FabSwingers.com forum: Friday night joke time

By *layful Harlequin OP Man
over a year ago

iver heath

Let the banter and jokes flow people

I’ve got a tip for the ladies! Ok ok or you can have the hole. Thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking for when the jokes start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a polo you gave her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a polo you gave her

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man
over a year ago

iver heath

"Was it a polo you gave her

That was a bit tic-tacy I fill

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man
over a year ago

iver heath

"I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."

Meet her she wouldn’t let me make a deposit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubby is addicted to drinking brake fluid. However, he assures me he can stop anytime....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hubby is addicted to drinking brake fluid. However, he assures me he can stop anytime...."

Love it

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

At the universal credit interview, my father gave his occupation as an astronaut but not

prepared to travel.

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man
over a year ago

iver heath

The last lady i had fun with was not nice I gave here a orgasm and she spat it straight back at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it take four women with PMT to change a light bulb?

Because it just fucking does! OK?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street and one says

"oh, oh I've never come this way before"

And the other one says

"I'm not surprised, there's road works and a diversion"

Bernard Reighton at his best!!

https://youtu.be/BxFqv1QDI3Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a woman with 1 leg longer than the other ?? Ilene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has a bowling ball and a hooker got in common? They both get all their holes filled and thrown up an alleyway.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Go check out conjunctivitis.com ...... it's a site for sore eyes

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

My doctor said to me. ! ''At your age, I would recommend viagra, it won't make you James bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate bought his wife a water bed to improve their sex lives, told me today they were getting a divorce......

Asked him why, he said they'd just drifted apart....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man was admitted to hospital with 6 small plastic horses stuffed up his arse. Doctors are describing his condition as stable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people are shocked when they find out I’m a bad electrician.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate bought his wife a water bed to improve their sex lives, told me today they were getting a divorce......

Asked him why, he said they'd just drifted apart...."

I actually laughed out loud reading that

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area

Why can miss piggy only count to 68???

When she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Who's the coolest man in the hospital?

The Ultrasound guy

Whos the coolest when he's off?

The hip replacement surgeon

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can miss piggy only count to 68???

When she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat."

I hope you got pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your wife's pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw oxygen + magnesium walking down the street and I was like OMg

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *lake ElleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man arrives in A&E, battered and bruised.

Doc says “What happened?”

Guy says “I got beaten up by a six foot, angry cockroach”

Doc says “Yes. There is a nasty bug going around”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandma wasn't feeling too well, so I greased her back with lard..

She went down hill fast after that

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

What did the right eye say to the left eye ........ there’s something between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mybgranfather invented the cold air balloon...

But it never really took off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?

I said "yeah, the drain is clogged again. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between a g spot and a golf ball

A man will actually find a golf ball

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

My wife told me she loves sex on holiday.... Wasn't the best thing to read on a post card..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear the story this week about the man who went into hospital for botox but came out having been circumcised? (true story)

I bet the look on his face was much the same as he'd planned for though

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

People think he had a temper, but actually Frankenstein’s monster was surprisingly level headed.

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Whats the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Why does it take four women with PMT to change a light bulb?

Because it just fucking does! OK?"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My doctor said to me. ! ''At your age, I would recommend viagra, it won't make you James bond, but it will make you Roger Moore. "

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

A woman goes to the doc. He examines her and says "Well, Mrs Jones, you are obese."

She says "Surely not, I demand a second opinion!"

So the doc says "OK, you're ugly as well!"

(Thanks to Tommy Cooper)

My mother-in-law used to be in the Gestapo, but they threw her out because she was too cruel!

(Thanks to Les Dawson).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw oxygen + magnesium walking down the street and I was like OMg"

I love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little piece of gold walks into a bar and the barman shouted Au

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man
over a year ago

iver heath

"My doctor said to me. ! ''At your age, I would recommend viagra, it won't make you James bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.

love it

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I walked into a room one day and caught my grandma sucking my grandad's cock.

"Ugh! That's disgusting", I thought to myself. "It should have been cremated with the rest of him".

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By *layful Harlequin OP Man
over a year ago

iver heath

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

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