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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

I'm getting the snip !!!

So on the 7 September I'm throwing a fab forum send off party.

All to celebrate my last wank

All invited

Need a few religious leaders to say a few words to send my merry sperm to there spiritual home

Vicars

Priests

Rabbi

Voodoo (priest?)

Etc

Also any ideas to make this the best wank ever would be lovely

Brink booze

Party will start at 7 with the big wank about 10

Party over about 5 past 10

Wil keep posted over the next few weeks

Let me know if your cumming

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Strap some some party pop pers to your cock with the strings attached to your hand, have a good slow rub until you're about blow then tug real hard so they go oof at the same time you pop your load. That's a send off

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Strap some some party pop pers to your cock with the strings attached to your hand, have a good slow rub until you're about blow then tug real hard so they go oof at the same time you pop your load. That's a send off"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?

If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?

If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking. "

Lol sorry

My last wank with my living sperm

Fun thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From now til then eat a spoonful of glitter every hour so it infiltrates your whole body then when you cum it'll be like a confetti cannon.

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"From now til then eat a spoonful of glitter every hour so it infiltrates your whole body then when you cum it'll be like a confetti cannon. "

Amazing idea xx

Not sure to have a little cremation for them on a little model boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?

If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.

Lol sorry

My last wank with my living sperm

Fun thread "

Would you go through with the snip if it meant you couldn't blow your beans again, ever? Probably easier just getting rid of the wife and kids

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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago

Stone

Literally the best days work I ever did getting the Snip.

Back then I thought it may “calm me down”, in fact it made me worse!

I thought I could spray my jizz anywhere and not do any damage

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Literally the best days work I ever did getting the Snip.

Back then I thought it may “calm me down”, in fact it made me worse!

I thought I could spray my jizz anywhere and not do any damage "

Thanks so so much I have been worried

Looking forward to it now

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

See now I have Last Dance for me music running round my head:

You can wank-every wank with the guy

Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight

You can smile-every smile for the man

Who held your hand neath the pale moon light

But don't forget who's takin' you home

And in whose arms you're gonna be

So darlin' save the last wank for me

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"See now I have Last Dance for me music running round my head:

You can wank-every wank with the guy

Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight

You can smile-every smile for the man

Who held your hand neath the pale moon light

But don't forget who's takin' you home

And in whose arms you're gonna be

So darlin' save the last wank for me"

Brilliant xx

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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago

Stone


"See now I have Last Dance for me music running round my head:

You can wank-every wank with the guy

Who gives you the eye, let him hold you tight

You can smile-every smile for the man

Who held your hand neath the pale moon light

But don't forget who's takin' you home

And in whose arms you're gonna be

So darlin' save the last wank for me"

It’s a classic

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ooooohhhh who should the money shot be over ??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?

If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.

Lol sorry

My last wank with my living sperm

Fun thread "

Sorry to burst your bubble but it will take a while to clear out of your system. In fact once you're healed you'll have to do lots of wanking to help clear it. Good luck!

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?

If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.

Lol sorry

My last wank with my living sperm

Fun thread

Sorry to burst your bubble but it will take a while to clear out of your system. In fact once you're healed you'll have to do lots of wanking to help clear it. Good luck!"

Hope they don't burst my bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, are you saying you are being castrated?

If the snip you are referring to is either a vasectomy or circumcision you won't be prevented from wanking.

Lol sorry

My last wank with my living sperm

Fun thread

Sorry to burst your bubble but it will take a while to clear out of your system. In fact once you're healed you'll have to do lots of wanking to help clear it. Good luck!"

Yep, 8 months before I was clear

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Might make it a ball themed party

Need jugglers and space hoppers

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