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By *edmark07 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool

What invention would you like to see happen to make our lives so much better ?

Teleporter to do away with nasty cars and buses

Breathalyser on your phone to stop those 3am txt to the ex

What else

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Cunt Radar. To warn of all those arseholes

Swingers receptive vibrating pants. Which will vibrate whenever you pass a fellow unknown swingerlite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Breathalyser on your phone to stop those 3am txt to the ex

"

Thought you could get one already?

The Orgasmo - instant orgasm at the push of a button lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt Radar. To warn of all those arseholes

Swingers receptive vibrating pants. Which will vibrate whenever you pass a fellow unknown swingerlite

"

Good answers lol

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By *edmark07 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Cunt Radar. To warn of all those arseholes

Swingers receptive vibrating pants. Which will vibrate whenever you pass a fellow unknown swingerlite

"

Superb suggestions

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"

Breathalyser on your phone to stop those 3am txt to the ex

Thought you could get one already?

The Orgasmo - instant orgasm at the push of a button lol"

Have you seen the Woody Allen film Sleeper? The orgasmatron sounds right up your street.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This one isn't so much an invention as just a better way of doing things and is perfectly feasible.

I think socks should be sold individually rather than in pairs and there should an ISBN-type system for identifying them.

Having odd socks is a well-known phenomenon due to loss or holes in forming. It would be good to be able to get a new one to replace a lost or damaged one. Buying a new pair doesn't help because you still have an odd one.

But how would you know which to get to match the one you have? Each design of sock could have a unique identifier. Not only would that help replacing socks, but also with matching them up when they come out of the wash.

What do you think?

Luke - making the world better one sick at a time.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"This one isn't so much an invention as just a better way of doing things and is perfectly feasible.

I think socks should be sold individually rather than in pairs and there should an ISBN-type system for identifying them.

Having odd socks is a well-known phenomenon due to loss or holes in forming. It would be good to be able to get a new one to replace a lost or damaged one. Buying a new pair doesn't help because you still have an odd one.

But how would you know which to get to match the one you have? Each design of sock could have a unique identifier. Not only would that help replacing socks, but also with matching them up when they come out of the wash.

What do you think?

Luke - making the world better one sick at a time.

"

But what about fading. The new one will be quite a few washes behind so won't match.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"This one isn't so much an invention as just a better way of doing things and is perfectly feasible.

I think socks should be sold individually rather than in pairs and there should an ISBN-type system for identifying them.

Having odd socks is a well-known phenomenon due to loss or holes in forming. It would be good to be able to get a new one to replace a lost or damaged one. Buying a new pair doesn't help because you still have an odd one.

But how would you know which to get to match the one you have? Each design of sock could have a unique identifier. Not only would that help replacing socks, but also with matching them up when they come out of the wash.

What do you think?

Luke - making the world better one sick at a time.

But what about fading. The new one will be quite a few washes behind so won't match.

"

It doesn't solve every issue, but if somebody really wants to then they can buy a new pair and it would be just the same as their beloved old pair. I don't think faded socks is anywhere as big an issue as odd socks.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Some kind of large thermonuclear device big enough to kill the human race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An automatic get ready device that washes you and dresses you in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Convertible Cock to pussy medicine, drink before bedtime wake up with a beautiful pussy, effects ware off after 24 hours.

Now available for lady's don't take more than needed lady's..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"An automatic get ready device that washes you and dresses you in the morning. "

You don't need a machine. I'd volunteer for that. Luke

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A microwave bed, which can give you 8 hours sleep in 3½ minutes.

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By *edmark07 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"A microwave bed, which can give you 8 hours sleep in 3½ minutes. "

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt Radar. To warn of all those arseholes

Swingers receptive vibrating pants. Which will vibrate whenever you pass a fellow unknown swingerlite

"

Surely a cunt radar would only warn of approaching cunts, arseholes require arsehole radar surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one isn't so much an invention as just a better way of doing things and is perfectly feasible.

I think socks should be sold individually rather than in pairs and there should an ISBN-type system for identifying them.

Having odd socks is a well-known phenomenon due to loss or holes in forming. It would be good to be able to get a new one to replace a lost or damaged one. Buying a new pair doesn't help because you still have an odd one.

But how would you know which to get to match the one you have? Each design of sock could have a unique identifier. Not only would that help replacing socks, but also with matching them up when they come out of the wash.

What do you think?

Luke - making the world better one sick at a time. "

Simple answer, when you get a hole in one sock then bin the pair. No more odd socks, one my sons pisses me off, he intentionally wears off socks which then leaves me with countless odd socks, does my nut in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A device to kill cars in their tracks, the technology is there, each car has its own individual code, stick the Reg into the kill device and hey presto it turns its engine off. Be a great bit of kit for the police when going after stolen cars and the kill devices could be at strategic locations around towns similar to anpr cameras.

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By *edmark07 OP   Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"A device to kill cars in their tracks, the technology is there, each car has its own individual code, stick the Reg into the kill device and hey presto it turns its engine off. Be a great bit of kit for the police when going after stolen cars and the kill devices could be at strategic locations around towns similar to anpr cameras. "

Genius right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

It doesn't solve every issue, but if somebody really wants to then they can buy a new pair and it would be just the same as their beloved old pair. I don't think faded socks is anywhere as big an issue as odd socks. "

I wear odd socks all the time and I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A device to kill cars in their tracks, the technology is there, each car has its own individual code, stick the Reg into the kill device and hey presto it turns its engine off. Be a great bit of kit for the police when going after stolen cars and the kill devices could be at strategic locations around towns similar to anpr cameras. "

Police in the states do this with bait cars to catch car thieves. There’s a tv show about it. It’s so funny when they panic that it won’t go.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


".

It doesn't solve every issue, but if somebody really wants to then they can buy a new pair and it would be just the same as their beloved old pair. I don't think faded socks is anywhere as big an issue as odd socks.

I wear odd socks all the time and I like it. "

That's the Richard Dawkins approach and of course that is a perfectly legitimate solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A device to kill cars in their tracks, the technology is there, each car has its own individual code, stick the Reg into the kill device and hey presto it turns its engine off. Be a great bit of kit for the police when going after stolen cars and the kill devices could be at strategic locations around towns similar to anpr cameras.

Police in the states do this with bait cars to catch car thieves. There’s a tv show about it. It’s so funny when they panic that it won’t go. "

Yeah I’ve seen that. We tried that over here and the bait car got pinched and was found stripped in a chop shop a few days later. True story that. The bait car was on loan from Land Rover and the police had to pay a guy to rebuild it from the recovered parts. They sent it back to Land Rover who were none the wiser.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"This one isn't so much an invention as just a better way of doing things and is perfectly feasible.

I think socks should be sold individually rather than in pairs and there should an ISBN-type system for identifying them.

Having odd socks is a well-known phenomenon due to loss or holes in forming. It would be good to be able to get a new one to replace a lost or damaged one. Buying a new pair doesn't help because you still have an odd one.

But how would you know which to get to match the one you have? Each design of sock could have a unique identifier. Not only would that help replacing socks, but also with matching them up when they come out of the wash.

What do you think?

Luke - making the world better one sick at a time.

Simple answer, when you get a hole in one sock then bin the pair. No more odd socks, one my sons pisses me off, he intentionally wears off socks which then leaves me with countless odd socks, does my nut in "

This is one approach, but it means you are paying for socks that get binned in a perfectly usable condition. It also increases waste sent to landfill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A device to kill cars in their tracks, the technology is there, each car has its own individual code, stick the Reg into the kill device and hey presto it turns its engine off. Be a great bit of kit for the police when going after stolen cars and the kill devices could be at strategic locations around towns similar to anpr cameras. "

Police in the states do this with bait cars to catch car thieves. There’s a tv show about it. It’s so funny when they panic that it won’t go.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"A device to kill cars in their tracks, the technology is there, each car has its own individual code, stick the Reg into the kill device and hey presto it turns its engine off. Be a great bit of kit for the police when going after stolen cars and the kill devices could be at strategic locations around towns similar to anpr cameras.

Police in the states do this with bait cars to catch car thieves. There’s a tv show about it. It’s so funny when they panic that it won’t go.

"

In a similar vein. Most cars have engine management and or speed limiters. Plus they have GPS.

Enforce speed limits by connecting to two.

#2 give drivers the ability to "ping" other cars for bad driving (Bluetooth, WiFi connections).

10 pings (from different drivers) in a 24hr period finds your engine disabled for an hour...

It could also report the fact to the Police.

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