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The Comedians

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Watching old routines from the 70s on YouTube. My god you can taste the cigarette smoke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fella goes into a barbers and asks for a 'Tony Curtis' (Ducks Arse).

Barber gets the clippers out and whirr, whirr etc. Holds the mirror up when he finishes.

Fella goes wtf, I asked for a 'Tony Curtis', you can't know who he is?!

Barber goes, "'course I do. I've seen the King and I, 15 times..."

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Not getting it....

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Fella goes into a barbers and asks for a 'Tony Curtis' (Ducks Arse).

Barber gets the clippers out and whirr, whirr etc. Holds the mirror up when he finishes.

Fella goes wtf, I asked for a 'Tony Curtis', you can't know who he is?!

Barber goes, "'course I do. I've seen the King and I, 15 times...""

OR.....that's not a Tony Curtis

It would be if he came in here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A magician performs on a cruise ship. His parrot sits on it's perch.

It keeps looking at the audience saying, "it's down his sleeve", "it's up his trouser leg" etc.

Magician thinks "time I got rid of the bloody thing".

Boom! The ships boilers blow. Magician finds himself clinging to a plank for 3 days adrift and alone with the parrot.

"Been thinking" says the parrot, "how'd you make the ship disappear...?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not getting it.... "

Yul Brynner..

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