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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

No we aren't talking man milk

I buy 500g tubs of yoghurt, put 100g on my granola each morning and only get 4 days worth of yoghurt.

How does that work?

Answers on a postcard or just below - most inventive wins a thumbs up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone eats 100g in the factory out of every pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres 100g stuck to the lid

Or your scales are fucked

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you weight it when you bought it, then take away the weight of the tub, also who else lives in your house likes yoghurt, these are factors you may need to consider before starting a concluding thread when the results are in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like whiskey...Angel's share???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My yogurt brings all girls to the yard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/08/19 09:46:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be sleeping eating the extra 100g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lick 25g off the spoon every day when you are measuring it out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your cat comes in at night it eats a dollop of yoghurt with the mouse that it caught

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Someone eats 100g in the factory out of every pot "

The rotters

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Theres 100g stuck to the lid

Or your scales are fucked

P"

50g on the lid and the scales are fucked by 50g?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Did you weight it when you bought it, then take away the weight of the tub, also who else lives in your house likes yoghurt, these are factors you may need to consider before starting a concluding thread when the results are in."

All salient points and areas of investigation. I can see you've done it this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aliens....it’s always aliens....

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Like whiskey...Angel's share???"

My angel doesn't share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres 100g stuck to the lid

Or your scales are fucked

P

50g on the lid and the scales are fucked by 50g?"

How much gets stuck to the spoon on average each serving? You need to weigh the spoon before and after yoghurtary dippage too

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres 100g stuck to the lid

Or your scales are fucked

P

50g on the lid and the scales are fucked by 50g?

How much gets stuck to the spoon on average each serving? You need to weigh the spoon before and after yoghurtary dippage too

P

"

You're really embracing this one aren't you?...

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"My yogurt brings all the healthy bacteria to my gut "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres 100g stuck to the lid

Or your scales are fucked

P

50g on the lid and the scales are fucked by 50g?

How much gets stuck to the spoon on average each serving? You need to weigh the spoon before and after yoghurtary dippage too

P

You're really embracing this one aren't you?... "

Just call me Scooby Doo, there's a mystery to solve

P

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Must be sleeping eating the extra 100g"

I need to investigate that

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"You lick 25g off the spoon every day when you are measuring it out..."

Never lick the spoon - schoolboy error

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"When your cat comes in at night it eats a dollop of yoghurt with the mouse that it caught"

Ghost cats - could be

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Theres 100g stuck to the lid

Or your scales are fucked

P

50g on the lid and the scales are fucked by 50g?

How much gets stuck to the spoon on average each serving? You need to weigh the spoon before and after yoghurtary dippage too

P

You're really embracing this one aren't you?...

Just call me Scooby Doo, there's a mystery to solve

P"

Exactly - dippage slippage - hadn't thought of that one

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Like whiskey...Angel's share???

My angel doesn't share "

I share my foof with you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone in the house has thrush

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Like whiskey...Angel's share???

My angel doesn't share

I share my foof with you "

Oh hello

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Someone in the house has thrush "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone in the house has thrush "

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re eating it in your sleep

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"You’re eating it in your sleep"

I’m going with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re eating it in your sleep

I’m going with that one "

It’s the only logical explanation

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"You’re eating it in your sleep

I’m going with that one

It’s the only logical explanation "

Especially as it’s Swing we’re talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My yogurt brings all the healthy bacteria to my gut

FTFY "

The bacteria are eating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it’s not a 500ml tub rather than 500g and 100g equals 125ml

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Are you sure it’s not a 500ml tub rather than 500g and 100g equals 125ml"

Definitely 500g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure it’s not a 500ml tub rather than 500g and 100g equals 125ml

Definitely 500g "

Damn it, thought I’d sussed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your next empty pot buy your new one weigh them both take away empty pot from full one then you know if your getting your full 500g

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