FabSwingers.com forum: In three words.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You find someone naked in your kitchen, what would you say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry please chef

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Outta my kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs gonna bite

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Where’s my spatula

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Get out now

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

What the f**k?

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By *ndysaysMan
over a year ago

Winsford

Who are you?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Fuck ya doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you new?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Excuse me, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bum. Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend me over

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By *ummibearMan
over a year ago

East Anglia

Unload...............the dishwasher!

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I like chipilatoes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/19 08:09:49]

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

You're up early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog bites balls

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mind that knife!

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By *eavenlyWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Back to bed

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Where is my coffee?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Don't fry sausages

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Bacon sandwich please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, why you?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"God, why you?"

That's not nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we having

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Herbal tea please

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What we having

Sex then lunch

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

dogs will sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk, 2 sugars

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Milk, 2 sugars"

Make your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we having

Sex then lunch

In that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More tea, vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch the sausage!

Hide the sausage

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What we having

Sex then lunch

In that order"

You can choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why you nakey?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Flick kettle on

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Fertilised or unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we having

Sex then lunch

In that order

You can choose."

I choose you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fertilised or unfertilised "

Who mentioned eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you come here to change light bulb and if so where's your other two friends

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What we having

Sex then lunch

In that order

You can choose.

I choose you

Let's get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we having

Sex then lunch

In that order

You can choose.

I choose you

Let's get naked

We already are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, not again!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

"Fertilised or unfertilised

Who mentioned eggs "

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What we having

Sex then lunch

In that order

You can choose.

I choose you

Let's get naked

We already are "

Oh you're kneeling

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Where’s my tazer?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Where’s my tazer?

Your toy drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we having

Sex then lunch

In that order

You can choose.

I choose you

Let's get naked

We already are

Oh you're kneeling

Hold my hair

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Where’s my tazer?

Your toy drawer

I like the extra tingle

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Not today thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube me up!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

It's cold out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milky coffee pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who sent you?

Are you lost?

Where're your clothes?

Calling the police.

Get out NOW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gotta stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who sent you?

Are you lost?

Where're your clothes?

Calling the police.

Get out NOW!"
that's 15 words omg

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Careful frying bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow my swordfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get fucking out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to hell.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Fetch a cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s my dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the fridge

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Swill that out

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Come on then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight on barbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With some shrimps?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Come on then....

Hey hot lips

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Where’s my dinner

In the dog

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Come on then....

Hey hot lips

Stop squeezing it....

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Cheese on toast?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Coffee darling?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mum! Get dressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop them now

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Drop them now

They are off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop them now

They are off

Bend over now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop them now

They are off

Bend over now

"
haha x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Drop them now

They are off

Bend over now

Oh you first

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Drop them now

They are off

Bend over now

haha x"

Your turn next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop them now

They are off

Bend over now

Oh you first

I have Alan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold today then? xx

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your wife working??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to bed

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By *hatterbox 2Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

make me cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking fuck off

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Retweet, you stalker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi naked stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you've washed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it would depend who it was standing naked in your kitchen as to what you would say to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely it would depend who it was standing naked in your kitchen as to what you would say to them. "

Boil that down to three words please or you'll get a 24 hour ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the remote

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

You’ve eaten what !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole cucumber

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

You, me, table?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You, me, table?

Move the cutlery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's for pudding?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You, me, table?

Move the cutlery

Shall we fork?

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Not the aspididstra?!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You, me, table?

Move the cutlery

Shall we fork?

Fantastic big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You, me, table?

Move the cutlery

Shall we fork?

Fantastic big spoon

Nice rolling pin

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

(With my current mood...)

Fuck me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes if wanted

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By *azzla007Man
over a year ago

norwich

Fertilised or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled or fertilised?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Not

The

Jam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nickleback doh

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