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EXTREME politeness.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother Theresa-types?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

People who apologise all the time....irritating

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Polite is polite - why does it need to be anything extreme

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

sounds too much for me and I don't really trust it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft unrealistic live life in a bubble dreamer cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely polite sounds like it might be just a bit dull to me......

Slightly feisty sounds a lot more interesting!

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By *rSquareMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"People who apologise all the time....irritating "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.

Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs

P

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.

Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs

P"

Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly disappears to update his profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.

Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs

P

Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr. "

Yeah, I don't trust them. That hard exterior is hiding something sinister.... I can smell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aged 50 and goes on holiday with their mum. Those type of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.

Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs

P

Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr.

Yeah, I don't trust them. That hard exterior is hiding something sinister.... I can smell it

P"
thats the fanny you just caved in

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By *rSquareMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr. "

Being polite in an extreme location....

“Goodness gracious Richard it certainly is positively nuggets up here at the top of Everest. Would one care for a cup of tea”?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr.

Being polite in an extreme location....

“Goodness gracious Richard it certainly is positively nuggets up here at the top of Everest. Would one care for a cup of tea”?"

To be fair, I’d watch that. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You apologise when some one bumps into you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They sound like the kind of person I'd wanna kick in the fanny to be fair.

Be polite, damn right that's just half decent humaning, but EXTREME politeness sounds irritating as crabs

P

Genuine lol here. Do you feel the same about all crustaceans? Mr.

Yeah, I don't trust them. That hard exterior is hiding something sinister.... I can smell it

Pthats the fanny you just caved in "

I'd totally be wearing steel toe caps with barred spears welded on.

Fuck it, fire up the mig and hand me a match

P

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr. "

I'd say they are suppressing their inner barstard. Be afraid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't think I wanna know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You apologise when some one bumps into you "

Nah, that's just thick people. I've done that before then when it's all sunk in I've realised what a nobber I've just been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aged 50 and goes on holiday with their mum. Those type of people. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m musing, as oft I do. I have seen some folks describing themselves as “extremely polite”. What form would extreme politeness take? Sounds like a Channel 5 game show in the making. Mr. "

Maybe it’s saying please and thank you, and observing general etiquette rules whilst snowboarding off a big mountain!

No?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Extreme politeness? Knowing when a top hat should be worn, and at what angle. How to use a Vichyssoise fork correctly? When to signal to the other ladies to leave the room in order for the gentlemen to smoke cigars, drink port and brandy and put the world to rights? Helping a lady who is having an attack of the vapours into cooler arbours? Having a clean hankerchief at all times, silk preferably and without snuff stains.

That kind of thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ned Flanders

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Extreme politeness? Knowing when a top hat should be worn, and at what angle. How to use a Vichyssoise fork correctly? When to signal to the other ladies to leave the room in order for the gentlemen to smoke cigars, drink port and brandy and put the world to rights? Helping a lady who is having an attack of the vapours into cooler arbours? Having a clean hankerchief at all times, silk preferably and without snuff stains.

That kind of thing?"

Christ, it was Jacob Rees-Mogg’s profile. Mr.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Aged 50 and goes on holiday with their mum. Those type of people. "

To be fair, they are probably looking after them. Its the ones who go on holiday with their 50 year old mum that are sad. Imagine turning up at an 18-30 holiday with your mum. Probably thought it was a reanactment of the year 1830.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Extreme politeness? Knowing when a top hat should be worn, and at what angle. How to use a Vichyssoise fork correctly? When to signal to the other ladies to leave the room in order for the gentlemen to smoke cigars, drink port and brandy and put the world to rights? Helping a lady who is having an attack of the vapours into cooler arbours? Having a clean hankerchief at all times, silk preferably and without snuff stains.

That kind of thing?

Christ, it was Jacob Rees-Mogg’s profile. Mr. "

Well its what we were taught at prep school. Didnt your prep school cover these basics? Did nanny not teach you anything???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who apologise all the time....irritating "

I once knew a lad like that, and to help him with his confidence I pointed it out to him, to which he said "sorry". I gave up from that point.

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