FabSwingers.com forum: If evolution is real...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The thread shed is nearly empty you’ll be glad to here.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Evolution ... its just a theory isn't it?

Uh oh .. thread overlap

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The thread shed is nearly empty you’ll be glad to here."

Glad to what now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one made me chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thread shed is nearly empty you’ll be glad to here.

Glad to what now?

Hear ffs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually watching the film Evolution atm

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

It's all down to Darwinism...

And they don't give out the Darwin awards to just anyone

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The thread shed is nearly empty you’ll be glad to here.

Glad to what now?

Hear ffs

Ah thanks for clarifying. In cheeky bint mode here

Mrs TMN x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH"

BECAUSE THEY ARE TYPING WITH THEIR COCKS AND CANT MULTI TASK.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm actually watching the film Evolution atm"

I love that film ...

"There's always time for lube!!!"

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Just because they evolved it doesn't mean they learned to read.

Some are still primative enough to think you can drag a woman to the bedroom by her leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

sOme FolK JUst cunT tyPe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thread shed is nearly empty you’ll be glad to here.

Glad to what now?

Hear ffs

Ah thanks for clarifying. In cheeky bint mode here

Mrs TMN x"

I’m more annoyed at myself, I set high standards.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

sOme FolK JUst cunT tyPe

Cunt typing?? Isn't that another name for a lady wank?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

1st ones easy - why would we when everyone knows waving you wang in an alluring manner negates all preferences

2nd one - because typing with your cock really thumps the keyboard

3rd one - because, reasons

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The thread shed is nearly empty you’ll be glad to here.

Glad to what now?

Hear ffs

Ah thanks for clarifying. In cheeky bint mode here

Mrs TMN x

I’m more annoyed at myself, I set high standards. "

Ha! I would be exactly the same. Hate when I spot the mistakes afterwards

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK COS I IS NOT DOWN WITH DA KIDS WHAT IS FTFY

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

sOme FolK JUst cunT tyPe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK COS I IS NOT DOWN WITH DA KIDS WHAT IS FTFY"

Fixed that for you .. you missed "?"

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

and if evolution is real why do we still have white nights in shining armour.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK COS I IS NOT DOWN WITH DA KIDS WHAT IS FTFY

Fixed that for you .. you missed "?"

You're welcome

Yes...that was the "joke"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK COS I IS NOT DOWN WITH DA KIDS WHAT IS FTFY

Fixed that for you .. you missed "?"

You're welcome

Yes...that was the "joke"

So was mine

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK COS I IS NOT DOWN WITH DA KIDS WHAT IS FTFY

Fixed that for you .. you missed "?"

You're welcome

Yes...that was the "joke"

So was mine

Ahahahahaha we are both so hilarious!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...then how come blokes still don’t read profiles, hey ladies. Also why do blokes use caps lock when they’re horny and women use it when they’re moaning ?!

I LOVE PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE WHY DO THEY OFTEN NOT PUNCTUATE EITHER THOUGH EH?

FTFY

IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK COS I IS NOT DOWN WITH DA KIDS WHAT IS FTFY

Fixed that for you .. you missed "?"

You're welcome

Yes...that was the "joke"

So was mine

Ahahahahaha we are both so hilarious!"

I know... aren't we hahaha

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Nice thread-killing there love

Mr.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Nice thread-killing there love

Mr. "

Oh boo to you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The blokes are always different blokes

The moaning women are always the same moaning women

And the white knights are always on the lookout for the weak victims

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By *ultrySiriWoman
over a year ago

Arundel

Maybe they 'think' it's like a sperm race. The fastest to write wins! Heh..

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