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Carbon foot print of a wank...

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I am becoming more conscious of the environment. ..

So considering how I can reduce the carbon foot print of a wank.

There is a lot to take in..

1. The energy required through food. Ideally I need to be vegetarian as meet has a high carbon footprint.

2. The toilet paper used to mop up. this requires trees I guess to make the paper. And the carbon used to make it.

3. Flushing the toilet paper down the toilet. Using valuable water.

So...

I need to be vegetarian to cover off point one. And I need a willing participant to swallow my cum to cover off points 2 and 3.

Please enrol below... remember we are doing this for the future of mankind.

Any other other advise for this worthy cause is welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow it yourself, nobody needs to increase global warming by traveling to you to swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wank on a tree to feed it nutrients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wank on a tree to feed it nutrients "

This was so unexpected I burst out laughing -Mrs

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Swallow it yourself, nobody needs to increase global warming by traveling to you to swallow. "

I have an electric car and choose an electric supplier who only use renewable energy... I like your thinking though..

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I just wank over vegetarians.

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I wank on a tree to feed it nutrients "

Brilliant....

We should have more tree wankers on the planet...

I have an Apple Tree out the back that could do with a creamy covering..

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I just wank over vegetarians."

Not this one.. I'm way to quick for you...

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

I cum into an old non-recyclable food tray, thus cutting out the paper waste & toilet flushing.. I used to pour it into my plant pot, & it seemed to thrive, so that's an alternative form of recycling you may want to pursue.

You can also cum into a Kinder egg container & bung it in the freezer, which could help at a later date if you lose your winkle in a freak combine harvester accident but still wish to have kids..

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I just wank over vegetarians.

Not this one.. I'm way to quick for you... "

I must warn you I’m a shooter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your style, though I wholeheartedly agree with the rocketiest of pocketeers.

Clam it yourself you spunky wastey!

P

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I just wank over vegetarians.

Not this one.. I'm way to quick for you...

I must warn you I’m a shooter "

I can run fast... and carry an umbrella...

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I cum into an old non-recyclable food tray, thus cutting out the paper waste & toilet flushing.. I used to pour it into my plant pot, & it seemed to thrive, so that's an alternative form of recycling you may want to pursue.

You can also cum into a Kinder egg container & bung it in the freezer, which could help at a later date if you lose your winkle in a freak combine harvester accident but still wish to have kids.. "

A bit deep... but most appreciated

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I like your style, though I wholeheartedly agree with the rocketiest of pocketeers.

Clam it yourself you spunky wastey!

P"

I may be spunky.... but wastey... I'm trying to spunk and save the planet... I fail to see your argument. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetarian?

I would think, being a swinger, you would be a VAGITARIAN!

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Vegetarian?

I would think, being a swinger, you would be a VAGITARIAN!"

Hahahaha

Ok...

Vagitarian... love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like your style, though I wholeheartedly agree with the rocketiest of pocketeers.

Clam it yourself you spunky wastey!

P

I may be spunky.... but wastey... I'm trying to spunk and save the planet... I fail to see your argument. ..

"

By not chowing down yourself!

Eat your own greens

But really don't... not if they're green

P

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I like your style, though I wholeheartedly agree with the rocketiest of pocketeers.

Clam it yourself you spunky wastey!

P

I may be spunky.... but wastey... I'm trying to spunk and save the planet... I fail to see your argument. ..

By not chowing down yourself!

Eat your own greens

But really don't... not if they're green

P"

There is something a little strange in the idea about drinking your own spunk...

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You lost me at vegetarian....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"You lost me at vegetarian...."

Just thinking about the future...

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

This thread isn't just about vegetarianism. .. it's about a carbon neutral wank people... get with the times..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So you see, swallow it down ladies - it’s better for the environment

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"So you see, swallow it down ladies - it’s better for the environment "

Finally... someone who cares about the environment. .

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I gave up wanking... for environmental reasons

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I gave up wanking... for environmental reasons "

Very honourable sir... I salute you...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I wank on a tree to feed it nutrients "

I heard that tip on Gardners Question Time on Radio 4.

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"I wank on a tree to feed it nutrients

I heard that tip on Gardners Question Time on Radio 4. "

GQT top tip. ..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Wank less frequently and for shorter periods.

Eat your own cum, to reduce your footprint or compost it, without needing paper. If you don't consume it, you will have a further net loss of water and energy/nutrients, which can result in footprint issues.

Any guzzler should not entail much energy use, so a very local person is best. Preferably meet by natural signals, such as every several full moons - texting etc increases the problem

Keep all sweating to the minimum - see water, above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest that you shoot your load into an eco friendly storage container and use it as a moisturiser. You can keep shooting your load in each day so you get a nice amount. Your skin will look so glossy and you'll have a nice fresh spunky look.

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