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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the strangest message that you have received. Just had one saying they would like to get me pregnant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u want to throw frisbees in the park

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

It would be strange for to get an unsolicited message so I cant really say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and breed my hole when i 1st started and didnt know i could block fellas how fking how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u want to throw frisbees in the park "

Sorry about that my dog hacked into my account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you put me in nappies and clean me up after I have had an accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought divulging messages wasn't allowed? So say the forum 5 O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey how big is your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a six pack and can bring it and come over now

£200 for a BJ

Those are my two favourites

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

None, cuz I get none lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t say"
come on please lets hear yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone add me on Kik last week and the conversation ran:

Female: Hello

Me: Hi

Female: Sorry I shouldn't have messaged. I'm really not interested.

Me: oh ok - who are you on fab?

Female: Take care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t say

come on please lets hear yours"

Nah, following da rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to shave my artifical leg???

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Sam, it's mum, don't forget you're coming over for a BBQ this weekend can you bring your own beer I've got everything else

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My wife’s out do you fancy coming here now and blowing me. From a couple profile with a straight husband who won’t meet single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the strangest message that you have received. Just had one saying they would like to get me pregnant x"

I got this too... Instant block lol

Also had an interesting banana related one, that i may be re-enacting at some point

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My favourite will always be “will you sit on my face and read Lord of the Rings?”

Oh no wait, I sent that one... erm... awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanted me to dress up as an aubergine thought that one was original paha.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Would u help me look for my glass eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one today actually. Can I write all over your arse and then cum on it.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Thought divulging messages wasn't allowed? So say the forum 5 O"

It's not. Shame cos I've got a few that would beat all of these

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’ve honestly got none ...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Got one today actually. Can I write all over your arse and then cum on it. "

Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought divulging messages wasn't allowed? So say the forum 5 O

It's not. Shame cos I've got a few that would beat all of these "

We've probably had the same people message us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought divulging messages wasn't allowed? So say the forum 5 O

It's not. Shame cos I've got a few that would beat all of these "

As do I. I’m reading these going ‘man these are tame’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got one today actually. Can I write all over your arse and then cum on it.

Sorry about that "

If it was you I’d let you as I’d be too nosey to see what you’d write

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Got one today actually. Can I write all over your arse and then cum on it.

Sorry about that

If it was you I’d let you as I’d be too nosey to see what you’d write "

I have to keep some secrets

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I'm sorry I couldn't meet you as planned today but I didn't get let out of the police cells in time !

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

The strangest I got was a guy telling me I was good looking and that I would get lots of meets on here. I thought it was weird because it was random and out the blue

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"I’ve got a six pack and can bring it and come over now

£200 for a BJ

Those are my two favourites "

£200 for a BJ? You must get a better class of messagers than us as we only got offered £200 to let four guys on a stag do fuck P in their hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few of the same messages off different guys but can't repeat here

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