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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Frog : A prolific Fabber who hops straight from one bed to another

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m a slug. I always leave a trail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Frog : A prolific Fabber who hops straight from one bed to another

Love it.. though I feel some more specifics may be needed to separate frogs from grasshoppers and Kangaroos. Would Roo's be Frogs with 'mummy issues' for example?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m a slug. I always leave a trail "

worst self flex ever

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"I’m a slug. I always leave a trail "

Somehow that's kinda hot

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

Why seagull not one I am familiar with

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I’m a slug. I always leave a trail

Somehow that's kinda hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hound dogs-the men who roam around, tongue out slobbering over everyone.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Hound dogs-the men who roam around, tongue out slobbering over everyone. "

Shit I've got a name now

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The (wannabee) Owls.

The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vultures-they swoop in and steal the vulnerable people before chewing them up and spitting out the leftovers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

Why seagull not one I am familiar with"

it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..

but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.

probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hound dogs-the men who roam around, tongue out slobbering over everyone.

Shit I've got a name now"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The (wannabee) Owls.

The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so."

how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vultures-they swoop in and steal the vulnerable people before chewing them up and spitting out the leftovers. "

I see the results of their work in local status updates.. makes sad reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dung beetles?

Honey Badgers?

Hippos?

Snow leopards?

Pandas?

Sloths?

Any suggestions?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The (wannabee) Owls.

The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.

how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?"

They think they are but in fact not.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

Why seagull not one I am familiar with

it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..

but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.

probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine""
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I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull

I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside

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By *heshireKMan
over a year ago

Warrington

gryffindor

Because I’m yet to be seen by anyone on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The (wannabee) Owls.

The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.

how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?

They think they are but in fact not."

I got that bit

I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be?

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

Why seagull not one I am familiar with

it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..

but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.

probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".

I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull

I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside

A recent study suggests you should stare down seagulls to stop them stealing chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

Why seagull not one I am familiar with

it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..

but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.

probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".

I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull

I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside

I just assumed it was because of them splattering cum all over the place

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The (wannabee) Owls.

The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.

how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?

They think they are but in fact not.

I got that bit

I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be?"

Like a wasp but not so mental, a bit more smiley in general

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cuckoo - putting his eggs in someone else's basket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

Why seagull not one I am familiar with

it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..

but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.

probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".

I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull

I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside

A recent study suggests you should stare down seagulls to stop them stealing chips"

You’d have to be crazy. Have you seen the size of some of them? The Edinburgh ones are evil... one stole my falafel kebab right out of my hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The (wannabee) Owls.

The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.

how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?

A bee is a female who does all the work while the male bee hangs around waiting to shag a queen.

They think they are but in fact not.

I got that bit

I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be?"

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Lemmings aka the wanking zombies in clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hagfish slimy arse kissers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemmings aka the wanking zombies in clubs"
Ghosts aka men wanking under towels in clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magpies - those get a kick out of taking something that isn't theirs but dazzle others with shiny things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Orangutan. .. The king of the swingers

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Skunks and Polecats: Those curious folk who for reasons best known only to themselves, absolutely refuse to bath and/or freshen up prior to any sexual relations......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The (wannabee) Owls.

The ones of think they are clever and wise always trying to say the right things and feeling smug in doing so.

how would differentiate a wannabe from a an be?

They think they are but in fact not.

I got that bit

I meant what's the animal equivalent? If an owl is a wannabe.. then what's a be?

Like a wasp but not so mental, a bit more smiley in general"

Makes sense.. Bee's be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuckoo - putting his eggs in someone else's basket. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hagfish slimy arse kissers "

gross creatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Orangutan. .. The king of the swingers

is there a king though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skunks and Polecats: Those curious folk who for reasons best known only to themselves, absolutely refuse to bath and/or freshen up prior to any sexual relations...... "

yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"There are many labels on Fab and some of them are animal related.

Bulls, Foxes, Stags, Unicorns (mythical included) etc.

I just read 'Seagull' Being used to describe the male equivalent of a Unicorn and it made me chuckle.

What specific stereotypes would you like to label up anew?

Why seagull not one I am familiar with

it was a joke.. someone asked what mald equivalent was and that was a tongue in cheek reply..

but accurate when you think of flocks of seagulls and their yobbish behaviour.

probably best for single male doggers as soon as a couple pull up.. "mine mine mine mine".

I’m glad someone else’s asked why seagull

I was trying to work out what sexual practice could be attributed to something that poops on your head or steals your chips at the seaside

A recent study suggests you should stare down seagulls to stop them stealing chips

You’d have to be crazy. Have you seen the size of some of them? The Edinburgh ones are evil... one stole my falafel kebab right out of my hand..."

I never said anything about kebab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...

Forumite who's been overdoing a bit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Chimpanzee - Cheeky, full of it but a quick releaser

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

Funny how all these words are directed at the males

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox.

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox."

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near

Filly, young gorgeous women who like to play in groups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hound dogs-the men who roam around, tongue out slobbering over everyone. "

Yes! Haha. Or hyenas because they are just lying in wait for anything available

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Cony, a woman that doesn't want you to come in her hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pilot Fish.. People riding off the coat tails of others.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox."

or Rabbits caught in headlights

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Bats - people who are blindingly blood thirsty provocative for the sake of it

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

Chickens.

Those who arrange meets and then don't turn up with no explanation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hound dogs-the men who roam around, tongue out slobbering over everyone. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chickens.

Those who arrange meets and then don't turn up with no explanation"
That’s the best 1 i’ve seen

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chickens.

Those who arrange meets and then don't turn up with no explanation That’s the best 1 i’ve seen

haha "

Opossums.. the variety of chicken that play dead instead of making fantastical excuses.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?"

Think he was trying to pad out the question and was winging it, in the hope no one would notice.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Cold Turkey.. not logging on.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?

Think he was trying to pad out the question and was winging it, in the hope no one would notice. "

Oh, and I thought I'd discover a completely new species of wanker.

I'm disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ostrich as they love burying their head in a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manticore - a bloke who's profile is made up of other people's pictures? I'm reaching with this one I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox."

Haha, quite apt, I remember those days x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?

Think he was trying to pad out the question and was winging it, in the hope no one would notice. "

There was me thinking you knew everything there was to know..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never seen anyone describe themselves as a "stag" (parties immediately before weddings notwithstanding), what's it supposed to mean?"

I believe.. though correct me if I'm wrong. A Stag is the male half of a couple.. who both meet together and separately. I may be wrong though.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...

Forumite who's been overdoing a bit "

Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...

Forumite who's been overdoing a bit

Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do

what are they then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox."

A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...

Forumite who's been overdoing a bit

Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do

Teach us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox.

A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive

LJ"

Other peoples partners alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox.

A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive

LJ"

I hope that doesn't happen on Fab.. I imagine Snakes are experts in deep throat? Or pelican?

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Dodo - extinct just like an UNLOS.

Not sure which animals resemble those which then come back...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Emus.. Folk who bury their heads in the sand and don't get tested regularly

Meerkats.. Ones who just pop in to clubs to have a look.

Jack Russells.... The ones who chase everyone begging for someone to play with them, but who also dart back to previous playmates to cock their leg on whenever someone else shows any interest

Pythons... Predatory types masquerading as 'Doms' who slowly suffocate and crush the life out their meets.

Clydesdales... Those legends who can pull anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how all these words are directed at the males

Make some female ones then..

Bambi's - Women new to Fab who have no clue what's about to hit their inbox.

A prayng mantis a woman who eats her male partner alive

Other peoples partners alive

Most of the time but not always

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...

Forumite who's been overdoing a bit

Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do

Teach us!

A panda is a male who 'eats, shoots and leaves'... Usually a one-shot, five minute wonder.

A koala is one-shot, five minute wonder who just 'eats, shoots' but then clings on despite being incapable of recovering and repeating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Given the nature of Fab, I'm actually surprised that the humble panda hasn't been alluded to yet...

Forumite who's been overdoing a bit

Pandas and koalas already exist in swinger terminology... At least here in Ireland they do

Teach us!

A panda is a male who 'eats, shoots and leaves'... Usually a one-shot, five minute wonder.

A koala is one-shot, five minute wonder who just 'eats, shoots' but then clings on despite being incapable of recovering and repeating."

omg those are amazing! We need a Fab Dictionary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dodo - extinct just like an UNLOS.

Not sure which animals resemble those which then come back...

Genetic monstrosity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheetah self explanatory

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