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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love swimming!

Actually, I just love being in water

Have fun GK

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Swim be free and rejoice at the partiality covered mom bods

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.

Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Thursday mornings down my local pool is quite interesting.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

We're off swimming today too! Always enjoy a sneaky perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.

Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.

Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is."

Eugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come pleeeeeeeeeeeaseeeee

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's school hols it'll be rammed.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.

Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is.

Eugh"

This is the virtual world I am talking about, 'make believe' if you like. So I don't really do that kind of thing.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.

Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is.

Eugh

This is the virtual world I am talking about, 'make believe' if you like. So I don't really do that kind of thing."

Of course not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I come pleeeeeeeeeeeaseeeee

how quick can you raz up the m5?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's school hols it'll be rammed."

Sometimes the sound of screaming, happy kids is a nice one. Sometimes....

We shall see..

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Take a Picnic with you (Chocolate Bar) incase it's over crowded in there.

Just unwrap it and throw it in if it is.

Eugh

This is the virtual world I am talking about, 'make believe' if you like. So I don't really do that kind of thing.

Of course not

I don't throw chocolate away willy nilly

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend "

never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I need to start swimming again I used to love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been swimming in probably 20 years, that was in the sea in the Dominican Republic.

I'd more than likely drown now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go get wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate water.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I live the water, love swimming or just floating about and relaxing if the pool is quiet, I have been there on a Thursday afternoon and I was the only one in, sheer bliss, blasted off 60 lengths without dodging people then just lay back and floated about, heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love training in the water.

I love swimming.

I do t love swimming with my son, he’s like half Michael phelps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come pleeeeeeeeeeeaseeeee

how quick can you raz up the m5?"

Have wings, will fly

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend

never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit.."

I wake on cable , the kite skills just come intuitively with persistence and I prefer the sea ,waves and freedom

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We love skinny dipping. Who else does?

Who would join us if a suitable opportunity arose?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The only pool I've been on recently is at Eurekas.

The local one is ridiculously overpriced now they've built the new leisure centre.

I so swim several times a week, either in the sea or a very fast tidal river.

Now that's exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only pool I've been on recently is at Eurekas.

The local one is ridiculously overpriced now they've built the new leisure centre.

I so swim several times a week, either in the sea or a very fast tidal river.

Now that's exciting! "

Also dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is the bus leaving for swimming..??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???"

Why do you not like water have you had a bad experience?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???"

I can not swim so am very uncomfortable in big pools of water. I would like to learn though but no one will teach me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bad experience, just don’t like the thought of getting into water. Even on beaches, I just sort of splash around a bit

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dropped my kids off at the pool this morning, does that count?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

Good for you! -Remember though:

No running

No diving at the shallow end

No heavy petting

No spitting

No shouting. ...

and don't wee in the pool either because nowadays there's disclosing dye to show up who's doing it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend

never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit..

I wake on cable , the kite skills just come intuitively with persistence and I prefer the sea ,waves and freedom "

cable and boat for me.. boat gives off a good wake to ramp off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only pool I've been on recently is at Eurekas.

The local one is ridiculously overpriced now they've built the new leisure centre.

I so swim several times a week, either in the sea or a very fast tidal river.

Now that's exciting! "

Tidal river sounds cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???"

heathen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???

I can not swim so am very uncomfortable in big pools of water. I would like to learn though but no one will teach me!

I could teach you to swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

Good for you! -Remember though:

No running

No diving at the shallow end

No heavy petting

No spitting

No shouting. ...

and don't wee in the pool either because nowadays there's disclosing dye to show up who's doing it. "

no dye

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I'm going swimming today

Only the local pool.. nowt special, but it does have a slide and a wave machine. Is quiet enough to enjoy a bit of underwater gliding.

No doubt a few games of Jaws.. and Lake Placid will be asked for.. Dad becomes a Croc.

May make a whirlpool in the baby trainer pool.. try not to drown any babies.

Slo-mo underwater kung fu fights.

I may even catch a glimpse of the odd beautiful mum bod.. without being pervy or letchy about it.. or fantasizing over cubicle sex.

I'm a water baby, kite surfing this weekend

never got on with kite surfing.. though I can wakeboard reasonably well. it's the sailing bit..

I wake on cable , the kite skills just come intuitively with persistence and I prefer the sea ,waves and freedom

cable and boat for me.. boat gives off a good wake to ramp off. "

I can't justify the high fuel burn rate of a power boat , always sail over power if possible for me

However talking of wee , one of life's lil pleasures peeing in wetsuit on a cool day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the water, I was brought up on the beach, my first real job was as a diver in the navy, been diving/spearfishing most of my life, owned boats, kayaks, love water skiing and I'll happily swim for hours just because I love it. I did do a bit of surfing when I was younger but not any more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love the water, I was brought up on the beach, my first real job was as a diver in the navy, been diving/spearfishing most of my life, owned boats, kayaks, love water skiing and I'll happily swim for hours just because I love it. I did do a bit of surfing when I was younger but not any more "

I've spent most of my life by the sea as well.. struggling with being landlocked these past few years.

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Come on. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like water???

I can not swim so am very uncomfortable in big pools of water. I would like to learn though but no one will teach me!

I could teach you to swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim! "

I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

That's why I always keep my goggles on. Where theres a will theres a way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's why I always keep my goggles on. Where theres a will theres a way

say what now? are you sub aqua perving? I think we've found spiderwomans species... shes a waterspider

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"That's why I always keep my goggles on. Where theres a will theres a way

say what now? are you sub aqua perving? I think we've found spiderwomans species... shes a waterspider"

I can swim a length underwater. I'm a right perv me and no one knows were I am or what I'm doing.

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim!

I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids"

I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim!

I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids

I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid

yes.. I'd not reccomend it

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim!

I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids

I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid

yes.. I'd not reccomend it

...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim!

I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids

I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid

yes.. I'd not reccomend it

...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude

I dread to think of the kids flopping all over it like a lilo

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.

I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.

I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes. "

I'm jealous of the Jamaican villa

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

"I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.

I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes.

I'm jealous of the Jamaican villa "

I hope to go visit next year and take the mini me for the first time. Teach her how to climb the coconut tree, if I still get up there myself.

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim!

I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids

I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid

yes.. I'd not reccomend it

...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude

I dread to think of the kids flopping all over it like a lilo

Sounds like kids will have good time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love the water... My grandad has a villa with pool in Jamaica where we used to stay during summer holidays.

I also had a water birth with my daughter and as soon as she was born we went to baby swimming classes.

I'm jealous of the Jamaican villa

I hope to go visit next year and take the mini me for the first time. Teach her how to climb the coconut tree, if I still get up there myself. "

I want an Uncle in Jamaica. I've just got parents in Spain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love pool and going to place where is only +18 years. It’s great after a lot of swimming and staring I move into bubble bath ot sauna to stare more and have some chat with regulars

Enjoy your swim!

I'm sorry.. but nothing beats playing in water with kids

I don’t have my own so it could be extra strange situation if I play with someone else’s kid

yes.. I'd not reccomend it

...however I could always take like blowup doll or something but that might receive the same attitude

I dread to think of the kids flopping all over it like a lilo

Sounds like kids will have good time

hmmm

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