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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

slow drivers? ...

Asking for a bearded friend

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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago

Stone


"slow drivers? ...

Asking for a bearded friend "

I don’t mind when they do 28-29 in a 30 but when they do 23 - 24 in a 30

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ask 'why are we going do slow' over and over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You suck it up, buttercup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a smile on my face, and patience. I don't know why they're driving slowly, and they're hardly going to hold me up for more than a minute or two. Driving is a stressful and miserable experience at the best of times, I can't be arsed to let a go slower make it worse for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm laid back and never really in a rush ... shrug it off! I'm alive, the world is good and on the scale of things it means diddly squat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive through Bristol rush hour every day.....everyone is going slow, just have to accept it or be constantly angry. Relax and listen to the radio is my tactic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curl up like a cat and sleep

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I tend to calmly but firmly turn on all my fucking lights place my left hand in the middle of the steering wheel and press firmly but calmly creating a loud noise and then I calmly turn my vehicle to the right accelerating to 32mph to overtake the vehicle. And as I come up to eye level with said offending vehicle I will roll down my passenger window and if it’s safe I will throw my Greggs cup at them to get their attention and then I will release a shower of abuse at them in a calm and polite manner before accelerating to 60mph while thanking them with my two middle fingers in the rear window.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

By having patience. It's fine to get annoyed but it isnt worth your effort taking it further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They usually move over when they see my truck in their mirror

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When on the way to work with a calm demeanor and happy face. On the way home from work with frustration and lots and lots of swear words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put a blue energy drink on the roof and flash them so they think im police and move as i shout NEEEEE NOOOOR NEEEEEE NOOOOOR

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope you’re reading these bearded friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play the drums on my steering wheel whist singing along to my music. I only drum at slow speeds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put a blue energy drink on the roof and flash them so they think im police and move as i shout NEEEEE NOOOOR NEEEEEE NOOOOOR

"

Why am I not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start pounding on your horn, flashing your lights and giving them a few friendly bumps

A little like that film Duel

LJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put a blue energy drink on the roof and flash them so they think im police and move as i shout NEEEEE NOOOOR NEEEEEE NOOOOOR

Why am I not surprised "
it worked 2 times

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I utter ffs so many times whilst driving its untrue.

But many of the streets round here are 20 zones. Drives me mad on the motorway

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just try not to drive. Ethel is faster around the city than a car.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Push em out the way in my Sherman....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I am a slow, not very confident or experienced driver. I let them get on with it and follow politely and at a distance so they dont get freaked out. Nothing worse than someone following you really close.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"slow drivers? ...

Asking for a bearded friend "

Tell him that I’d heard he always goes too fast anyway so going a little slower might be more fun for the other person.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Get right up their arse and slightly to the right

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"slow drivers? ...

Asking for a bearded friend

Tell him that I’d heard he always goes too fast anyway so going a little slower might be more fun for the other person. "

He,s well known for his boy racer ways round here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"slow drivers? ...

Asking for a bearded friend

Tell him that I’d heard he always goes too fast anyway so going a little slower might be more fun for the other person.

He,s well known for his boy racer ways round here...."

I’m laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back off and wait for a second lane to overtake in if one becomes available, otherwise just keep back

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Back off and wait for a second lane to overtake in if one becomes available, otherwise just keep back "

Yeah. Tell him to keep back. So far back, in fact, that he should stay at home. And shut the curtains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice driving everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m being trained into being a more tolerant person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- attach the goombah plow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck those slow drivers who drive 15 miles under the speed limit !

Take the fuck bus, you'll even be able to see some sceneries !

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

WHO WOKE HIM UP!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck those slow drivers who drive 15 miles under the speed limit !

Take the fuck bus, you'll even be able to see some sceneries ! "

Hello bearded friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WHO WOKE HIM UP!!!!"

A slow driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull alongside and shoot them in the face then leave a note on there corpse saying speed the fuck up ya big dribbler

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Pull alongside and shoot them in the face then leave a note on there corpse saying speed the fuck up ya big dribbler"

Jesus....time of the month is it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem on my motorbike. In the car stay calm unless I see they are on the phone while driving that always winds me up

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I cycle past them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cycle past them..."

They cycle in the middle of the road here

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

I get past them as soon as safely possible generally, usually while saying things like "come on your fucking wanker" or "what the fuck are your doing, you cunt"..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"slow drivers? ...

Asking for a bearded friend "

Swear at them in my car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always seem to come across slow drivers when I'm in a rush to get somewhere.

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