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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Just buy some now. You will wake up on the morning of your 40th looking like a werewolf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The grey fluff in my beard has already beginning to spread is this what the true greyscale refered to in got am i soon to loose my marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to be the one to tell ya

But ya need them already

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You wake up with pulled muscles for absolutely no reason what so ever in your 40’s, it’s great!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just buy some now. You will wake up on the morning of your 40th looking like a werewolf. "
noooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hate to be the one to tell ya

But ya need them already "
so my eyes are going too then

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's when you stop getting older that you need to worry about.

Age is just a measure of how well you've survived so far.

Cal

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Just buy some now. You will wake up on the morning of your 40th looking like a werewolf. noooooo "

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It's fine the hair migrates from your head to your nose, ears and back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You wake up with pulled muscles for absolutely no reason what so ever in your 40’s, it’s great! "
thats already begun went to the docs other day thinking i was having heart attack they said i pulled a muscle coughing most likely

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Errrr I thought you were past 40 already......my bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just buy some now. You will wake up on the morning of your 40th looking like a werewolf. noooooo

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It's fine the hair migrates from your head to your nose, ears and back. "
i wondered why my back itched now when i put a tshirt on its all in preperation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Errrr I thought you were past 40 already......my bad "
thats cos your eyes already gone with age so sorry for your loss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's when you stop getting older that you need to worry about.

Age is just a measure of how well you've survived so far.

Cal"
i wanna live not survive

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Errrr I thought you were past 40 already......my bad thats cos your eyes already gone with age so sorry for your loss "

Eyes are perfect.......with my glasses.....*cough*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"You wake up with pulled muscles for absolutely no reason what so ever in your 40’s, it’s great! thats already begun went to the docs other day thinking i was having heart attack they said i pulled a muscle coughing most likely "

You’ll have the old back spasm soon just by putting your socks on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Errrr I thought you were past 40 already......my bad thats cos your eyes already gone with age so sorry for your loss

Eyes are perfect.......with my glasses.....*cough* "
nasty cough must have knocked em off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You wake up with pulled muscles for absolutely no reason what so ever in your 40’s, it’s great! thats already begun went to the docs other day thinking i was having heart attack they said i pulled a muscle coughing most likely

You’ll have the old back spasm soon just by putting your socks on "
see the fear

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s just a number, but to be safe put electronic ear & nose clippers on your present wish list

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Nose hairs are worse, you can't help looking at them during conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll soon have to go the barbers to get your eyebrows trimmed x

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers "

44 now.... literally the best years of my life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers "

and a hearing aid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

and a hearing aid "
what

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

44 now.... literally the best years of my life... "
you had 4 years to get used to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ll soon have to go the barbers to get your eyebrows trimmed x "
never gonna happen i want to see what its like as a thunderbird puppet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nose hairs are worse, you can't help looking at them during conversation"
its ok i normally talk to myself phew

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You need them now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need them now "
i do not iv checked twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers "

You’ll have to change your name to lord of organisms because you’ll be growing them from every orifice

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"You need them now i do not iv checked twice"

Then you need your eyes tested too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need them now i do not iv checked twice

Then you need your eyes tested too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha your still a youngster dear chap

Yes I have an ear clipper and one for my nose too. Oh and eye brow trimmer lol we do get hairier with age

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Just wait for the single grey pube to show its ugly face!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha your still a youngster dear chap

Yes I have an ear clipper and one for my nose too. Oh and eye brow trimmer lol we do get hairier with age "
i know im a yiuncster only a few mor weeks till im not tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just wait for the single grey pube to show its ugly face!! "
is that why old people make there pubes vanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your laughter lines come into play but its sexy on a guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your laughter lines come into play but its sexy on a guy "
jeezus im gonna end up looking like a sexy crease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers "

You will need more than ear clippers!

I'm 45 today! That fossily feeling is in full swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

You will need more than ear clippers!

I'm 45 today! That fossily feeling is in full swing"
happy birthday does that mean your looking for someone the brush the dust off? Tell u what il use the ear hair to make a brush and fedex it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

You will need more than ear clippers!

I'm 45 today! That fossily feeling is in full swinghappy birthday does that mean your looking for someone the brush the dust off? Tell u what il use the ear hair to make a brush and fedex it"

Better be a big brush! My dust has dust!

That is incredibly kind and thoughtful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

You will need more than ear clippers!

I'm 45 today! That fossily feeling is in full swinghappy birthday does that mean your looking for someone the brush the dust off? Tell u what il use the ear hair to make a brush and fedex it

Better be a big brush! My dust has dust!

That is incredibly kind and thoughtful!"

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers "

You're just a boy at 40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

You will need more than ear clippers!

I'm 45 today! That fossily feeling is in full swing"

Happy birthday! X

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over a year ago

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Just wait for the single grey pube to show its ugly face!! is that why old people make there pubes vanish"

Grey hairs fall out easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just wait for the single grey pube to show its ugly face!! is that why old people make there pubes vanish

Grey hairs fall out easier "
ahaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

You're just a boy at 40 "
not 40 yet thank fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i edge nearer 40 the fear is kicking in how long until im in need of ear clippers

You will need more than ear clippers!

I'm 45 today! That fossily feeling is in full swing

Happy birthday! X"

Thanks honny xx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Can men feel the excess nosehair? When men pick their noses with very hairy nostrils, does it feel like trying to post a letter through a letterbox with those draught bristle things attached?

Or is the hair soft and barely noticeable?

Always wondered...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can men feel the excess nosehair? When men pick their noses with very hairy nostrils, does it feel like trying to post a letter through a letterbox with those draught bristle things attached?

Or is the hair soft and barely noticeable?

Always wondered..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can men feel the excess nosehair? When men pick their noses with very hairy nostrils, does it feel like trying to post a letter through a letterbox with those draught bristle things attached?

Or is the hair soft and barely noticeable?

Always wondered..."

Best cutting them with a quality pair of grooming scissors or hedge trimmer. Yanking them out hurts like f**k lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can men feel the excess nosehair? When men pick their noses with very hairy nostrils, does it feel like trying to post a letter through a letterbox with those draught bristle things attached?

Or is the hair soft and barely noticeable?

Always wondered...

Best cutting them with a quality pair of grooming scissors or hedge trimmer. Yanking them out hurts like f**k lol "
fook that

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over a year ago

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich


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Best cutting them with a quality pair of grooming scissors or hedge trimmer. Yanking them out hurts like f**k lol fook that "

I remember Bette Davis being interviewed by parkie and saying that if she needed to cry on screen she would pluck her nostril hairs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Best cutting them with a quality pair of grooming scissors or hedge trimmer. Yanking them out hurts like f**k lol fook that

I remember Bette Davis being interviewed by parkie and saying that if she needed to cry on screen she would pluck her nostril hairs lol"
big boys dont cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearing 40 and don’t care one bit and don’t feel it or look it and I’m enjoying life year by year so bring it on

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Over 50 here and I need ear clippers nose clippers toe clippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg i look older already im not even there yet

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