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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?

I'm not fat...

I'm armoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they've shot you in the stomach (for whatever reason) and you're still alive. How do you get away? Did they only bring one bullet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder so many Americans are obese

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So they've shot you in the stomach (for whatever reason) and you're still alive. How do you get away? Did they only bring one bullet? "

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Silver linings. Halleloo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Silver linings. Halleloo"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?

I'm not fat...

I'm armoured "

You are also delusional.

A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?

I'm not fat...

I'm armoured "

Aww, If i shot you it wouldn’t be with a bullet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?

I'm not fat...

I'm armoured

You are also delusional.

A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you. "

It wasn't supposed to be a serious statement....jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol"
just spat my coffee out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?

I'm not fat...

I'm armoured

You are also delusional.

A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you.

It wasn't supposed to be a serious statement....jeez "

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha"

Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have 5 inches of fat in your body you can stop a 9mm bullet and prevent it from reaching your vital organs?

I'm not fat...

I'm armoured

You are also delusional.

A 9mm round fired at the average shooting distance would penetrate 2 inches of softwood, chances are if it didn't hit anything hard like your backbone it would go straight through you. "

The sense of humour workshop have just called, yours is ready to be picked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t know this...I’d be screwed

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Is there a joy sponge lurking in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha

Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol "
it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t know this...I’d be screwed "

You would...but you look good

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I didn’t know this...I’d be screwed "

well guess we all live in hope!!!! lol

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha

Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it "

Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a joy sponge lurking in the room "

There's always one...

It's ok though, I like sponge ...I can eat sponge and be even more bullet proof

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"Is there a joy sponge lurking in the room

There's always one...

It's ok though, I like sponge ...I can eat sponge and be even more bullet proof "

Just soak them bullets babe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is wonderful news

I’ll eat more cake and put it all back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha

Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it

Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman "
oops forgot we were talking about the coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you have your wallet ready at the till, it is all good for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As long as you have your wallet ready at the till, it is all good for me "

I'll even have the right change! Just for you

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha

Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it

Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman oops forgot we were talking about the coffee "

Well if u want me to lick anything else while I’m down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel better now about all my weight gain! Who wants to shoot me to try it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as you have your wallet ready at the till, it is all good for me

I'll even have the right change! Just for you "

That's what I like to hear !

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"I feel better now about all my weight gain! Who wants to shoot me to try it out? "

I only have a porridge gun, but I’d be more than happy to fire it at u and see if it penetrates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel better now about all my weight gain! Who wants to shoot me to try it out?

I only have a porridge gun, but I’d be more than happy to fire it at u and see if it penetrates "

I have no idea what a porridge gun is but let's give it a bash!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn’t know this...I’d be screwed

You would...but you look good "

Awww you. You just know how to make me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel better now about all my weight gain! Who wants to shoot me to try it out?

I only have a porridge gun, but I’d be more than happy to fire it at u and see if it penetrates "

Are you serious ??

Porridge gun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If u had 5 inches of my fat in ur body, I think we’d be fucking lol just spat my coffee out haha

Hope it didn’t scold u and would u like me to mop it up lol it's only warm thankfully & yes get on your knee's & lick it

Hahaha ... now that could be taken so wrong but I do like a dominate woman oops forgot we were talking about the coffee

Well if u want me to lick anything else while I’m down there "
well my shoe's need a good clean

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Ain’t licking polish but I’ll polish yr pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus ... innuendo central

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"

Jesus ... innuendo central "

Ye but I hope the train stops and doesn’t go straight through

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

That made me laugh... and needed thanks Eileen

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What BMI would 5 inches of fat for a bullet to try to penetrate? I'd have thought bullets would zip through soft tissue etc, being easier than car doors (only seen them shot in the movies )

I guess robbers could wear a bullet proof vest made from lard , in the US and other states with armed police.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m bulletproof as long as the assassin tries to shoot me in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not true.. but you've disarmed me with your sense of humour and good looks OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not true.. but you've disarmed me with your sense of humour and good looks OP "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Would you still be protected if you were stabbed by a sword?

Maybe one forged from pork perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you still be protected if you were stabbed by a sword?

Maybe one forged from pork perhaps "

No

No

Not you too

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Would you still be protected if you were stabbed by a sword?

Maybe one forged from pork perhaps

No

No

Not you too "

So you haven’t seen my Falchion then?

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