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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So after a late shift and both of us feeling a bit ropey with colds but still feeling horny we go to bed for some side by side wanking just to satisfy the need to cum , me first with my faithful vibrator , D next encouraged by some filthy talk from myself, within 10 seconds of D cumming my next question was ‘did you take the chicken out the freezer?’ So my question is how is your bedroom talk ?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Much like you a combination of sexy and practical, but I'd hazard a guess that we compartmentalise a bit better than you (and I'm not talking about which freezer drawer we put the chicken in).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my hubby once woke me up to ask if I fed the chickens at 2 am in the morning we have never had chickens he didn’t remember the next day or so he sed

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems to be a chicken theme !

Apparently I said very clearly in my sleep last week ‘ you bastard, I hope you get 4 flat tyres ‘ !!!!!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

You just reminded me to take the meat out of the freezer no joke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You just reminded me to take the meat out of the freezer no joke."

Excellent, I’m pleased to have saved your dinner for tomorrow lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Ours is quite similar to yours going from full on descriptions of me ahem entertaining several keen to "let the cat out will you and don't forget to have a wee" in the space of thirty seconds

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

*men not keen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ours is quite similar to yours going from full on descriptions of me ahem entertaining several keen to "let the cat out will you and don't forget to have a wee" in the space of thirty seconds "

Glad it’s not just us ! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... and just to confirm yes I had taken the chicken out of the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather good iv talked many orgasms and once make a girl orgasm without touching her just telling her what im about to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rather good iv talked many orgasms and once make a girl orgasm without touching her just telling her what im about to do "

Well you are the lord so I would expect your skills to be on point !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rather good iv talked many orgasms and once make a girl orgasm without touching her just telling her what im about to do

Well you are the lord so I would expect your skills to be on point !"

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Often really bizarre, quite surreal and probably not for public consumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I interrupted a cheeky bedtime handjob a few nights ago to check if the following day was bin day,as soon as he got there I reminded to take the bins first thing. So much sexy talk these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I interrupted a cheeky bedtime handjob a few nights ago to check if the following day was bin day,as soon as he got there I reminded to take the bins first thing. So much sexy talk these days "

That made me laugh! X

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"I interrupted a cheeky bedtime handjob a few nights ago to check if the following day was bin day,as soon as he got there I reminded to take the bins first thing. So much sexy talk these days "

Bins are filthy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s making the tea is ours

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