FabSwingers.com forum: Bad things to say out LOUD during an orgasm?

By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Fuck sake, I think I lift the door open.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Her sister's name

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Did you turn the heating off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was the woman having it, "what the hell was that, that's never happened before!"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Armageddon

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I WIN!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowabunga

Fandabidozy

Beetlejuice (3 times)

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where'd I put my Peperami?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for that the football's just started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her dead sister's name"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny! you have your knickers back now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hodor

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Fuck, my banjo string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH! WE'RE HALF WAY THERE!

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Is it in yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's my taxi..."

"Argh! - it burns..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking my then wife's pussy she say omfg that's nice your better than your mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TO INFINITY! AND BEYOND!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feels like mashed potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hodor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lord's Prayer

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

What times your bus again??

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I thought you'd filled that crack in the ceiling!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The ceiling needs painting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a std

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s for dinner

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Have you seen the remote?

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

JESUS, THE CATS JUST LICKED MY FOOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a poop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger I forgot to get the chicken out of the freezer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must remember and put the bin out tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we have your parents round on Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get the parcel from the post office?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your mum watching us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What times your bus again??"

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I finished painting my nails that's good timing.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

What’s your name again?

Is that a spider running up your leg?

Hi Mum!

Cor this is hard work!

Sorry I can’t cum. My other fwb emptied me just before I got here in the car!

What’s on telly?

Why’s our neighbour banging on the window?

Did you cum?

That’s not a tongue - that’s sandpaper!

Is that a tattoo of Mick Jagger when he’s angry on your tits?

Oh it’s the postman - Okay, yes you can go to the door and answer it. As long as you don’t invite him to join in like last time!

Are you awake?

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Theresa May!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Requiem!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The house is on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Thanks Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh my ex was better

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Sorry, what was your name again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time i fuck you fatty/ugly/smelly/baldy/dogbreath

Delete as necessary.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Fuck, the pacemakers stopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the worst thing someone can say on a one night stand is "so when are you free this week, as I'm meeting my mates/family and want to tell them about you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom goes the dynamite !!!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Mortal Kombat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ that damp patch in the ceiling is getting worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex's name would be a bad one

Holly

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Houston

The Eagle has landed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My false teeth have fuckin fallen in, giz ‘em back love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your bigger than all your mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my ex but baggier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hail Hitler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hail Hitler?"

I think that’s frowned upon at all time to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hail Hitler?

I think that’s frowned upon at all time to be honest

Haha, you’re not wrong. Did I just break the game?!?

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

“that is crackalacking!”

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

“Well that was one of the worst shags I have had hope the next is better” lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound the double of your mum

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

OMG I have got the wrong room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Well that was one of the worst shags I have had hope the next is better” lol

Can you imagine if someone actually said that though?!? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart!

Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart!

Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha "

I think you just let it slip out and hope it gets lost in the sweaty, sex smell haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart!

Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha "

I always inform people around me before I fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart!

Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha

I always inform people around me before I fart

Very ladie like nice to see you have manners hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart!

Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha

I always inform people around me before I fart

Very ladie like nice to see you have manners hahaha "

Manners cost nothing as they say.. even in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to fart!

Do they say that or does it just let rip on it’s on accord hahaha

I always inform people around me before I fart

Very ladie like nice to see you have manners hahaha

Manners cost nothing as they say.. even in bed

Get you along way aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a bit of a draft down there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off the music magpie advert

BELTER!!!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

What the hell is that

You told me you was well endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else's' name

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I’ve shit myself

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Do you want a taxi number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're keeping this baby

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Wtf is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone else's' name

Yep had that one!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Is the end of it meant to be green ?

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"Arsenal just scored!"

Yes, I know that doesn't happen very often....

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Oh I'm gonna chuck up !!!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Start singing the superman theme tune..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I talk to you about our lord and savior jesus christ"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone else's' name

I wonder if that could be taken as a compliment. That she is so lost in the moment. Personally I wouldn't care as long as she was satisfied sexually. Lol

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

I am going to shite

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By *panddownMan
over a year ago

Broughton

Back of the net

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By *ack-rayMan
over a year ago

worthing

Bang and the dirt is gone ( cillit bang cleaner style)

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Sorry what's your name?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Oh God, it's happening again.....RUN!!!"

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Heil hitler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whys ya mum watching us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That could of been better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curl up like a cat and sleep

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Let yourself out....

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Was that it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me a cuppa!!!

then let’s go again

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

As I heard when I was in halls at uni one of my friends screamed 'gggggggoooooooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllll' just to wins his girlfriend up

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"As I heard when I was in halls at uni one of my friends screamed 'gggggggoooooooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllll' just to wins his girlfriend up"

Wind*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzz zzzzz zzz oops sorry i nodded off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminded me of this scene from SATC

https://youtu.be/H_oCmoCF4O0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn these cheap Chinese condoms!

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Bang and the dirt is gone ( cillit bang cleaner style)

Just don't say 'Barry Scott!'

"As I heard when I was in halls at uni one of my friends screamed 'gggggggoooooooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllll' just to wins his girlfriend up"

Did Mortal Kombat go around at yours? When the guy is at the point of no return he shouts 'Mortal Kombat' loud enough for a roommate to hear - they respond with 'FINISH HER!'

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The gun will go off if you stop, 2 more hours of non-stop pounding

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We've now got joint custody of the crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re almost as good as my sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 Points to Griffendor

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I think i pooped a little

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By *kyeman12000Man
over a year ago

falkirk

How will I know when you’re done ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you paying too much for your car insurance"

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By *heshireKMan
over a year ago

Warrington

“I am nana’s Big boy”

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Of course I won't cum in your mouth

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