FabSwingers.com forum: Doctors

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this bloke comes charging into the doctors surgery and bursts into to the doctor shouting help me help me doctor help me quickly. I have just been playing dominos and kept on winning game after game and taking money off all the lads in the pub. The lads have got sick of me winning all the time and have just pinned me down and shoved a full box of dominos up my arse. Ooooow doctor please help me quick.

The doctor takes one look at the man and then after a slight pause and deep breath shouts out Do you not ever knock sir

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke goes to the doctors, lobs his cock out and says "have a look at this doc!"

The Dr holds it in his hand, looks closely at it, sniffs it and gives it a good once over.

"I see nothing wrong with your penis sir" says the doctor.

The bloke says "I know it's a fucking BEAUTY innit!"