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cheesy fanny??

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By *woon2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

welshpool

what would you do if when you get all excited and dive down for ya favrite and find that the fem has a very smelly fanny? she has ovbiously had sex the night before a meet ???

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Divorce her?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get the crackers out?

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Divorce her?....."

Yeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea

Ive seen this asked a few times, i guess ive been very lucky in that ive never met anyone dirty and i really have no idea what id do unless put in that position

I find it very hard to believe that anyone would not wash, bath, shower before they meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rub my fingers around her fanny then put them under her nose and say "Ladies first!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rub my fingers around her fanny then put them under her nose and say "Ladies first!""

good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rub my fingers around her fanny then put them under her nose and say "Ladies first!""

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

what kind of establishment is this,

no fish option humph.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" what would you do if when you get all excited and dive down for ya favrite and find that the fem has a very smelly fanny? she has ovbiously had sex the night before a meet ???"
didnt know you could get a cheesy fanny?!! Well i learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could pour some port over the blue veins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondered where I'd left me wotsits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did you know she had sex the night before because she had a smelly fanny though? Pretend i had changed my mind, then do something else instead.

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

aint that a fishy fanny not a cheesy one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spread chocolate Philadelphia over it just to mask the taste....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"spread chocolate Philadelphia over it just to mask the taste...."
Now I WAS going to try choc philadelphia but thats just put me right off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spread chocolate Philadelphia over it just to mask the taste....Now I WAS going to try choc philadelphia but thats just put me right off... "

more for me then, bloody women stealing the short supplies there already is.(both the philie and the fanny)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"spread chocolate Philadelphia over it just to mask the taste....Now I WAS going to try choc philadelphia but thats just put me right off...

more for me then, bloody women stealing the short supplies there already is.(both the philie and the fanny)"
Its ok, you can have the fanny - not into those myself. I ll just have the choccy instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what would you do if when you get all excited and dive down for ya favrite and find that the fem has a very smelly fanny? she has ovbiously had sex the night before a meet ???"

Ask her to shower with me and failing that be honest. I am not going to play with someone that makes me feel uncomfortable with. If i didn't smell nice i would have no problem at all being asked to shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spread chocolate Philadelphia over it just to mask the taste....Now I WAS going to try choc philadelphia but thats just put me right off... "

Its yuk!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" what would you do if when you get all excited and dive down for ya favrite and find that the fem has a very smelly fanny? she has ovbiously had sex the night before a meet ???

Ask her to shower with me and failing that be honest. I am not going to play with someone that makes me feel uncomfortable with. If i didn't smell nice i would have no problem at all being asked to shower. "

On a more serious note I quite agree with you there.

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By *woon2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

welshpool


"I'd rub my fingers around her fanny then put them under her nose and say "Ladies first!""
good idea why didnt i think of that

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By *woon2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

welshpool


"Wondered where I'd left me wotsits "
more like scampy flovoured frys lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wondered where I'd left me wotsits more like scampy flovoured frys lol"
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

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By *woon2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

welshpool

the thing was that she was the most lovelyist sexy fem ever and perfect in everyway except her fanny ! and before ya ask i just kind of had quick sniff and got from there asap and i didnt lick me fingers lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"the thing was that she was the most lovelyist sexy fem ever and perfect in everyway except her fanny ! and before ya ask i just kind of had quick sniff and got from there asap and i didnt lick me fingers lol"
we believe ya

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By *woon2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

welshpool

tis trus

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By *woon2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

welshpool

mrs two wasnt very pleased coes i didnt warn her about the smelly fanny but she says im too fussy and that my sence of smell is too good, but i noticed she didnt stay there long either lol

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