FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee machine angst

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you use the right cup? Oh fuck which option did I choose? It's getting higher, fuck, it's gonna overflow!

Everyday from here until forever

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

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Yeah, these pod machines scare the hell out of me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Did you use the right cup? Oh fuck which option did I choose? It's getting higher, fuck, it's gonna overflow!

Everyday from here until forever "

this made me laugh!! For coffee I use a Villeroy & Boch - right handed coffee cup ( if you’re left handed you’re buggered!)

For Tea I use a cup and saucer

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

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Do you add anything to your coffee? I love to throw in a ball of extra dark Lindy chocolate

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

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Lindt

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Got an espresso from a hotel machine recently, an acorn cup would have been too big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you add anything to your coffee? I love to throw in a ball of extra dark Lindy chocolate

I used to add a pinch of salt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got an espresso from a hotel machine recently, an acorn cup would have been too big

Hollow out a pumpkin seed next time, great for espresso and sparrow samples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They never seem to make it hot enough for me

Coffee needs to be piping hot

It tastes vile when headed in the tepid direction

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Did you use the right cup? Oh fuck which option did I choose? It's getting higher, fuck, it's gonna overflow!

Everyday from here until forever "

Are we in the same office?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for the Latte, the cups never get filled to the top so safe choice for the anxious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makro cash and carry have a free coffee machine....you can get five espressos in one cup if you're careful with the fifth!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

They banned plastic cups where I work to save on waste so if you forget your cup you don’t get a coffee

I take my own sachets as the coffee out the machine is pretty vile

and 25p a cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The intent with the pod machines is to provoke irritation, make you angry and make you work harder through frustration. One pod isn't enough for a decent cup but two pods don't fit in a mug. It's a modern infernal torture device.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never faced this problem.

Coffee looks great but tastes like some one died in your cup

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Makro cash and carry have a free coffee machine....you can get five espressos in one cup if you're careful with the fifth!

How can you survive that?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Makro cash and carry have a free coffee machine....you can get five espressos in one cup if you're careful with the fifth!

How can you survive that?! "

Imagine what his cum tastes like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makro cash and carry have a free coffee machine....you can get five espressos in one cup if you're careful with the fifth!

How can you survive that?!

Imagine what his cum tastes like"

You'll just have to imagine!

In answer to above years of abuse but that's just my leaving drink, I work round with a cappuccino with extra shot and then add an extra espresso!

Once after shopping there I worked out that the average price of the coffees I drank was more money than the goods I bought!

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