FabSwingers.com forum: Sexy pics/grotty carpets

By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wondering if it's just us. Does anyone else find themselves checking out the state of people's houses in the background of pics on Fab? It can be the most incredibly filthy/Sexy pic the world has ever seen, but if there's a toddler's building bricks in the background, or the carpet needs a good hoover, then it somehow takes the shine off for us

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here , one bloke I fancy like made , he's local to me but he's photos are bad there's clothes and other items all over the room and bed , it's a pigs sty , even a toilet roll on he's bedside table , it's a bit off putting maybe with have

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Haha! The classic 'toilet roll next to bed'. I mean, don't get us wrong, it's practical, but at least crop it out of shot! Cock shots over a pub toilet are a no-no too.

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By *uncan LynnCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

The house and background yes

When Duncan is arranging a meet more so when it's an alone meet for me at theirs, he checks the post code and area making sure it's ok

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By *uncan LynnCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"Haha! The classic 'toilet roll next to bed'. I mean, don't get us wrong, it's practical, but at least crop it out of shot! Cock shots over a pub toilet are a no-no too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's another on my hotlist but all he's photos have he's head facing to the left , I want to know what's hiding on the right side of he's face

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic? "

It wasn't on fab but I was chatting to this guy, I really wanted to meet him, then he sent me a picture from his bedroom and there was a banana peel just discarded on the floor, it put me right off.

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"There's another on my hotlist but all he's photos have he's head facing to the left , I want to know what's hiding on the right side of he's face "

Priceless! Perhaps it's one of those big wobbly moles, that look like a fruit pastel

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic?

It wasn't on fab but I was chatting to this guy, I really wanted to meet him, then he sent me a picture from his bedroom and there was a banana peel just discarded on the floor, it put me right off. "

Not only off putting, but a health and safety risk! Play safely folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not particularly fussed, nor is it a turn off. I don't see it as a representation of how good the sex is going to be, or whether we'd get on.

I've got the most untidy house ever, thanks to busy working parents, a whirlwind toddler, and a menagerie of animals, but I'm an awesome shag, and backgrounds wouldn't make a difference because I don't have people here. I go to them or a hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like to see what there houses are like. More noisy than anything.

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Not particularly fussed, nor is it a turn off. I don't see it as a representation of how good the sex is going to be, or whether we'd get on.

No sign of the whirlwind in your pics though, they're great. It just makes us laugh that people take so much care and attention with the foreground action, and then there's a dog turd on the rug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic? "

A shitty toilet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not hard to take a decent photo. I laugh sometimes at the ones on here. Sitting on the toilet has to be one of the worst ones. Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic?

A shitty toilet lol"

Pretty sure we might have seen the same picture haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No im not that bothered

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic?

A shitty toilet lol

Pretty sure we might have seen the same picture haha"

Good gravy! That's on a par with the dessicated animal turd on the rug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup this stuff puts me off too .

However I also hotlisted a couple once because I really liked their kitchen!!

No wonder I can't get a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*checks the backgrounds of all my pictures*

Yeah I hate it too

It can be really off-putting though, I've turned off amateur porn videos for similar reasons before

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By *2funMan
over a year ago

newark/ lincoln

Mould in the bathroom pics put me right off.

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Its not hard to take a decent photo. I laugh sometimes at the ones on here. Sitting on the toilet has to be one of the worst ones. Yuck"

What is it with toilet shots? Even the most hardened watersports enthusiasts must surely concede that a grotty pub toilet is not a sexy backdrop? Or IS it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not hard to take a decent photo. I laugh sometimes at the ones on here. Sitting on the toilet has to be one of the worst ones. Yuck

What is it with toilet shots? Even the most hardened watersports enthusiasts must surely concede that a grotty pub toilet is not a sexy backdrop? Or IS it?

It's the only place a married man can get a cock shot without being interrupted.

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Yup this stuff puts me off too .

However I also hotlisted a couple once because I really liked their kitchen!!

No wonder I can't get a shag "

Haha! I bet that made for an interesting trip to Wicks.

"I want something like this"

"What, a pearl necklace?"

"No, the work surface!"

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Its not hard to take a decent photo. I laugh sometimes at the ones on here. Sitting on the toilet has to be one of the worst ones. Yuck

What is it with toilet shots? Even the most hardened watersports enthusiasts must surely concede that a grotty pub toilet is not a sexy backdrop? Or IS it?

It's the only place a married man can get a cock shot without being interrupted.

Ah! Great point! *adds it to the list*

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Yes, always check the background and do try to make sure our pics are clutter and disaster free.

The pics of guys with their other half cropped out of shot crack me up.

Jo x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Yup this stuff puts me off too .

However I also hotlisted a couple once because I really liked their kitchen!!

No wonder I can't get a shag "

I've done this because I really liked someone's bathroom tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will put a disclaimer before the easily offended jump on me.

Not all pub toilet cock shots are from married men. Some will be single, but they're tragic instead. I mean come on fellas.

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I will put a disclaimer before the easily offended jump on me.

Not all pub toilet cock shots are from married men. Some will be single, but they're tragic instead. I mean come on fellas. "

On the subject of tragic cock shots, a personal dislike of mine are the ones where they are being supported by an open hand, like a hotdog at a BBQ awaiting onions.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I will put a disclaimer before the easily offended jump on me.

Not all pub toilet cock shots are from married men. Some will be single, but they're tragic instead. I mean come on fellas. "

I've sent pictures from pub toilets. Not of my cock though so I think that's OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will put a disclaimer before the easily offended jump on me.

Not all pub toilet cock shots are from married men. Some will be single, but they're tragic instead. I mean come on fellas.

I've sent pictures from pub toilets. Not of my cock though so I think that's OK

Hahah i mean im sure thats totally ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup do it all the time.

Guy could be gorgeous, but instant turn off with the classic "sat on the loo" pose /toilet in the background.. (baffles me) lol

I've also zoomed on on kitchen shots thinking "ooh I like that", and not even looking at the person

Or the classic "yes I'm single" "... Yet clearly lots of make up and women's toiletries on the dressing table in the background, or her dressing gown in the background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The house and background yes

When Duncan is arranging a meet more so when it's an alone meet for me at theirs, he checks the post code and area making sure it's ok "

You make assumptions on a person by their post code.

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By *vesham cplCouple
over a year ago

Evesham

Lol, we try to ensure that we don't have any mess in the background as we also find it off putting.

We love the photos with people that state they aren't smokers but either have a fag in their hands (of course they were just holding it for their friend) or an overflowing ashtray lol.

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I will put a disclaimer before the easily offended jump on me.

Not all pub toilet cock shots are from married men. Some will be single, but they're tragic instead. I mean come on fellas.

I've sent pictures from pub toilets. Not of my cock though so I think that's OK

Someone else's cock?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Yup do it all the time.

Guy could be gorgeous, but instant turn off with the classic "sat on the loo" pose /toilet in the background.. (baffles me) lol

I've also zoomed on on kitchen shots thinking "ooh I like that", and not even looking at the person

Or the classic "yes I'm single" "... Yet clearly lots of make up and women's toiletries on the dressing table in the background, or her dressing gown in the background.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will put a disclaimer before the easily offended jump on me.

Not all pub toilet cock shots are from married men. Some will be single, but they're tragic instead. I mean come on fellas.

On the subject of tragic cock shots, a personal dislike of mine are the ones where they are being supported by an open hand, like a hotdog at a BBQ awaiting onions. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The house and background yes

When Duncan is arranging a meet more so when it's an alone meet for me at theirs, he checks the post code and area making sure it's ok

You make assumptions on a person by their post code. "

Yes. If I was going to meet someone I'd want to know if my car will still have wheels when I leave

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Yup do it all the time.

Guy could be gorgeous, but instant turn off with the classic "sat on the loo" pose /toilet in the background.. (baffles me) lol

I've also zoomed on on kitchen shots thinking "ooh I like that", and not even looking at the person

Or the classic "yes I'm single" "... Yet clearly lots of make up and women's toiletries on the dressing table in the background, or her dressing gown in the background.

Maybe it explains the number of pictures in bathrooms by 'single' guys..

They know if they tidy up their partners stuff in the bedroom it will ring alarm bells..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic? "

Man standing next to his car. Kids in the back smiling at the camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look for mess in the backgrounds. As someone said you can crop a photo and they are one your main selling points on here. I also look on single guys photos for signs of a female presence especially if they cannot accommodate. I did have to tell someone the other week his photo was inappropriate as it was him with his kid on his shoulders he had cropped the head of the child but still quite an inappropriate photo surely he had one photo of him on his own

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By *heKinks OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic?

Man standing next to his car. Kids in the back smiling at the camera.

We saw a pic with a couple who had their daughter sat between them the other day. Public picture too!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

The selfies always crack me up too when they have the mobile phone stuck straight in front of their faces

Doesn’t put me off but how the hell can we see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setting is key. I love a bit of sleaze but filth no. Being bi I visit a few guys. Some have had filthy wrecks of houses. I have to say no.

Worse was a supposed Dom. He was a hoarder. The thought of being tied and whipped among boxes of old models, boats, planes, washing, no way. His pics though hadn't showed that.

I got him to show me his model yachts and then nipped back out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most off putting thing you've seen in the background of a Fab pic?

Man standing next to his car. Kids in the back smiling at the camera.

We saw a pic with a couple who had their daughter sat between them the other day. Public picture too! "

What on earth is wrong with some people!

If you report them Admin sort it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Setting is key. I love a bit of sleaze but filth no. Being bi I visit a few guys. Some have had filthy wrecks of houses. I have to say no.

Worse was a supposed Dom. He was a hoarder. The thought of being tied and whipped among boxes of old models, boats, planes, washing, no way. His pics though hadn't showed that.

I got him to show me his model yachts and then nipped back out."

Oh now I think you're just being picky lol

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