FabSwingers.com forum: How to focus..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..at work when you’re insatiably horny and and craving sexual release. Someone give me some tips! This work urgently needs doing but mind just won’t focus and itches keep pulsating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's itching you should go to the GUM clinic.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"If it's itching you should go to the GUM clinic. "

Sage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off your phone.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

Nothing else will help

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Smack your knob on the edge of the desk a couple of times and dream of Ann wydicomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn your phone off.

Get off fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it's itching you should go to the GUM clinic. "

Metaphorical!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Think about NOT having a job. No house, scant food, no fun.

Now fucking get on with it......

Or have a wank. You choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turn your phone off? Or leave it in the car/locker/bag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smack your knob on the edge of the desk a couple of times and dream of Ann wydicomb"

Reading the comment alone may have done the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn your phone off.

Get off fab.

Fab doesn’t help but call it a lack of self control today. Empty office and just me it is boring as heck! Looking forward to the end of this workday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me have penis. Me horny. Me can’t think when penis about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you on fab if you're feeling horny? Go and watch crochet videos on YouTube or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me have penis. Me horny. Me can’t think when penis about.

Want me to chop it off? I like being helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me have penis. Me horny. Me can’t think when penis about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me have penis. Me horny. Me can’t think when penis about.

To be quite honest this is unfortunately the case today. Would be good if they screwed on and off. Leave it at home and the jobs a good un!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you on fab if you're feeling horny? Go and watch crochet videos on YouTube or something "

I’m a prisoner to my addictions :’(

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