FabSwingers.com forum: Using toys/objects to fuck your OH

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The wife is not a great fan of toys EG 10 inch dildo but when she gets going, she does admit that it is better than my half limp cock but not in so many words.

I do miss fucking her with a cucumber as she feels to old for it and have fuck her with one of those thick Italian sausages , a banana, deodrant bottle the 200ml ones, and a strapon my fav had to throw it away when we went on hols just in case my parents found it.

what have you tried on your wife?

btw, love to fist her buy my hands are too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but I can't get past the Italian sausage. Was it not greasy and smelly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm

Nothing

I use sex toys...even then it’s just my wand, vibrator (about six inches long) and my bullet.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm sorry but I can't get past the Italian sausage. Was it not greasy and smelly?

Can't get past it ??? Hubba Hubba ! Must be fookin hoooooooooj.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm sorry but I can't get past the Italian sausage. Was it not greasy and smelly?

It's a bit of an animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who got a gherkin stuck in there and her friend had to fish it out.

And another who got a frozen sausage stuck and got ill because it started to defrost so she had to go to hospital.

Stick to sex toys folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

used a condom on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OH means overheads??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Your mum must be 80 odd and then some.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I use sex toys. Preferably ones strapped to women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats an oh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an oh?"

It's the noise a lady makes when she orgasms. If you're lucky you'll hear it one day

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Whats an oh?"

It’s similar to an Ahhh but with only a hint of H and less frantic breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an oh?

It's the noise a lady makes when she orgasms. If you're lucky you'll hear it one day

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i thought that was just the noise after a kiss

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Whats an oh?"

Other Half .......... jeez -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an oh?

Other Half .......... jeez - "
aaaaaaaaaaaah thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gosh, I thought I was slow and not up to date with internet chat, re OH, = other half ffs, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an oh?"

Occupational Health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my mini magic wand (waterproof n rechargeable) with my fav lube ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have told LJ i will be giving him a serious butt banging with my extra large vibrator if he touches the remote again without my permission!!

Bless him he thinks i am joking, he’s so trusting and naive

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have told LJ i will be giving him a serious butt banging with my extra large vibrator if he touches the remote again without my permission!!

Bless him he thinks i am joking, he’s so trusting and naive

Holly "

Oh you twat!

The real Holly

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