FabSwingers.com forum: 1 sentence each let's see which way it goes

By *lderamDark OP Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

It all started on fab one guy messaged a woman saying...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Fancy a fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She took it up the bum forever

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By *offee and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

"...Fancy a fuck..."

In the back of a car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We couldn’t wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in spaff

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Then she said ‘where is my strap on’.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled out my trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fox saw the mouse and the mouse looked good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fox saw the mouse and the mouse looked good"

So the fox ate the mouse

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By *lderamDark OP Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Until she couldnt take no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And his knob fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And his knob fell off

the captains shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And his knob fell off

the captains shoulder "

As they approached the coast of Jamaica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And his knob fell off

the captains shoulder

As they approached the coast of Jamaica "

In search of Bloody Morgans lost gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And his knob fell off

the captains shoulder

As they approached the coast of Jamaica

In search of Bloody Morgans lost gold"

But only found a bunch of coconuts

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"And his knob fell off

the captains shoulder

As they approached the coast of Jamaica

In search of Bloody Morgans lost gold

But only found a bunch of coconuts"

She made a bra from the coconut shells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and drank the cream

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

From the shell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That gave her the shits.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So she...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreamt about Michael Fish

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Dreamt about Michael Fish"

...and that terrible storm... and she

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dreamt about Michael Fish"

And it started raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discovered Alien life in the Rock Cafe just of the A13 In Grays

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Discovered Alien life in the Rock Cafe just of the A13 In Grays"

But that wasn't enough for her, because...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wanted her hairy fanny licking ...but the guy said....,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like fries with that?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"She wanted her hairy fanny licking ...but the guy said....,"

No way am licking that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wanted her hairy fanny licking ...but the guy said....,

No way am licking that

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you were looking for aliens, here's ET's finger is that big enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what.... We broke the OPs rules

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"You know what.... We broke the OPs rules

I think he means one sentence rather than a paragraph

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said.."
do you have milk in your tea?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said.. do you have milk in your tea?"

And she said, no thanks, but I would like some...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And she said yes, but I also have

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said.. do you have milk in your tea?"

No I prefer cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said.. do you have milk in your tea?

No I prefer cream "
whipped or full fat?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said.. do you have milk in your tea?

No I prefer cream whipped or full fat?"

I'd like you to whip my full fat tits , she groaned as he vibrated himself to orgasm on the washer/dryer.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said.. do you have milk in your tea?

No I prefer cream whipped or full fat?

I'd like you to whip my full fat tits , she groaned as he vibrated himself to orgasm on the washer/dryer."

Then the electric went off, so they..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so she asked to have her tits sucked instead

And he said.. do you have milk in your tea?

No I prefer cream whipped or full fat?

I'd like you to whip my full fat tits , she groaned as he vibrated himself to orgasm on the washer/dryer."
he spaffed all over her massive tits and started whipping his cock on her nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then she grabbed his cock

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"And then she grabbed his cock"

Swiftly she shoved it up her vaj and leaned back onto a large carrot.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"And then she grabbed his cock

Swiftly she shoved it up her vaj and leaned back onto a large carrot. "

That corrected spelling badly.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"And then she grabbed his cock

Swiftly she shoved it up her vaj and leaned back onto a large carrot.

That corrected spelling badly. "

Then the old lady cam over saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then she grabbed his cock

Swiftly she shoved it up her vaj and leaned back onto a large carrot.

That corrected spelling badly.

Then the old lady cam over saying."

"I woke up with a stiffy this morning........... , my husband is dead"

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By *lderamDark OP Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Time to replace him before the days over

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

But give him one last BJ

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

But the stiffy stayed stiff and would not go down

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By *tevetwiceMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

So she took lots of photos and posted a fake couple profile

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Within 10 minutes they had 20 messages all with cock photos in

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Even with the morgue table on view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They knew what they had to do....

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

In a flash, out came the didgeridoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a flash, out came the didgeridoo "

Closely followed by his bonbons.....

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By *tevetwiceMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Suck and blow as hard as she might, she couldn’t get a tune out of it

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

So then she thought she'd try the didgeridoo

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Suck and blow as hard as she might, she couldn’t get a tune out of it"

So decided to play whack a mole...

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By *tevetwiceMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

This guy was never going to verify her now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"This guy was never going to verify her now"

What even after blowing his didgeridoo

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Not to be missed, 5-stars, the only thing missing was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cup of pg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice cup of pg..."

And a slice of cake

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Not just any cake but

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My homemade, lemon Drizzle cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My homemade, lemon Drizzle cake "
that's won tons of rewards for being the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My homemade, lemon Drizzle cake "

Wow, we want more they all said....

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

As she dripped icing on his cold cock

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

There's always 1 that wants more,, than

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

So she obliged

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Meanwhile back in a fab forum...

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By *lderamDark OP Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

People are deciding which room to chat in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we all need a group hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we all need a group hug "

In the fab lounge bar..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we all need a group hug

In the fab lounge bar.."

Then in to the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we all need a group hug

In the fab lounge bar..

Then in to the hot tub"
then she asked "is that a baby Ruth floating in there?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we all need a group hug

In the fab lounge bar..

Then in to the hot tubthen she asked "is that a baby Ruth floating in there?""

Alas it was not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we all need a group hug

In the fab lounge bar..

Then in to the hot tubthen she asked "is that a baby Ruth floating in there?"

Alas it was not "

It was a curly wurly

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