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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Urgh false widow crawling up the power cables at the back of my desk. I didn't like seeing it! But now it's gone.... where is it??!!

How's your day going?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

day going fine and dont you DARE kill the poor thing x

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"day going fine and dont you DARE kill the poor thing x

It it builds a web in my hat it's a goner.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"day going fine and dont you DARE kill the poor thing x

It it builds a web in my hat it's a goner."

you will be too if you kill it!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nesting in your tanga briefs..

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"It's nesting in your tanga briefs.."

That would be just my luck!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds...."

In your house?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s behind you.....*plays jaws music*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

I'm moving out

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

I'm moving out

They sleep in your mouth to......Google said....

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....

In your house? "

Thankfully no, just at work.... so far.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....

In your house?

Thankfully no, just at work.... so far. "

It's going home with you!!!!!!!.....doomed I tell you dooooooomeddddd

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

I'm moving out

Then who will i spoon?!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Are you sure it was a false widow?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

I'm moving out

Then who will i spoon?!

The spider.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My last Border Collie was called Spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....

In your house?

Thankfully no, just at work.... so far.

It's going home with you!!!!!!!.....doomed I tell you dooooooomeddddd

I'm afraid there's no alternative then. I'll get the napalm!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Haaaaaaaaaa, now your going to take it home......

it will lay eggs....

Infest your house....

Ever seen the film arachnophobia?

Oh it's not the first ive seen here. There's hundreds....

In your house?

Thankfully no, just at work.... so far.

It's going home with you!!!!!!!.....doomed I tell you dooooooomeddddd

I'm afraid there's no alternative then. I'll get the napalm!"

Do you have cats?? If so they will eat them..... seriously, they love em....

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers

Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up

Bad bit you might grow fangs

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers

Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up

Bad bit you might grow fangs

Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy.

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers

Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up

Bad bit you might grow fangs

Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy."

There might be a delay

Watch out if he starts growing scary eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers

Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up

Bad bit you might grow fangs

Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy."

Who knew spiders would attract pussy?!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"If it bites you you will get fab super spider powers

Like shooting webs out of your cock to tie your partner up

Bad bit you might grow fangs

Didn't happen to the guy who got bitten last week. He just got sore and pussy.

Who knew spiders would attract pussy?!

Ikr?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My day has been very wet clem.

I’d of gladly sat at your desk with the spider instead of wading through mud on site desperately trying to keep my tools dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My day has been very wet clem.

I’d of gladly sat at your desk with the spider instead of wading through mud on site desperately trying to keep my tool dry

Waterproof pants?

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

I love spiders. I wear spider web stockings and spider bangles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's time to pack your bags and burn the house down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My day has been very wet clem.

I’d of gladly sat at your desk with the spider instead of wading through mud on site desperately trying to keep my tool dry

Waterproof pants?"

I knew you had a sense of humour somewhere

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"It's time to pack your bags and burn the house down. "

It's ok it's at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got this horrible looking big spider on the outside of my window which now I refuse to open. Hes got long legs and a big round body. Horrible creatures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgh false widow crawling up the power cables at the back of my desk. I didn't like seeing it! But now it's gone.... where is it??!!

How's your day going?"

Probably went to somewhere even darker and more confined. I think you're safe

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