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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well "

I know your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well "

Chill daddy bear. I don't mind waiting an extra minute behind the bins at Aldi for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I know those people so well

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The same mutha fuckers that don't put the 'next customer' thingy on the conveyor belt after they have loaded their goods on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

Chill daddy bear. I don't mind waiting an extra minute behind the bins at Aldi for you. "

You may not !

But I have meets lineup and some may be bothered a bit

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Bit like the fast food queue when they start looking at the till

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The same mutha fuckers that don't put the 'next customer' thingy on the conveyor belt after they have loaded their goods on it."

But do smile at you though !!!

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Good thread for getting it out of your system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

Chill daddy bear. I don't mind waiting an extra minute behind the bins at Aldi for you.

You may not !

But I have meets lineup and some may be bothered a bit "

Other meets? Fuck you, I'm out!

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

worse when theres ques and only two tills then decide to open them just as u get served after waiting 15 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

Chill daddy bear. I don't mind waiting an extra minute behind the bins at Aldi for you.

You may not !

But I have meets lineup and some may be bothered a bit

Other meets? Fuck you, I'm out! "

I am only do bareback with your rectum though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"worse when theres ques and only two tills then decide to open them just as u get served after waiting 15 mins"

oh yes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well "

That and them fuckers who let their shopping build up at checkout.

You're trying to sort your own shop out and some cunt is clogging up the space with their fucking eleventy million loaves of bread!

*fuck off out the way before I brain you with that Hovis loaf Janice!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

Chill daddy bear. I don't mind waiting an extra minute behind the bins at Aldi for you.

You may not !

But I have meets lineup and some may be bothered a bit

Other meets? Fuck you, I'm out!

I am only do bareback with your rectum though x"

Can't beat that cream pie feeling. You're the best at it too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

Chill daddy bear. I don't mind waiting an extra minute behind the bins at Aldi for you.

You may not !

But I have meets lineup and some may be bothered a bit

Other meets? Fuck you, I'm out!

I am only do bareback with your rectum though x

Can't beat that cream pie feeling. You're the best at it too "

You are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well "

I knew I liked you F&B. That's just confirmed it Fucking goombahs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I hate even more is the dirty sods that stink, donth have a bath/shower, use deodrant, change of clothes and some actually smell of shit, others of their cats, dogs and as bad is the majority of smokers.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

What about the people who get to a ticket barrier and only then decide to get their ticket out, stand in front of it while they do, and block everybody behind them? They should be publicly flogged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the cunts who only dip their lights when they actually see you, instead of when they see your lights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

Oh to be spanked with Hovis lol

That and them fuckers who let their shopping build up at checkout.

You're trying to sort your own shop out and some cunt is clogging up the space with their fucking eleventy million loaves of bread!

*fuck off out the way before I brain you with that Hovis loaf Janice!*

"

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

People who don’t stand on the right on escalators in London.

Or people who get to the top of the escalator and then stop in the middle to look up at the signs.

Kill them. Kill them all

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London


"People who don’t stand on the right on escalators in London.

Or people who get to the top of the escalator and then stop in the middle to look up at the signs.

Kill them. Kill them all"

Londoners who get angry at foreigners who don't understand this on their first visit.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"People who don’t stand on the right on escalators in London.

Or people who get to the top of the escalator and then stop in the middle to look up at the signs.

Kill them. Kill them all

Londoners who get angry at foreigners who don't understand this on their first visit."

If you’re a mind reader shouldn’t you know this stuff?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Those bastards who stand right behind you at the till in the supermarket tutting, sighing and rolling their eyes just because you didn't put the divider behind your shopping on the conveyor belt and the poor little hard done by things have to actually do something themselves. It's not like I want your cucumber, lube and condoms being associated with my shopping!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Those bastards who stand right behind you at the till in the supermarket tutting, sighing and rolling their eyes just because you didn't put the divider behind your shopping on the conveyor belt and the poor little hard done by things have to actually do something themselves. It's not like I want your cucumber, lube and condoms being associated with my shopping! "

That was you eyeing up my shopping then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Someone woke up a bit grumpy today didn't they.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

OK, everybody. I'm booking us into therapy. What dates work for people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First world problems !,, Just relax there’s a lot worse things in life than waiting an extra 30 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First world problems !,, Just relax there’s a lot worse things in life than waiting an extra 30 seconds "

If it was 30 seconds I'd be okay ! But 32 it is a no no

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

When you pop your basket items on the conveyor belt and pop the basket in it’s basket home, only for some super efficient till person to open up another till, gets eye contact and forcibly tells you to “come over to this till”. You try to juggle your 10 items or less over to their till looking composed and in control of your shopping, but the Sanitary Towels are threatening to jump out of your arms at the feet of a rather attractive man and you down want to squish the loaf of bread you’ve placed under your arm.

Life eh.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

We have a very laid back care free attitude in this country that some Europeans struggle to adapt to, try slowing down a bit and live at the British pace of life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about the people who get to a ticket barrier and only then decide to get their ticket out, stand in front of it while they do, and block everybody behind them? They should be publicly flogged. "

Don't start me on those !!!

I hate those ones! Even if they take it up in the asses!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Dull twats who decide, upon seeing a friend, to stop and have a chat.....right in the middle of the aisle...in our local small Co-op, right in front of the cash machine that I want to use!

Then, to add insult to injury, not only do they look at me like I'm something they trod in on the pavement when I give a polite "excuse me please"... but then drag a third into their convo, completely ignoring the queue of people either side of them trying to get by......fucking morons!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have a very laid back care free attitude in this country that some Europeans struggle to adapt to, try slowing down a bit and live at the British pace of life."

How slow though ?

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Yep. Them and the cunts who can't park their car properly. Fuck them all with a prize winning leek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the people who go to a cash machine, take forever on every screen, AND then pull another card out after they get their cash and do it all again..argghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah! You tell em scary boy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah! You tell em scary boy!! "

I am not that scary TBF. Except when I smile with my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! You tell em scary boy!!

I am not that scary TBF. Except when I smile with my ears"

You scare me when you whack out your massive cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about the people who go to a cash machine, take forever on every screen, AND then pull another card out after they get their cash and do it all again..argghhhh"

The worst are the ones who know that they don't have money on their account but keep trying... It might work with 20... If not let's try 15... And so on until even the fucking machine tells the person to fuck off

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

People who start boarding a train or going into a lift, before you have a chance to get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ok hun? xo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! You tell em scary boy!!

I am not that scary TBF. Except when I smile with my ears

You scare me when you whack out your massive cock!! "

You should try fitting it up your bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there are the people (and I won't specify a gender!) who get to the till, and only then do they start rummaging around in a ridiculously oversized handbag for their purse and come out with a handful of vouchers, many of which are not pertinent to their purchases and insist that the till person "checks them, just in case".

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"We have a very laid back care free attitude in this country that some Europeans struggle to adapt to, try slowing down a bit and live at the British pace of life.

How slow though ? "

Like a Peugeot 106

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost as bad as people who stand at the pelican crossing and don't press the button. Then you have to reach round them to press it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then there are the people (and I won't specify a gender!) who get to the till, and only then do they start rummaging around in a ridiculously oversized handbag for their purse and come out with a handful of vouchers, many of which are not pertinent to their purchases and insist that the till person "checks them, just in case"."

Have these people got tits, I think I’ve narrowed it down ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those bastards who stand right behind you at the till in the supermarket tutting, sighing and rolling their eyes just because you didn't put the divider behind your shopping on the conveyor belt and the poor little hard done by things have to actually do something themselves. It's not like I want your cucumber, lube and condoms being associated with my shopping! "

Probably standing right behind you because they can't reach the fucking divider because their arms aren't 6ft long and it's just called manners.... if people don't have manners they are likely to spontaneously cum in your mouth, knowing full well, you don't like it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah! You tell em scary boy!!

I am not that scary TBF. Except when I smile with my ears

You scare me when you whack out your massive cock!!

You should try fitting it up your bum!"

I would be lying if I said I hadn't thought about that!

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By *ob rodMan
over a year ago

lancaster


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well "

Yeah it’s as though it’s a surprise they have to pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then there are the people (and I won't specify a gender!) who get to the till, and only then do they start rummaging around in a ridiculously oversized handbag for their purse and come out with a handful of vouchers, many of which are not pertinent to their purchases and insist that the till person "checks them, just in case".

Have these people got tits, I think I’ve narrowed it down ?!"

Some have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its when two lanes go into one on the road and

someone tries to sneak in past the queue of traffic hoping some gullible sod will let them in... Er.. No. Why should I sit and wait ages in a queue and let someone jump past me?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Its when two lanes go into one on the road and

someone tries to sneak in past the queue of traffic hoping some gullible sod will let them in... Er.. No. Why should I sit and wait ages in a queue and let someone jump past me? "

People who stay in the left lane when the cones to take a dual carriageway down to one lane are 800 meters away, and then try to block me when I try to do WHAT THE HIGHWAY CODE TELLS ME and filter in from the right when approaching the cones.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Then there are the people (and I won't specify a gender!) who get to the till, and only then do they start rummaging around in a ridiculously oversized handbag for their purse and come out with a handful of vouchers, many of which are not pertinent to their purchases and insist that the till person "checks them, just in case".

Have these people got tits, I think I’ve narrowed it down ?!

Some are "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Till Rage....it's a thing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have a very laid back care free attitude in this country that some Europeans struggle to adapt to, try slowing down a bit and live at the British pace of life.

How slow though ?

Like a Peugeot 106"

I can't adapt myself to that !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or those fuckers on the motorway there are three fucking lanes... but no ! One asshole has to occupied the middle one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the person who left a dent in my car when I was at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friggin people who are driving in roller skates that think they are driving an articulated lorry and rant at me in my T5! Fuckety fuck offfff and then fuck off from their too!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Shit, its all coming spewing out of my psyche now!

Cunty cuntbastards that throw half-eaten food away, when, a few steps away, someone is sat in a doorway begging for food money!

You probably knew you wouldn't eat it all you fuckwad, so here's an idea, maybe next time, buy something smaller (and cheaper), but buy two, and give one to that person sat in that doorway, with maybe a bottle of water if its hot, or a cuppa if its chilly. do it enough times and it might erase that stain on your immortal soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it in Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about the person who left a dent in my car when I was at work "

They are usually criminals, workshy, cowards, inbred sister fuckers and their mum

is usually a slut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck you, you who silently farts in the bus or elsewhere and force others to smell your fucking smelly fart and act like if it was you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck you, you who silently farts in the bus or elsewhere and force others to smell your fucking smelly fart and act like if it was you ! "

Are you having a bad day bearded one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I happily fart on the bus. It's ridiculous to go around trying to be presentable to everybody. If I don't know you then I'm not bothered what you think about me or if your enjoying your bus ride.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Oh some people are in a grump today lol, must admit though the non ready to pay people at the checkout need a kick up the ass especially when they didn’t let you in front with your one item...oh and thinking about it how about those who sit at the traffic lights for 5 minutes while on red and then not ready to go when they turn green

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I happily fart on the bus. It's ridiculous to go around trying to be presentable to everybody. If I don't know you then I'm not bothered what you think about me or if your enjoying your bus ride. "

The way your hold your penis proves it

Way to go tiger x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck you, you who silently farts in the bus or elsewhere and force others to smell your fucking smelly fart and act like if it was you !

Are you having a bad day bearded one "

A tad, can you tell ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right back at ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right back at ya. "

Do it faster than the way you drive please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet."

It gets worse if it's a purse and the owner is over 70....hunting through the many cubby holes for copper...Ive seen me go in clean shaven yet come out with a beard like ZZ TOP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those knobs that park their trolley across the aisle while they stare vacantly at the shelves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the one where the guy in Onestop is cleaning the floor and no one is at the counter. You place your 5 bottles of beer and wine at the till you think is open. Floor cleaning man returns, goes to the other till and asks you to bring your items round to his till! Infurwiating I’d claim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck you, you who silently farts in the bus or elsewhere and force others to smell your fucking smelly fart and act like if it was you !

Are you having a bad day bearded one

A tad, can you tell ? "

A little bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its when two lanes go into one on the road and

someone tries to sneak in past the queue of traffic hoping some gullible sod will let them in... Er.. No. Why should I sit and wait ages in a queue and let someone jump past me?

People who stay in the left lane when the cones to take a dual carriageway down to one lane are 800 meters away, and then try to block me when I try to do WHAT THE HIGHWAY CODE TELLS ME and filter in from the right when approaching the cones. "

I thought at the earliest opportunity you filter in?? Doesn't make sense to approach cones and then filter.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Its when two lanes go into one on the road and

someone tries to sneak in past the queue of traffic hoping some gullible sod will let them in... Er.. No. Why should I sit and wait ages in a queue and let someone jump past me?

People who stay in the left lane when the cones to take a dual carriageway down to one lane are 800 meters away, and then try to block me when I try to do WHAT THE HIGHWAY CODE TELLS ME and filter in from the right when approaching the cones.

I thought at the earliest opportunity you filter in?? Doesn't make sense to approach cones and then filter. "

The cones are there to show you where to filter, but obviously you don't wait until the last second and then barge in, you indicate, and wait for a space as everyone is driving. Done correctly, (if everyone plays ball) it halves the length of the queue, and the flow of traffic is unimpeded.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Its when two lanes go into one on the road and

someone tries to sneak in past the queue of traffic hoping some gullible sod will let them in... Er.. No. Why should I sit and wait ages in a queue and let someone jump past me?

People who stay in the left lane when the cones to take a dual carriageway down to one lane are 800 meters away, and then try to block me when I try to do WHAT THE HIGHWAY CODE TELLS ME and filter in from the right when approaching the cones.

I thought at the earliest opportunity you filter in?? Doesn't make sense to approach cones and then filter.

The cones are there to show you where to filter, but obviously you don't wait until the last second and then barge in, you indicate, and wait for a space as everyone is driving. Done correctly, (if everyone plays ball) it halves the length of the queue, and the flow of traffic is unimpeded."

It was best described as working like the teeth of a zip, each person filtering in to a space left by another car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a world wide watermelon shortage or something ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a world wide watermelon shortage or something ?!"

I think he got one with big pips in and it's set him off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a world wide watermelon shortage or something ?!

I think he got one with big pips in and it's set him off "

It has been a hot summer and some trucks that should have delivered got stopped by the yellow jacket guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like a millennial

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sound like a millennial "

Analog Vs digital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a world wide watermelon shortage or something ?!

I think he got one with big pips in and it's set him off

It has been a hot summer and some trucks that should have delivered got stopped by the yellow jacket guys"

scumbags in yellow vests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a world wide watermelon shortage or something ?!"

I bought half of one off the market today for 99p

Before that sounds smug, I then blew the fruit budget on cherries

They were over £3 for an amount that will last me about 5 minutes

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No. Fuck you F and B. Fuck you and your anxiety. Your desperate speed of action. Your inabililty to see the day, your surroundings and the zen smile on the faces of the purse searching kerb crawlers. You are jealous of our time and peace.

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London


"We have a very laid back care free attitude in this country that some Europeans struggle to adapt to, try slowing down a bit and live at the British pace of life.

How slow though ?

Like a Peugeot 106"

I drove a 106 once... It had a clockface instead or a rev counter next to the speedo.

Probably to measure the minutes it took to accelerate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No. Fuck you F and B. Fuck you and your anxiety. Your desperate speed of action. Your inabililty to see the day, your surroundings and the zen smile on the faces of the purse searching kerb crawlers. You are jealous of our time and peace. "

I must admit that your post made me slow down a bit. That's why it took me so long to reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have a very laid back care free attitude in this country that some Europeans struggle to adapt to, try slowing down a bit and live at the British pace of life.

How slow though ?

Like a Peugeot 106

I drove a 106 once... It had a clockface instead or a rev counter next to the speedo.

Probably to measure the minutes it took to accelerate "

Do you still have it as Id like to fuck your anus in it while you tell me about engines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you too, I can't help my memory issues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck you too, I can't help my memory issues"

I did and it was awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you too F&B but not sexually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you out driving slow again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck you too F&B but not sexually "

Too bad as I always wanted to get fist by a bald man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you out driving slow again "

Yes ppl seem to think that it is okay to take their car and drive 20 miles under the speed limit !

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Are you out driving slow again

Yes ppl seem to think that it is okay to take their car and drive 20 miles under the speed limit ! "

Drive an ice cream van, the last one I drove only had three gears.

Now that’s how to chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been three days now, F&B. Sorry I wasn't here for you. Are you okay, hun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you out driving slow again

Yes ppl seem to think that it is okay to take their car and drive 20 miles under the speed limit !

Drive an ice cream van, the last one I drove only had three gears.

Now that’s how to chill."

I must admit that the music could chill me out a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's been three days now, F&B. Sorry I wasn't here for you. Are you okay, hun?"

No! No dude ! I am not and nobody seem to care !

Good don't give a fuck everyone

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well "

Bet the impatient ones in line behind are also the ones who waited til the busiest time of day to pick up "only a few items" and make it clear that they have to get out before anyone else, as their job (or future supposed meet) is so important they can't wait the same 2 minutes as everyone else.

God bless the staff at tills. They could do with a bit of extra good things headed their way.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Are you out driving slow again

Yes ppl seem to think that it is okay to take their car and drive 20 miles under the speed limit !

Drive an ice cream van, the last one I drove only had three gears.

Now that’s how to chill.

I must admit that the music could chill me out a bit "

Nothing to do with Mr whippy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes you who wait until the person at the till tells you the price to look for your fucking wallet.

You piss me off, especially when you look surprised! As if you didn't fucking know that you have to pay at the till !!

Bet you are a slow driver as well

Bet the impatient ones in line behind are also the ones who waited til the busiest time of day to pick up "only a few items" and make it clear that they have to get out before anyone else, as their job (or future supposed meet) is so important they can't wait the same 2 minutes as everyone else.

God bless the staff at tills. They could do with a bit of extra good things headed their way."

As long as they have their wallet ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you out driving slow again

Yes ppl seem to think that it is okay to take their car and drive 20 miles under the speed limit !

Drive an ice cream van, the last one I drove only had three gears.

Now that’s how to chill.

I must admit that the music could chill me out a bit

Nothing to do with Mr whippy?"

A tad

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By *estman for the jobMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

heres a shout out to the prick whos trying to cock block me because she said no to him and yes to me,shows u in your true light fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that for just because i can see rage building in the guys eyes i dont drive slow tho

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