I'm a guy in a dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5'6" short.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Don’t have to say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before we meet, watch the movie 'Teeth'

Still fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before we meet, watch the movie 'Teeth'

Still fancy a fuck?

Worth the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I just put "yawn" especially if their last message was rubbish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my knifes. My big fuck off shiny ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a quite a few extra pounds around my waistline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an opposing opinion works well here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to fuck me you have to pretend you’re Arnold Shwartznegger and recite some of his best lines to me in your best impression as you do me. Even when you’re cumming.

Easy ,point to my cock and say "do it nooow" haha

Hahaaa

To be fair ,if it was reversed and you said it to me in an arnie voice i bloody would haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some raccoons came, now I can’t make it. Always blame the raccoons.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Further to your recent application to sit on my face and nosh Mr Winky, I have had a chance to review all applicants and I am sorry to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.

Your presentation was strong and I hope you are not discouraged from applying again. Additional feedback from Mr Winky is that your throat gobbling noises, whilst convincing, lacked the prerequisite number of slurps required for this level of position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further to your recent application to sit on my face and nosh Mr Winky, I have had a chance to review all applicants and I am sorry to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.

You don’t have much of a work life balance do you?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Further to your recent application to sit on my face and nosh Mr Winky, I have had a chance to review all applicants and I am sorry to inform you that you have been unsuccessful on this occasion.

You don’t have much of a work life balance do you?

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. Who me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)

That's not going to work....

Not even with the evil laugh?"

Maybe if you did it during orgasms. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YOU think you could deal with ME? (Evil laugh)

That's not going to work....

Not even with the evil laugh?

Maybe if you did it during orgasms. ..."

Thank you for the tip...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I have a rash, it looks a lot worse than it really is. Just have to be careful of the oozing.

Gross !!!

But very effective - lol x"

Haha you still get some takes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally say “my face is a let down”

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

I'm past the HIV+ stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But after hearing Kathy Burke “A man would fuck a ham sandwich” is thinking I may have to think of something else

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What do you think of my profile"

Usually find that a turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But after hearing Kathy Burke “A man would fuck a ham sandwich” is thinking I may have to think of something else

On white or brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But after hearing Kathy Burke “A man would fuck a ham sandwich” is thinking I may have to think of something else

On white or brown?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Vamp)..I'm thinking..if this meeting works out good, maybe I can divorce my husband, marry you, and we can settle down, have loads of kids, which you will look after, whilst I still enjoy this lifestyle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally say “my face is a let down”

Can I be a judge of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally say “my face is a let down”

Can I be a judge of that

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hope it don’t scare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally say “my face is a let down”

Can I be a judge of that

hope it don’t scare you

It dint so not a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally say “my face is a let down”

Can I be a judge of that

hope it don’t scare you

It dint so not a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got green stuff coming out me cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the scan photo; hope he has your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I'm only into bearback sex. No, that's not a typo."

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

No sex without marriage, first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever had the opportunity to turn somebody down, it would be.

"Do you have some lotion I can but in my basket?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only 15 usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just ask me mam if I can meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sorry its not going to work, its not you but me

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

can I use my new penis plug on you seems to lead to a no thanks reply

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

FAF ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But after hearing Kathy Burke “A man would fuck a ham sandwich” is thinking I may have to think of something else

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a ham sandwich really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But after hearing Kathy Burke “A man would fuck a ham sandwich” is thinking I may have to think of something else

a ham sandwich really

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haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, can we make it another time, I’m massaging my mum that night

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I used to be a boy

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

So how many kids do you think we should have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, just gonna drop a steaming deuce in this toilet real quick. You like shits? Mine are uncomfortably huge. Like something resembling a giant and brown 19th century marble.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Due to the uncertainty of Brexit I am not able to meet."

oh im sure you would make an exception for me my friend x

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