FabSwingers.com forum: Renaissance art thread....

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

For men who don't have big cocks but like posting on threads.

Or summat........

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I liked art Garfunkels single albums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your best renansonse art stingy? Mine the ceiling in itsly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vitruvian Man.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like Leonardo and Michelangelo.. didn't Rafael do machines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Leonardo and Michelangelo.. didn't Rafael do machines"

pizzzaaaaa

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I like Leonardo and Michelangelo.. didn't Rafael do machines"

those turtles

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I like Leonardo and Michelangelo.. didn't Rafael do machines

pizzzaaaaa"

Cowabungaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!"

My mum paints all our ceilings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!"

He wore the orange bandana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

Bet it didn’t take her 7 years!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Where's the cock thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like going to art gallerys and pretending like I'm casing the joint. Asking about the roof and how the pictures come down and stuff. Not done it in ages.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

Bet it didn’t take her 7 years! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

I've painted a kraken in my bathroom. Bog Monster

You can just about see it in one or two of my pics.. I've a Bob Marley mural. One half finished Royal British Navy Ensign (I'm army.. wtf!) and one half finished Jolly Roger.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

I've painted a kraken in my bathroom. Bog Monster

You can just about see it in one or two of my pics.. I've a Bob Marley mural. One half finished Royal British Navy Ensign (I'm army.. wtf!) and one half finished Jolly Roger."

I do like a well done “Muriel” (bless you Hilda Ogden” on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did they only give Vivaldi four seasons, thought he deserved more.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Why did they only give Vivaldi four seasons, thought he deserved more. "

What team did he play for

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!"

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Why did they only give Vivaldi four seasons, thought he deserved more.

What team did he play for

Roma therapi

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Dunnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Is he in the yellow pages, I need someone to artex my ceiling ?!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

My mum paints all our ceilings

I've painted a kraken in my bathroom. Bog Monster

You can just about see it in one or two of my pics.. I've a Bob Marley mural. One half finished Royal British Navy Ensign (I'm army.. wtf!) and one half finished Jolly Roger.

I do like a well done “Muriel” (bless you Hilda Ogden” on the wall

With ducks????

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Dunnit

Swine! Where was my invitation?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Who’s the bloke who painted the ceiling, fuck me mate how long did that take, did he put in a quote, bet he didn’t include travelling costs ?!

You mean the Sistine Chapel? That was Michaelangelo. Not sure how long it took but definitely years! It’s on my bucket list!

Is he in the yellow pages, I need someone to artex my ceiling ?!"

Artex is very last century! My kids set a smoke bomb off in the lounge (little bastards)! Certainly gives an interesting artistic effect to the ceiling! Shall I send them round?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where's the cock thread?"

It's over there.....

*points.......

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points......."

Are you pointing with your cock for added effect?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points......."

I don't know where you're pointing

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points.......

Are you pointing with your cock for added effect?

Yes. Thankfully it doesn't have to point far.....

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Where's the cock thread?

It's over there.....

*points.......

I don't know where you're pointing "

There woman, over there.....

*offers steps.....

**resists the urge to offer a bunk up.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!"

Cum on my Titian’s

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!"

Her face looks like an artexers radio......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Is this the accompanying thread to the cumming over wife's pics thread?

Cos I'm pretty sure she won't be happy if you defile her Titians!!

Cum on my Titian’s

I'm not an Ibiza foam machine love.......

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Did Michelangelo lay on his back to paint the Sistine Chapel?

And was he paid by the hour?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is."

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is.

True story.

Shameless, riding on my coat tails!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You know when a spin off programme does better than the original, that’s this thread that is.

True story.

Shameless, riding on my coat tails! "

Uh huh.

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