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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

Hurt your willy or fanny? If so how??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m assuming I’m gonna in a few weeks

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I’m assuming I’m gonna in a few weeks"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tore the skin that connects your foreskin to the end of your knob.

I thought I was going to bleed to death!

How?...vigorous bedroom olympics....I was going for gold

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Veet. I gave myself chemical burns and it hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of time, got my foreskin caught in a zip in my teens, still got the scar, burned it whilst ironing a shirt naked, on two separate occasions and snapped the old banjo string in my teens too. It’s been in the wars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes .. hurt it with my nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tore the skin that connects your foreskin to the end of your knob.

I thought I was going to bleed to death!

How?...vigorous bedroom olympics....I was going for gold "

Commonly known as the banjo string, a very common injury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of footballs to the groin.

Ice also got my sack caught in my hair trimmer more than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After I pushed a baby out my fanny was very sore for a few days! That's probably the most pain it has been in. Oh and I once used something as a dildo that had a sharp edge and caught me but luckily that pain went away quickly!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Veet. I gave myself chemical burns and it hurt. "

Oh I know that feeling. That stuff is lethal

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By *ocker6104Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

Years ago during vigorous sex with a new gf, I found out that she had a coil fitted. The hard way. Stabbed myself on it...."hello instant Mr Floppy".

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Caught it in a zip once, that hurts. Possibly the worst pain (other than kick / football to the balls) was an my overly zealous d*unk ex wife, who knowing I like a little pain decided to bite it a bit too hard. That soon gets you soft, I can tell you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently ‘injured’ as we speak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tore the skin that connects your foreskin to the end of your knob.

I thought I was going to bleed to death!

How?...vigorous bedroom olympics....I was going for gold

Commonly known as the banjo string, a very common injury "

that’s what my friends called it. I couldn’t remember

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Had a circumcision at 19.

Woke up in the night after the Op with a raging boner cos I wanted a pee.....that was probably the low point!

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just from too much wanking..lol

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Doing leap frogs over stone stump in heels d*unk. Was very sore for a while

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cut myself shaving before. I've also been injured by a slightly too enthusiastic well endowed play mate. I think he learnt the importance of good foreplay that day .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah hurt my fanny when it was tattooed, and if I had met that bloke who messaged a few weeks back wanting to "kick a pineapple up my cunt" I might have hurt it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens"
Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m assuming I’m gonna in a few weeks"

Have sex with a massive cock before then. Fannies don't shrink, so the baby will just slip right out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m assuming I’m gonna in a few weeks

Have sex with a massive cock before then. Fannies don't shrink, so the baby will just slip right out. "

Gonna arrange a VWE gangbang

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"Yeah hurt my fanny when it was tattooed, and if I had met that bloke who messaged a few weeks back wanting to "kick a pineapple up my cunt" I might have hurt it again "

Lol lol lol lol. Best so far!!!

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By *guyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Getting circumcised- ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah hurt my fanny when it was tattooed, and if I had met that bloke who messaged a few weeks back wanting to "kick a pineapple up my cunt" I might have hurt it again "

And they say romance is dead??

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans "

Your a fan of something about Mary I take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gf was sucking me off for the first time, it was all teeth and cut my helmet! Safe to say she soon became ex gf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans

Your a fan of something about Mary I take it "
when I read your post it instantly pooped into my head

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans

Your a fan of something about Mary I take it when I read your post it instantly pooped into my head "

Haha well it is a good film even though the part that popped into your head I only caught a glimpse of....brought back the memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gf was sucking me off for the first time, it was all teeth and cut my helmet! Safe to say she soon became ex gf!!"
tha did make me laugh sorry

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans

Your a fan of something about Mary I take it when I read your post it instantly pooped into my head "

Shitting on heads is not allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gf was sucking me off for the first time, it was all teeth and cut my helmet! Safe to say she soon became ex gf!! tha did make me laugh sorry "

I wasn’t laughing at the time??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans

Your a fan of something about Mary I take it when I read your post it instantly pooped into my head

Shitting on heads is not allowed "

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"Caught the veg in the zip of my jeans when I was in my early teens Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans

Your a fan of something about Mary I take it when I read your post it instantly pooped into my head

Shitting on heads is not allowed "

Brenda and clive agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes helmet got bit once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m assuming I’m gonna in a few weeks

Have sex with a massive cock before then. Fannies don't shrink, so the baby will just slip right out.

Gonna arrange a VWE gangbang"

Cross your legs afterwards so baby Prince doesn't fall out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gf was sucking me off for the first time, it was all teeth and cut my helmet! Safe to say she soon became ex gf!! tha did make me laugh sorry

I wasn’t laughing at the time??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr

Other than a normal straight kick to the nuts some of the more memorable are -

Stoppie and onto my bike handlebars, I was convinced it was bleeding everywhere.

Rugby tackle shoulder first into my junk

Playing whips with rope on on stick as a kid. I quickly realised whips are not my strong suit. Indiana Jones is to blame for that one

What would have been a minor motorcycle crash if I hadn’t bounced my bollocks of the tank

Paintball direct to a testicle, I thought it had burst. Paintball to the bell end was bad but nothing to real nut shot

I pierced my scrotum myself.

Various zip trapping, foreskin is worse than ball bag.

Just a few of the more memorable ones. Others may come to me but they are the stand out ones of a junk abuse career spanning 40+ years

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"Mr

Other than a normal straight kick to the nuts some of the more memorable are -

Stoppie and onto my bike handlebars, I was convinced it was bleeding everywhere.

Rugby tackle shoulder first into my junk

Playing whips with rope on on stick as a kid. I quickly realised whips are not my strong suit. Indiana Jones is to blame for that one

What would have been a minor motorcycle crash if I hadn’t bounced my bollocks of the tank

Paintball direct to a testicle, I thought it had burst. Paintball to the bell end was bad but nothing to real nut shot

I pierced my scrotum myself.

Various zip trapping, foreskin is worse than ball bag.

Just a few of the more memorable ones. Others may come to me but they are the stand out ones of a junk abuse career spanning 40+ years"

Holy shit. You got a rambo cock to have survived all of that

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Yes when I cycled 80 miles in a day..dont ask

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I sat down on a bicycle seat a bit too heartily and hurt my fanny bone when I was younger.

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By *aul100Man
over a year ago

blackburn

On a bike ride and my friend braked to early for me so crashed in the back off his bike and my balls hit the handle bars ?? bit of blood I must admit

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"I sat down on a bicycle seat a bit too heartily and hurt my fanny bone when I was younger.

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Is there a fanny bone? I thought it was the guys duty to insert the bone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a lady whose oral technique involved slightly dragging her teeth across my bell end on the way out....didn't feel too bad at the time...next morning felt like it had been rubbed on a cheese grater....sore for days....ouch!!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Yes when I cycled 80 miles in a day..dont ask "

Oh god that feeling when you get back on the next day and you have to ease back into your saddle over the first few miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing naked and burned it once, that hurt a lot!

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

Had a womans tongue stud backing come off, cutting him quite badly (didn't realise immediately).

And burnt my dick last week funnily enough, not for the first time either (the hazards of being a smoker).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes when I cycled 80 miles in a day..dont ask "

Most I’ve done in a day was 70ish but another 40-50 next day. For me it’s not the twig and berries that suffer as much as my poor poor arse bones

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My banjo string has snapped a few times

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Iv twatted it on things,corners passing peoplenwho wont move and give me 3inches lol funny walk for a bit, chemical stings from accide tal radian in the bath never forget that il tell ya! Whole body phh

Had hubby twang it hard once,or twice(messing about),caught my clit, my god i was nearly sick!

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