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"I’ve get a great deal of ‘comfort’ from your rod/staff "But numb thighs?  | |||
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"My early rant, is that the quality of rants has been rather poor of late. I would love to read some like the epic, page long rants of Ye Olde Fab." Approved 
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"My early rant, is that the quality of rants has been rather poor of late. I would love to read some like the epic, page long rants of Ye Olde Fab." Or a good old flounce, my favourite is still ‘clique of c**ts’ | |||
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"I’ve get a great deal of ‘comfort’ from your rod/staff
But numb thighs? "There’s my rant right there | |||
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"Sun better shine today or else my rant is I walked 4 miles last night to a shop that has a sign on the door open until 7 pm I got there at 6.25 pm and they were closed is that bad or what Can I sue? "My name's not sue At least you got plenty of steps in so think of the health benefits Denied | |||
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"My early rant, is that the quality of rants has been rather poor of late. I would love to read some like the epic, page long rants of Ye Olde Fab. Approved
Some of the rants are barely a mild irritation let alone a rant"I'm thinking of building one dedicated to Supermarket twats. | |||
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"I’m awake at a god forsaken time. Rant. " Dam I do need to go to spec savers I thought you said it’s foreskin time  | |||
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Phone upgrade stress. Took over 3hrs to get new phone sorted - I'm really not techinal
Then my boiler went pop!
Engineer called out.
Then having a shower, just lathed the shampoo up... The shower goes off!
45 mins boiling the kettle trying to rinse shampoo off on sink
Forgot to refill kettle, switched it out... Kettle goes pop!
Engineer arrived quite swiftly & fixed everything
I was 30 mins late for work, didn't have time to retint my hair
Had to brave the world with grey frizzy hair 
Hair being done right now, packing while I wait
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And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. | |||
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud. People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "Balaclava. It hides the hair and gives you an air of bank robber for a hint of danger and excitement | |||
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud. People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite.
Balaclava. It hides the hair and gives you an air of bank robber for a hint of danger and excitement "I did consider this but they won't let me in to places wearing one. Oh well, 'fro Meli is still Meli I guess. | |||
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"People who rant, then casualy drop in that they're about to go on holiday, while the rest of us "enjoy" our beautiful English drenched summer. " I'm camping In a field In Oxfordshire I'm with some of my favourite people & 4 days of dancing in my glittery DMs, rain or shine. Have a good weekend SourPuss xx | |||
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud. People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "I embraced my wavy/curly more and more recently.. cantu products are great to dictate the curl  Gives you an edge between lots of sameish straightened looks.
1st - I am so sorry. They are awful for blurting out shit they havent meant. | |||
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"I embraced my wavy/curly more and more recently.. cantu products are great to dictate the curl Gives you an edge between lots of sameish straightened looks.
1st - I am so sorry. They are awful for blurting out shit they havent meant. "Ooo, I will try and find those in Boots this evening, thank you! As far as the 1st goes, I'm being impish and a dick. No shit was blurted out they didn't mean. | |||
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"Working with a agency person who has done nothing and keeps sleeping I'm having to answer all the bells grrr" Slacker colleagues are not fun Approved | |||
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"My ranties today is for more women to like me in panties...though i'd much prefer your wet one's but only if you fancy!" That's not really a rant but a desire Denied | |||
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud. People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "To go one step further to your rant 1....those who happily show your veri on their profile but then fail to leave one for you...#sorude #hatethat | |||
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"I’m awake at a god forsaken time. Rant. " Lack of sleep is never good Well, unless it is caused by sex 
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"People who can't take a penalty for shit. Tammy Abraham, I'm looking at you!!!! "Some folk saying that VAR should have spotted the keeper coming off the line but who knows S'only a game though Denied | |||
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"People who can't take a penalty for shit. Tammy Abraham, I'm looking at you!!!!
Some folk saying that VAR should have spotted the keeper coming off the line but who knows
S'only a game though
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"That fucking shag telling me its friday and its not bloody day stealers" I wouldn't use shag as a form of diary if I were you Approved | |||
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"Bad luck comes in threes? Oh jolly good. I got all my shit out of the way yesterday. Nothing but good luck all the way now
Phone upgrade stress. Took over 3hrs to get new phone sorted - I'm really not techinal
Then my boiler went pop!
Engineer called out.
Then having a shower, just lathed the shampoo up... The shower goes off!
45 mins boiling the kettle trying to rinse shampoo off on sink
Forgot to refill kettle, switched it out... Kettle goes pop!
Engineer arrived quite swiftly & fixed everything
I was 30 mins late for work, didn't have time to retint my hair
Had to brave the world with grey frizzy hair
Hair being done right now, packing while I wait
I may still actually get away for my holiday on time today "The phone and the kettle are pretty much self inflicted but the boiler gets an Approved | |||
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"It's Thursday and the weekend was so intense (not just in a good way, this isn't a humble brag) that I'm still recovering from the damn weekend. " Is there a rant in here somewhere as I'm not sure? | |||
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"Here's my bad...I'm a genuine guy looking to meet woman of all ages more mature woman float my boat, most say though, no verifies no meet or no chat. How am I supposed to get verified if no one will meet or chat with me until I am. It's a ridiculous vicious circle. I've only been on a week or so so obviously I have no verifies," Dude, no offense but your profile reads like a rant. Thats probably putting people off. | |||
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"Here's my bad...I'm a genuine guy looking to meet woman of all ages more mature woman float my boat, most say though, no verifies no meet or no chat. How am I supposed to get verified if no one will meet or chat with me until I am. It's a ridiculous vicious circle. I've only been on a week or so so obviously I have no verifies," Group socials, clubs, parties | |||
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"Bad luck comes in threes? Oh jolly good. I got all my shit out of the way yesterday. Nothing but good luck all the way now
Phone upgrade stress. Took over 3hrs to get new phone sorted - I'm really not techinal
Then my boiler went pop!
Engineer called out.
Then having a shower, just lathed the shampoo up... The shower goes off!
45 mins boiling the kettle trying to rinse shampoo off on sink
Forgot to refill kettle, switched it out... Kettle goes pop!
Engineer arrived quite swiftly & fixed everything
I was 30 mins late for work, didn't have time to retint my hair
Had to brave the world with grey frizzy hair
Hair being done right now, packing while I wait
I may still actually get away for my holiday on time today "I'm sure this didn't feel funny at the time but I can relate to some of this..made me chuckle. have agreat holiday x | |||
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"It's Thursday and the weekend was so intense (not just in a good way, this isn't a humble brag) that I'm still recovering from the damn weekend. Is there a rant in here somewhere as I'm not sure?" I feel horrible because of the weekend I had. | |||
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The whole process took a really long time and I was humiliated in front of a queue of customers that just want to buy their fucking stuff for the right fucking price -quickly and not be ignored by some zero fuck giving millennial that's too busy worrying about hits on their Instagram page than doing their fucking job!
Cunts.
I have complained to head office and I expect a voucher for millions of pounds for my public humiliation!
How the fuck did I get this old?
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"Here's my bad...I'm a genuine guy looking to meet woman of all ages more mature woman float my boat, most say though, no verifies no meet or no chat. How am I supposed to get verified if no one will meet or chat with me until I am. It's a ridiculous vicious circle. I've only been on a week or so so obviously I have no verifies," A whole week? 7 days? No clunge? Shocker..... | |||
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"I'm going to group a range of people together under one title; "Shitforbraincunts" The following people populate this group. Rucksack wearers with no grasp of how big the fucking thing is and knock entire buildings over every time they turn around. Particularly annoying on the tube trains. Ticket fumblers. You know your approaching a ticket barrier, right? And you know you need your ticket right? SO WHY HAVENT YOU GOT THE FUCKING THING IN YOUR HAND READY? Why must you stop and search every pocket, wallet/purse, bag, bodily orifice looking for the fucking thing at the barrier? Phone/tablet zombies. Wandering around like they're fresh of the set of the walking dead, bouncing from person to person like a pissed up spinning top with a limp. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING WALKING YOU CUNTS!!!! Cyclists. I'm particular those lycra clad specimens of sweat with their silly little folding bikes who seem to think it's much more important that THEY get on the train in front of you and barge you out of the way, smashing your knees and ankles along the way. If you haven't worked it out, I've just got off the tube and onto the train. " | |||
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"I'm going to group a range of people together under one title; "Shitforbraincunts" The following people populate this group. Rucksack wearers with no grasp of how big the fucking thing is and knock entire buildings over every time they turn around. Particularly annoying on the tube trains. Ticket fumblers. You know your approaching a ticket barrier, right? And you know you need your ticket right? SO WHY HAVENT YOU GOT THE FUCKING THING IN YOUR HAND READY? Why must you stop and search every pocket, wallet/purse, bag, bodily orifice looking for the fucking thing at the barrier? Phone/tablet zombies. Wandering around like they're fresh of the set of the walking dead, bouncing from person to person like a pissed up spinning top with a limp. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING WALKING YOU CUNTS!!!! Cyclists. I'm particular those lycra clad specimens of sweat with their silly little folding bikes who seem to think it's much more important that THEY get on the train in front of you and barge you out of the way, smashing your knees and ankles along the way. If you haven't worked it out, I've just got off the tube and onto the train.
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"I'm typing the first one because I know they will read it and it's making me laugh almost out loud. People who say they will veri you and then don't? What the fuck is up with that? Clearly I'm too god damn awful to.
And the second - this bloody weather. I can't fight the frizz in it so I've decided I'm going to embrace my natural curls for a social which makes it even more worrying. What happens if they think I look ridiculous? I'll look younger definitely. Curly hair is so marmite. "Seems to have been a summer of hair woes Meli? I'm sure you won't look ridiculous but Approved for the weather | |||
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"My rant is I woke to find it sunny and warm so now I don't have anything to rant about have a nice day "Denied | |||
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"People people people.. Yeah that about covers it All. "Not specific enough Denied | |||
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"I’m wondering why I’m here .... Not in the world but here !!! Everything is annoying Words People " Because you want to know if F&B is really fabulous? | |||
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except for him ranting about people not meeting those without a veri. That falls under preferences and you've only been here a week so Denied | |||
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