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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm meant to go to a BBQ later but I don't want to go.

It's grey and rainy which I can cope with but some of the other guests do my tits in.

What excuse can I use? I need something inventive.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

You’re still waiting on a parcel delivery that should have come this morning.

The parcel can’t be left with neighbours in case it starts vibrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've discovered where Hundred Acre Wood is, and you just have to visit to explore. Today, of course. It may burn down tomorrow.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you’re an Agoraphobic vegan. Next.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Or just say, you can’t be arsed!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm meant to go to a BBQ later but I don't want to go.

It's grey and rainy which I can cope with but some of the other guests do my tits in.

What excuse can I use? I need something inventive. "

You managed to clean up the diarrhea on the carpet from yesterday but you can't clear the smell and you really don't want to spread it to everyone at the barbie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You burnt your tits on the stove making breakfast this morning and need go to AnE who will tell you to stay indoors and keep your knickers on ice

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I would say I'm not keen on some of the other guests....i have been known to be a bit blunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you have c diff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Migraine x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Tell them you have c diff "

Don't I use that for cleaning the bath ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell them you have c diff

Don't I use that for cleaning the bath ?"

Oh I hope not!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Anything that gets on your tits in a negative way is a no no Rubes!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Tell them.you have a better offer...

Jo x

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Tell them you have c diff

Don't I use that for cleaning the bath ?"

Or you could say you were having problems putting up a curtain pole. Granny Crumpet is good with curtain poles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you’ve come down with Ebola and you don’t want to expose the other guests to it?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Tell them your period has started. Or just use womens troubles. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These are great so far

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Tell them you've got a fab meet and your so horny you simply cannot go without.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite is “I’m so sorry I just can’t make it, so disappointed, can’t wait for the next time”. No actual reason. -Mrs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Tell them you have c diff

Don't I use that for cleaning the bath ?

Or you could say you were having problems putting up a curtain pole. Granny Crumpet is good with curtain poles "

That pole is firmly in place ! Took long enough but it's done!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Tell them you’re an Agoraphobic vegan. Next."

"But there's a great choice of salads and as the weather's rubbish so we'll be indoors." Just playing devil's advocate here and anticipating the response to a seemingly infallible excuse

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Tell them you’ve come down with Ebola and you don’t want to expose the other guests to it? "

It's a bbq ..... they'll let her bring him .

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Something got stuck in your vag, and you need to fish it out.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm meant to go to a BBQ later but I don't want to go.

It's grey and rainy which I can cope with but some of the other guests do my tits in.

What excuse can I use? I need something inventive. "

Just be honest, it's a grey miserable day and you don't feel up to it

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"Tell them you have c diff

Don't I use that for cleaning the bath ?

Or you could say you were having problems putting up a curtain pole. Granny Crumpet is good with curtain poles

That pole is firmly in place ! Took long enough but it's done!"

I’ve had a good chuckle thinking about that curtain pole

That was a funny day!

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Tell them you've got a fab meet and your so horny you simply cannot go without."

I was going to say that!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

The terms of the ASBO you got (for GBH) forbid it

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