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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Seams I have yet another stalker. Why me I'm pig ugly ffs. Somebody get my gun

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

At least somebody wants you OP.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Bollocks. Howd you know it was me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry bladey thought I was in stealth mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can’t help myself

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bollocks. Howd you know it was me. "

I'm sorry but I warned you the horses head was a step to far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just so alluring

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game "

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Your just so alluring "

Taff taff taff. I've told you mate I'm just not that kinda biker. I'm sorry but move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it "

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it? "

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like."

There's your problem,can you bring your move forward to escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

"

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like.

There's your problem,can you bring your move forward to escape"

I kinda no I just hate saying no especially when its something so simple. I had loads of female customers who just hated taking there cars to garages. They'd even been ripped of or the mechanics where complete slime balls. I had loads of oaps for the same reason. I made plenty so had no need to rip anyone off it's a sad game in that way.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD "

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s coz u iz a stud Bladey.

Innit

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"It’s coz u iz a stud Bladey.

Innit "

Well you'd now. Number 1 haha remember that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s coz u iz a stud Bladey.

Innit

Well you'd now. Number 1 haha remember that ? "

I do! That was a great day!!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"It’s coz u iz a stud Bladey.

Innit

Well you'd now. Number 1 haha remember that ?

I do! That was a great day!! "

It was wasn't it. The night shift I had to run off to not so much

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like.

There's your problem,can you bring your move forward to escape

I kinda no I just hate saying no especially when its something so simple. I had loads of female customers who just hated taking there cars to garages. They'd even been ripped of or the mechanics where complete slime balls. I had loads of oaps for the same reason. I made plenty so had no need to rip anyone off it's a sad game in that way. "

Would you fix mine? Lol xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like.

There's your problem,can you bring your move forward to escape

I kinda no I just hate saying no especially when its something so simple. I had loads of female customers who just hated taking there cars to garages. They'd even been ripped of or the mechanics where complete slime balls. I had loads of oaps for the same reason. I made plenty so had no need to rip anyone off it's a sad game in that way.

Would you fix mine? Lol xx "

If I can yes. I've had to pretty much retire though. I damaged my left hand in an accident so can't do anything big anymore. Hence I shut shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me "

Well she can slap and il kiss it better

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me

Well she can slap and il kiss it better "

Shes rather good at both so you'll have a run for your money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me

Well she can slap and il kiss it better

Shes rather good at both so you'll have a run for your money "

Oh and so am I, so let the running commence

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me

Well she can slap and il kiss it better

Shes rather good at both so you'll have a run for your money

Oh and so am I, so let the running commence "

Oh gowd what have I done now

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Don’t tell her your in Blackpool this weekend......

Shhhhhhhh

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don’t tell her your in Blackpool this weekend......

Shhhhhhhh "

Actually that could do the trick.... or completely back fire hmmm

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Don’t tell her your in Blackpool this weekend......

Shhhhhhhh

Actually that could do the trick.... or completely back fire hmmm "

Your not hiding behind me!!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don’t tell her your in Blackpool this weekend......

Shhhhhhhh

Actually that could do the trick.... or completely back fire hmmm

Your not hiding behind me!! "

I'd not no if I was behind you unless you tell me so ha in fact ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me

Well she can slap and il kiss it better

Shes rather good at both so you'll have a run for your money

Oh and so am I, so let the running commence

Oh gowd what have I done now "

You have set a challenge Mr,licks my lips

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Don’t tell her your in Blackpool this weekend......

Shhhhhhhh

Actually that could do the trick.... or completely back fire hmmm

Your not hiding behind me!!

I'd not no if I was behind you unless you tell me so ha in fact ha ha ha "

I kinda walked into that didn’t I??

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me

Well she can slap and il kiss it better

Shes rather good at both so you'll have a run for your money

Oh and so am I, so let the running commence

Oh gowd what have I done now

You have set a challenge Mr,licks my lips "

Noooo I'm shy really you know look

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don’t tell her your in Blackpool this weekend......

Shhhhhhhh

Actually that could do the trick.... or completely back fire hmmm

Your not hiding behind me!!

I'd not no if I was behind you unless you tell me so ha in fact ha ha ha

I kinda walked into that didn’t I?? "

Just a tad yes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like.

There's your problem,can you bring your move forward to escape

I kinda no I just hate saying no especially when its something so simple. I had loads of female customers who just hated taking there cars to garages. They'd even been ripped of or the mechanics where complete slime balls. I had loads of oaps for the same reason. I made plenty so had no need to rip anyone off it's a sad game in that way. "

I know what you're saying I do kinda trust my garage to not talk bollocks to me as I've been going there a long time,but trusting any tradesman is hard coming from a woman's perspective.

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By *heshireKMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"Bollocks. Howd you know it was me.

I'm sorry but I warned you the horses head was a step to far "

Hope it wasn’t my horse, the insurance won’t cover that vet bill!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like.

There's your problem,can you bring your move forward to escape

I kinda no I just hate saying no especially when its something so simple. I had loads of female customers who just hated taking there cars to garages. They'd even been ripped of or the mechanics where complete slime balls. I had loads of oaps for the same reason. I made plenty so had no need to rip anyone off it's a sad game in that way.

I know what you're saying I do kinda trust my garage to not talk bollocks to me as I've been going there a long time,but trusting any tradesman is hard coming from a woman's perspective. "

Garages with there own mot bays tend to be the biggest culprit. I've an old dear lives down the rd from me who originally come to me with a 3 year old iego a little Toyota thing. Shed took it for its 1st mot and promptly given a shipping order of faults. It hadn't done 5000 miles. I took it to my place and it passed. Scandals ruthless basterd. But an mot is 1 mans opinion so they get away with it. Anther 1 a woman again was given a bill for 800 quid again I took it it needed 1 tyer. I almost married her though

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Crikey Bladey. I only followed you home that one time.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bollocks. Howd you know it was me.

I'm sorry but I warned you the horses head was a step to far

Hope it wasn’t my horse, the insurance won’t cover that vet bill!"

Not sure but it had a really long face. I put that down to being parted with its body though

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By *heshireKMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"Bollocks. Howd you know it was me.

I'm sorry but I warned you the horses head was a step to far

Hope it wasn’t my horse, the insurance won’t cover that vet bill!

Not sure but it had a really long face. I put that down to being parted with its body though "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"How do you know ??

I need to up my stalking game

Shes not from here. Keeps breaking her car so I can fix it. It's been going on for ages. I closed my garage almost a year ago but still she keeps bringing it

So everytime she keeps bringing it do you keep fixing it?

Well ye kinda or if I can't told her where to take it. It's always simple stuff now though. Bulbs and the like.

There's your problem,can you bring your move forward to escape

I kinda no I just hate saying no especially when its something so simple. I had loads of female customers who just hated taking there cars to garages. They'd even been ripped of or the mechanics where complete slime balls. I had loads of oaps for the same reason. I made plenty so had no need to rip anyone off it's a sad game in that way.

I know what you're saying I do kinda trust my garage to not talk bollocks to me as I've been going there a long time,but trusting any tradesman is hard coming from a woman's perspective.

Garages with there own mot bays tend to be the biggest culprit. I've an old dear lives down the rd from me who originally come to me with a 3 year old iego a little Toyota thing. Shed took it for its 1st mot and promptly given a shipping order of faults. It hadn't done 5000 miles. I took it to my place and it passed. Scandals ruthless basterd. But an mot is 1 mans opinion so they get away with it. Anther 1 a woman again was given a bill for 800 quid again I took it it needed 1 tyer. I almost married her though "

Makes you sick doesn't it it's so wrong,I know they have to make a living but lying is the pits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To quote Shaggy,it wasn't me

Saying that if you where local I'd stalk you and slap your ass,HARD

Control yourself young lady. I'll have the mrs slapping me

Well she can slap and il kiss it better

Shes rather good at both so you'll have a run for your money

Oh and so am I, so let the running commence

Oh gowd what have I done now

You have set a challenge Mr,licks my lips

Noooo I'm shy really you know look "

And the price of bacon as just shot up haha

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