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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone had sex on a plane?, I reckon its difficult to pull it of. Anyway name any place you've had sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off "

Glib

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" name any place you've had sex"

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off

Glib "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off "
lol true unless your strapped on

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on "

What's Al got to do with this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? "
you call your strapon Al?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coventry

Although that wasnt strictly sex

Not in the conventional sense of the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? "

He’ll be pegging you to the plane

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?"

Wait......................Christ look at the time......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?

Wait......................Christ look at the time......"
half past shopping?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?

Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping? "

6 minutes past a cuppa tea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?

Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?

6 minutes past a cuppa tea...."
or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?

Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?

6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al? "

He’s pegging her to the plane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Al you two stop it right now

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?

Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?

6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al? "

Ask Cheeky chops, I'm off shoppping.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Al you two stop it right now"
Sorry Op we digress I've had it several times over the battlements of an historic castle

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Al you two stop it right now"

Sorry OP I'm off shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?

Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?

6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al?

Ask Cheeky chops, I'm off shoppping..... "
lol remember me I like anything gold 22 carrots so I can see int dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Al you two stop it right now"

Sorry OP, it was all those 2, I just joined in.xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off lol true unless your strapped on

What's Al got to do with this? you call your strapon Al?

Wait......................Christ look at the time......half past shopping?

6 minutes past a cuppa tea....or is Al the guy you strap to your back......... Who is this Al?

He’s pegging her to the plane "
pilot probably they're incorrigible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok i will come with Al you shopping, show you how to waste your money successfully

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent


"That’s dangerous, you’ll fall off when it takes off "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok i will come with Al you shopping, show you how to waste your money successfully "

Will you be going shopping by “ easy jet”

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Better than muthaf@ckin snakes

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Yes was a bastard. Lost my shoe down the loo and she nearly lost her fingers in the loo roll dispenser

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I dont think it's that common .

I cant see it taking off personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok i will come with Al you shopping, show you how to waste your money successfully

Will you be going shopping by “ easy jet” "
no way, ryanair

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Not that difficult and I'm built for comfort not speed: my partner in crime was 6ft 4 and built like a brick shit house.

First class toilets (we were classy back then), Air Cubana en route Frank Pais International Airport.

We hit turbulence and the air hostess was in the foyer asking people to return to their seats. Her face was a picture when Rob and I came out of the loo.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I joined the Mile-High Club last year - Solo Fliers Division. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing about sex on a plane is coming out of the cubicle and seeing the looks of delight on the people waiting for a pees faces. Totes amazeballs.

I'd also do it earlier in the flight rather than later.

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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago

Stone

Reading the thread it’s clear you don’t mean a wood plane...

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


" name any place you've had sex

Leeds"
snap ... I have too there...its just as dangerous as on a plane when it takes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the sequel to snakes on a plane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the kind of guy that needs comforting on a plane.

I’d much rather a woman offer to hold my hand and tell me it’s all ok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bumhole a mouth and a vagina

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent


"I’m the kind of guy that needs comforting on a plane.

I’d much rather a woman offer to hold my hand and tell me it’s all ok! "

Ditto !! ...by sitting in my seat i seem to think im safer lol . Its no natural to walk around on something in the air lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m the kind of guy that needs comforting on a plane.

I’d much rather a woman offer to hold my hand and tell me it’s all ok!

Ditto !! ...by sitting in my seat i seem to think im safer lol . Its no natural to walk around on something in the air lol"

I don’t think I’ve ever even undone my seat belt on a plane

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By *heeses of NazarethMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m the kind of guy that needs comforting on a plane.

I’d much rather a woman offer to hold my hand and tell me it’s all ok!

Ditto !! ...by sitting in my seat i seem to think im safer lol . Its no natural to walk around on something in the air lol

I don’t think I’ve ever even undone my seat belt on a plane "

Good boy although you do need to move about on long flights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!"

In my 22 years of working on a plane, I’ve never heard or seen any of my colleagues get up to mischief. Not worth losing the job. Can’t think of anything more yucky than getting up to naughties on a plane anyway.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!"

You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!

You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ? "

The galley is never a private space on my flights. Always someone coming in and out.

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By *heeses of NazarethMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!

In my 22 years of working on a plane, I’ve never heard or seen any of my colleagues get up to mischief. Not worth losing the job. Can’t think of anything more yucky than getting up to naughties on a plane anyway. "

It was only the one time and was not as risky as it sounds. Inter crew relationships are much more likely to happen down route in the night stop hotel or outside of work. Actually I remember one of the dispatchers at Luton dislocating a stewardesses hip whilst getting fruity in the airside rest room once but that’s another story....

I really don’t understand the excitement of going to the toilet in a plane to have sex, firstly the logistics and secondly the hygiene factor. Also a lot of people don’t realise that the cabin crew can open that toilet door very easily from the outside !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!

In my 22 years of working on a plane, I’ve never heard or seen any of my colleagues get up to mischief. Not worth losing the job. Can’t think of anything more yucky than getting up to naughties on a plane anyway.

It was only the one time and was not as risky as it sounds. Inter crew relationships are much more likely to happen down route in the night stop hotel or outside of work. Actually I remember one of the dispatchers at Luton dislocating a stewardesses hip whilst getting fruity in the airside rest room once but that’s another story....

I really don’t understand the excitement of going to the toilet in a plane to have sex, firstly the logistics and secondly the hygiene factor. Also a lot of people don’t realise that the cabin crew can open that toilet door very easily from the outside !"

Exactly. We have ears and eyes everywhere. I’ve never really been into the ‘crew’ relationships thing. I’ve probably met about 2 In all my years. Was in long relationships most of the time so no interest in getting with anyone.

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By *heeses of NazarethMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!

You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ?

The galley is never a private space on my flights. Always someone coming in and out. "

Well there was no risk of customers popping their head round the curtain as it was a very rare treat for crew, an empty positioning sector without passengers. Just an engineer travelling down route to fix the aircraft we were going to replace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, a few years ago in the middle of the night, it actually was in the galley rather than the toilet and helped that my girlfriend and were both at work at 38,000 feet rather than flying as passengers!

You weren't both at work if you were having sex. What if a passenger popped their head in to ask for a glass of water ?

The galley is never a private space on my flights. Always someone coming in and out.

Well there was no risk of customers popping their head round the curtain as it was a very rare treat for crew, an empty positioning sector without passengers. Just an engineer travelling down route to fix the aircraft we were going to replace."

Well that’s different then and if I was doing a positioning flight with a partner, I’m sure I would have taken the opportunity.

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By *heeses of NazarethMan
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Nice to know we have the same mindset poochie !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nice to know we have the same mindset poochie !"

An empty plane is an empty plane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a blowjob if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes in the toilet

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