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Ridiculous exclamations!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What ridiculous things have you said or had said to you during or after sex?

Mine was immediately after sex - he'd just cum, and said "jeepers!" I burst out laughing, and thankfully he also saw the funny side or that could have been awkward...

Mrs TMN

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

After...."We're gonna need a bigger boat"

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"After...."We're gonna need a bigger boat" "

Ha ha!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Is that it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They didn’t say anything, they dozed off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a girl let out a Rick Flair "Woooooooo!" after sex one time which had me in stitches lol

That's the strangest I can think of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife “oh my god, I feel like my legs have popped off”

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

In a group playroom ... guy of another couple said:

"Well that beats going to the cinema"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I have heard or said anything ridiculous. I’m pretty sure I said ‘Holy fuck’ after orgasming during my only recent rendezvous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

A club friend of ours sat up on the orgy bed after having a damn good time and said "I only popped out for a pint of milk"

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well! "

Ahahahaha that is a doozy!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"My ex wife “oh my god, I feel like my legs have popped off”"

What now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not ridiculous i just get you are amazing i say i know as are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!

Ahahahaha that is a doozy! "

Yeah. I was young and inexperienced and happy to be in bed with a real girl!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not ridiculous i just get you are amazing i say i know as are you"

That is a bit of a ridiculous answer

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!

Ahahahaha that is a doozy!

Yeah. I was young and inexperienced and happy to be in bed with a real girl! "

It was all too much excitement. Bless your 18 year old self

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well! "

Did you have to go down well to make amends??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex wife “oh my god, I feel like my legs have popped off”

What now?!"

That’s what the ex wife said after having quite a lot of orgasms, she said it on more than one occasion actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once told a girl that she had abnormal tits during sex. I was only about 18 and maybe a bit too excited. Obviously I meant amazing or any other complimentary word. As you can imagine, abnormal did not go down well!

Did you have to go down well to make amends?? "

Nah, she wasn’t having any of it. My verbal faux pas was the only slip of the tongue that night!

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