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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...a meet off here for weeks. C'mon girls you're missing out!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Bet they don't think so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bet they don't think so."

..be quiet in the cheap seats please.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Bet they don't think so.

..be quiet in the cheap seats please."

Cheap seats I'm the only fucker here.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

what are they missing out on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel like I'm missing out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bet they don't think so.

..be quiet in the cheap seats please.

Cheap seats I'm the only fucker here."

How is deep space these days??

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"what are they missing out on?

It's not stimulating conversation that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out. "

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what are they missing out on?

It's not stimulating conversation that's for sure."

Earth calling deep space .earth calling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??"

No.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Bet they don't think so.

..be quiet in the cheap seats please.

Cheap seats I'm the only fucker here.

How is deep space these days??"

Fantastic, the six breasted aliens are horny as hell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bet they don't think so.

..be quiet in the cheap seats please.

Cheap seats I'm the only fucker here.

How is deep space these days??

Fantastic, the six breasted aliens are horny as hell."

Lucky bugger.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"what are they missing out on?

It's not stimulating conversation that's for sure."

quite the opposite it should seem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??

No. "

In for a service....?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??

No.

In for a service....?"

No, she’s got a Mr Mystique 8.5 inch King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??

No.

In for a service....?

No, she’s got a Mr Mystique 8.5 inch King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo

Sounds fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out. "

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour."

* there ffs

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Put some photos up, let the jury evaluate what we're missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

* there ffs "

You were right the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

* there ffs

You were right the first time

Tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell them tiger!

Pssst ladies, he only has a 2/5 rating on yelp...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour."

You can shut up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put some photos up, let the jury evaluate what we're missing. "

I don't sleep with the jury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t met anyone for sex since January and the prospect of that changing in the near future is pretty low too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tell them tiger!

Pssst ladies, he only has a 2/5 rating on yelp..."

wtf is yelp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

You can shut up "

Love your photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

You can shut up

Love your photos

Well find a bottom elsewhere chum.

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border

Given that you're looking for "easy girls" I suspect you're not getting any because they're all off being shagged senseless by the rest of Fab... I'm positive they'd be forming a drooling queue at your door if they weren't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Given that you're looking for "easy girls" I suspect you're not getting any because they're all off being shagged senseless by the rest of Fab... I'm positive they'd be forming a drooling queue at your door if they weren't.

You failed detective school didn't you??

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border

You failed detective school didn't you??"

Oh. Bless you. Was that supposed to be a witty comeback? Awww, that's sweet. Close but no cigar poppet, have another go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

You can shut up

Love your photos

Well find a bottom elsewhere chum."

I’ll take your word for it you have a bottom, chum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??

No.

In for a service....?

No, she’s got a Mr Mystique 8.5 inch King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo

Sounds fun.

I bought Daisy a 15" suction cup dildo as thick as a babies arm and she's still to scared to use it

Oh wait I'm a guy on Fab... I mean I used a mould your own willy kit and she loved the 15" dildo I made her (Fab inches that is) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You failed detective school didn't you??

Oh. Bless you. Was that supposed to be a witty comeback? Awww, that's sweet. Close but no cigar poppet, have another go.

Wit-meter registered 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??

No.

In for a service....?

No, she’s got a Mr Mystique 8.5 inch King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo

Sounds fun.

I bought Daisy a 15" suction cup dildo as thick as a babies arm and she's still to scared to use it

Oh wait I'm a guy on Fab... I mean I used a mould your own willy kit and she loved the 15" dildo I made her (Fab inches that is) lol"

Are they like dog years?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

You can shut up

Love your photos

Well find a bottom elsewhere chum.

I’ll take your word for it you have a bottom, chum. "

Don't apply for Dr school..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Not missing out, it appears.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

lol I'll be swerving this one, as I wouldn't like to be seen as easy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thread is fairly entertaining though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears."

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking."

Thank god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure he’s on a meet by now, this thread must have had all the women racing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol I'll be swerving this one, as I wouldn't like to be seen as easy!!!!"

You've stood out. I'm in for the srike...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...a meet off here for weeks. C'mon girls you're missing out!"

Your profile suggests that we aren't missing out on much.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

You can shut up

Love your photos

Well find a bottom elsewhere chum.

I’ll take your word for it you have a bottom, chum.

Don't apply for Dr school.."

Oh man, this silhouette has totally got the better of me, touché blank profile, touché,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god."

Good. Good. Let's block .

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block ."

Please do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics bland profile. No wonder your getting no meets

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good."

Can’t hear you, too much ear wax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

You can shut up

Love your photos

Well find a bottom elsewhere chum.

I’ll take your word for it you have a bottom, chum.

Don't apply for Dr school..

Oh man, this silhouette has totally got the better of me, touché blank profile, touché, "

I've sent you some post.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Look at the array of photos, bask in their splendour.

You can shut up

Love your photos

Well find a bottom elsewhere chum.

I’ll take your word for it you have a bottom, chum.

Don't apply for Dr school..

Oh man, this silhouette has totally got the better of me, touché blank profile, touché, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good."

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't feel like I'm missing out.

Well you've got a Lexington Steele vibrating dildo haven't you??

No.

In for a service....?

No, she’s got a Mr Mystique 8.5 inch King Cock Girthy Ultra Realistic Suction Cup Dildo

Sounds fun.

I bought Daisy a 15" suction cup dildo as thick as a babies arm and she's still to scared to use it

Oh wait I'm a guy on Fab... I mean I used a mould your own willy kit and she loved the 15" dildo I made her (Fab inches that is) lol

Are they like dog years?"

When it comes to Fab inches, yeah pretty much lol

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise."

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Sweet, salty or toffee?....decisions, decisions

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh."

So loquacious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh.

So loquacious "

Silent treatment is now on.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh.

So loquacious

Silent treatment is now on."

Bet you can’t sustain it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh.

So loquacious

Silent treatment is now on."

Such a shame you couldn't have come to that decision prior to starting this thread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh.

So loquacious

Silent treatment is now on.

Such a shame you couldn't have come to that decision prior to starting this thread... "

Glad you read it!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

*hands out popcorn*

"One for you, one for you, oh yes you too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh.

So loquacious

Silent treatment is now on.

Such a shame you couldn't have come to that decision prior to starting this thread...

Glad you read it!

I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not missing out, it appears.

You have too much ear wax for my liking.

Thank god.

Good. Good. Let's block .

Please do.

Gone. It feels good.

It’s a short lived victory, soon the emptiness will take over, then an overwhelming sense of Malaise.

I have been known to cause malaise, tis true

Urghh.

So loquacious

Silent treatment is now on.

Such a shame you couldn't have come to that decision prior to starting this thread...

Glad you read it!

I'm not. "

Ten minutes you'll never get back. Still no charge was there...?

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