FabSwingers.com forum: Worst films ever

By *partharmony OP Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Since we're talking movies currently, what would you say the worst you have ever seen are? The really god-awful ones you would earn people off as a public service. A couple I can think of are:

Tears of the Sun

The Majestic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Keith Lemon movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Happening - Pure unadulterated dung

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

Grimsby is awful (the film, not the place).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predators (note the s, the original was awesome) that is 90 mins I am not getting back!

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Rubber.

It is so bad I had to watch it till the end. (out of curiosity how worse can it get)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dude wheres my Car !!

An absolute pile of horse shit . It's that bad it's worse than Will Ferrel films , and that's saying something!!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A Serbian Film, should never have been made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anaconda

Snakes on a plane

Pearl harbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mist

Vertical limit

You don't mess with the zohan

Fifty shades of shite

Many many more could go on my list

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Ghostbusters 2016

Suicide Squad

The last Jedi

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"The Keith Lemon movie

Add "The Harry Hill Movie" to that and you've got a box set nightmare

Both God awful

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Any movie adapted from a video game with the exception of resident evil, they're god awful films but still enjoyable. Most films adapted from books too if you've read the book, I turned enders game off after ten minutes

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I know lots loved it but trains,planes and automobiles.

My skin just got itchy thinking about it again

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Howard The Duck....beyond awful

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Grimsby is awful (the film, not the place)."

One of only a handful of films I've turned off halfway through...

...another was Deadpool

Oh and possibly my worst trip to the cinema ever was when we took our daughter to the cinema to see the film version of Where The Wild Things Are - I was ready to commit murder by the time that was over

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Another vote for the happening

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Grimsby is awful (the film, not the place).

One of only a handful of films I've turned off halfway through...

...another was Deadpool

With you on Deadpool.

A very good mate had been singing its praises, so I gave it 15 minutes before I hit the off button ,hard. Teethgrindingly bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge Dredd with Sly Stallone = pish

Karl Urban was the Dogs dangles.

I love Borat but the Dictator was utterly pants think I turned it off after 30mins or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keepers Creepers

Definitely made my Peepers hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sharknado movies! Have watched about 20mins of the first, snippets from some of the others, just to see if they could learn from the first. But nope! Still dire.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia

It could have been me but I resented Tom Cruise for it

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Grimsby is awful (the film, not the place).

One of only a handful of films I've turned off halfway through...

...another was Deadpool

Ypu clearly haven't seen "The Boxtrolls" That's 122 minutes of your life that you'll resent losing forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intent

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Cabin in the woods

Crock of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night at the Roxbury is terrible, even Will Ferrell couldn’t save it

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By *eedshandymanMan
over a year ago

leeds

Trainspottin 2

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Anything with Adam Sandler.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Highlander 2 - apparently they are aliens?!

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Avatar

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I am mother. Didn't understand

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Grease Two. A lot to live up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since we're talking movies currently, what would you say the worst you have ever seen are? The really god-awful ones you would earn people off as a public service. A couple I can think of are:

Tears of the Sun

The Majestic"

Yeah... I'm not having that, what's wrong with Tears of the Sun!?

I'll throw in Iron Sky. It's terrible (Nazis on the moon) but it knows it's terrible so it's still pretty entertaining, I think there's even a sequel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Jaws film apart from...er...Jaws.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Snakes on a Plane is decent however Snakes on a Train is not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Napoleon Dynamite- K x

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

all the star wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all the star wars "

Get. Out.

Alright... maybe the sequel trilogy so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloverfield is dreadful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tropic Thunder

And another vote for deadpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tropic Thunder

And another vote for deadpool "

Monsters, the lot of you!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

All the Star Trek films.

Dire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Trek films.

Dire "

That's it

I'm out! How ed you unfollow a thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jimmy Neutron movie, it was before the tv show came out. Very meh and didn’t really say much about the characters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr giggles... A real B feature lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"All the Star Trek films.

Dire

That's it

I'm out! How ed you unfollow a thread?

You can’t you’re stuck with it...

How old are you? LOL....

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Rocky five

Anything to do with star wars/trek

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Battleship... absolute crap...

I did fall asleep through Django Unchained too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the Star Trek films.

Dire

That's it

I'm out! How ed you unfollow a thread?

You can’t you’re stuck with it...

How old are you? LOL...."

Twenty nine but I love films

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Shallow grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex lives of the Potato men

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Independence Day. 'still cannot believe I paid to watch it!

'cheering for the aliens by the end. Yes.... I stayed 'til the end.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Any Jaws film beyond the original

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Independence Day. 'still cannot believe I paid to watch it!

'cheering for the aliens by the end. Yes.... I stayed 'til the end."

The updated version from the other year was rubbish as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh,there are several but one that still grinds my gears when it's mentioned is the cynical box ticking demographic appeasing marketing exercise that was "Love, Actually".

"F*ck off, Actually. Now".

To think that Richard Curtis once wrote "Blackadder".

I saw it at the cinema, because my then-girlfriend wanted me to go with her,and I stayed 'til the end for that reason. Only that reason,only for her. And I hated every minute of it. Now Richard, THAT'S love, actually...

I've just realised I'm grinding my teeth as I write this.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Shallow grave"

I thought that was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SuckerPunch. Only time I’ve walked out of a cinema

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By *he RingmasterMan
over a year ago

Canford Cliffs

Anything by Tarantino apart from Pulp Fiction

The Assasination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford - I was shouting "just shoot him and put me out of my misery" at the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blair witch project

Absolute shower of shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titanic ! Piece of god awful shite.

Top Gun! Music video.

Batman v superman !!! Crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2012

The Room

Twilight (all of them)

The Golden Compass (absolutely butchered the book)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2012

The Room

Twilight (all of them)

The Golden Compass (absolutely butchered the book)

I was gonna suggest twilight, but thought it better left unsaid rather than remind everyone of it all over again.

Golden Compass was also dire. But the new BBC series could be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Grey with Liam Neeson

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The Royal Tennebaums

Never thought it could be beaten but may be just maybe the movie I'm about to say equalled it if not beat it...

The Last Jedi.

2 of the worst movies ever made in cinema history.

The most boring however: The Godfather. What boring tripe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moulin Rouge. Shockingly bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2012

The Room

Twilight (all of them)

The Golden Compass (absolutely butchered the book)

I was gonna suggest twilight, but thought it better left unsaid rather than remind everyone of it all over again.

Golden Compass was also dire. But the new BBC series could be good! "

Yeah I can’t wait for the BBC series, it can’t be any worse than the film so fingers crossed they do a decent job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The recent Ridley Scott Alien movies - Prometheus and Covenant. Just both massive letdowns. Worst thing is there's scenes in each that are good which just seems like a mean-spirited tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla sky

Hobbs and shaw

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By *offee27Man
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Super Mario Bros. Fucking awful and pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty in Pink was a truly awful 80’s movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any rom com

Anything with singing in it

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’. A 1959 movie about aliens descending upon the earth, to raise up the dead as zombies to attack the living. Directed by Ed Wood, staring Bela Lugosi. Not only is the acting so bad, the sets are too, makimg it a cult classic!

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