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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There seem to be so many ads lately that feature people sitting on the loo. Why? Just why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You gotta poop you gotta poop

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"You gotta poop you gotta poop"

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

All that’s missing is trying to sell u yr funeral arrangements whilst sitting there, dropping one out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones? "

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"All that’s missing is trying to sell u yr funeral arrangements whilst sitting there, dropping one out lol"

It won't be long I'm sure

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place. "

This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.

This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "

You said hotel rooms!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world..... "

it's probably the only time you get to yourself. I know when the kids were little it was a treat to wee with the door shut

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"All that’s missing is trying to sell u yr funeral arrangements whilst sitting there, dropping one out lol

It won't be long I'm sure"

Will it go like this...”whilst the world is falling out of yr bottom and u thing about the end, isn’t it time u thought about that funeral plan” ?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.

This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me

You said hotel rooms!"

Yeah the advert was for hotel rooms but showed a couple in their own bathroom. The woman is dreaming of romance while her husband is taking a dump right next to her and telling her they're out of loo roll.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"All that’s missing is trying to sell u yr funeral arrangements whilst sitting there, dropping one out lol

It won't be long I'm sure

Will it go like this...”whilst the world is falling out of yr bottom and u thing about the end, isn’t it time u thought about that funeral plan” ? "

You work in advertising don't you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....

it's probably the only time you get to yourself. I know when the kids were little it was a treat to wee with the door shut "

If only...I'm usually accompanied by a kid and two cats...you never see that in the frigging adverts

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....

it's probably the only time you get to yourself. I know when the kids were little it was a treat to wee with the door shut "

I've sat for hours on that loo....even had the bum ring, I could have cracked the meaning of life if it wsnt for those pesky kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.

This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me

You said hotel rooms!

Yeah the advert was for hotel rooms but showed a couple in their own bathroom. The woman is dreaming of romance while her husband is taking a dump right next to her and telling her they're out of loo roll. "

Ahh, in that case they're obviously showing the juxtaposition of luxury and humdrum.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Bathrooms are spotless too, like they’ve got a cleaner who comes round just before they need to go

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

No just had a lot of time off recently and watched a shit load of day time tv, but with my last comment I think I might apply for bullshitters advertising agency lol

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.

This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "

My ex used to do that, made me heave

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath? "

I don’t mind a wee but come on, a poo ?? noo noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath? "

No that isn’t common

However it is common to sit on his knee while he’s on the loo....

Right?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?

I don’t mind a wee but come on, a poo ?? noo noo "

That's my thinking but I'd only allow a wee in absolute emergencies.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?

No that isn’t common

However it is common to sit on his knee while he’s on the loo....

Right?"

Erm er um maybe it's a younger person's thing

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon


"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world..... "

Sometimes I sits and thinks

And

Sometimes I just sits!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"The loo is where I do most of my thinking......I don't know what it is but its where I feel a lot more at one with the world.....

Sometimes I sits and thinks

And

Sometimes I just sits!"

Yessssss! A fellow loo thinker.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bathrooms are spotless too, like they’ve got a cleaner who comes round just before they need to go "

Where's the ring around the bath and the toothpaste splattered all over the mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.

This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "

I think I've seen that one. Didn't notice what they were advertising.

The loo roll ads where they describe how clean their arsehole is are .... interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You gotta poop you gotta poop

Well yeah but in an advert for hotel rooms or for phones?

You spend a lot of time on the loo so I suppose in the case of an hotel they want to show it's a lovely place.

This is someone's bathroom at home. Wife in the bath husband sat on the loo. It doesn't inspire me "

That sounds like my old married life. Ha. Or vice versa. There was no point even closing a door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath? "

It’s been common in any of my longer term relationships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've have some of my greatest inspirations/ideas whilst sat down, snapping one off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of installing one of those medieval style ones that drop it from height around the back of the house. I can imagine they were well aired and will save on water. But I just think my neighbours won't appreciate my hairy cheeks poking out from above..

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?

It’s been common in any of my longer term relationships. "

I'm happy to have company while I shower or bathe but I'd rather they were going to the loo . One of the first things we did when we moved here was put in a second bathroom. I guess I like my privacy

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm thinking of installing one of those medieval style ones that drop it from height around the back of the house. I can imagine they were well aired and will save on water. But I just think my neighbours won't appreciate my hairy cheeks poking out from above.."

They often had several seats so it became a communal activity, it's nothing new I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I led a sheltered life, is it common practice to sit on the loo while your partners in the bath?

It’s been common in any of my longer term relationships.

I'm happy to have company while I shower or bathe but I'd rather they were going to the loo . One of the first things we did when we moved here was put in a second bathroom. I guess I like my privacy "

If only I had a second bathroom when I was living with them. I would too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seem to be so many ads lately that feature people sitting on the loo. Why? Just why? "

It’s where all the legends die.

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