FabSwingers.com forum: Help me cum

By *nderstandingfella OP Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Afternoon all, well fab never lets me down so hoping for some help. I’m pretty pretty horny and don't want to use porn to want too cum I would like something natural, any lovely women and couples want to help me by sending videos on (kik) username as profile or some pics, if you do I will send you loads of happy thoughts, any guys comment saying send to me too then you will get not so happy thoughts

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Good luck fella! This always works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll probably let you down today.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Come on OP you can do it Son. Keep at it, almost there

your an insperation to us all.

Hope this helps

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By *nderstandingfella OP Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Come on OP you can do it Son. Keep at it, almost there

your an insperation to us all.

Hope this helps"

thanks mate

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Come on OP you can do it Son. Keep at it, almost there

your an insperation to us all.

Hope this helps

thanks mate "

If we are going for a high 5 please can we do it before you start and definitely before you finish

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Afternoon all, well fab never lets me down so hoping for some help. I’m pretty pretty horny and don't want to use porn to want too cum I would like something natural, any lovely women and couples want to help me by sending videos on (kik) username as profile or some pics, if you do I will send you loads of happy thoughts, any guys comment saying send to me too then you will get not so happy thoughts

But I want the happy thoughts!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Thrap faster OP your nearly on the vinegar strokes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Thrap faster OP your nearly on the vinegar strokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I want the happy thoughts!

None for you.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

But I want the happy thoughts!

None for you."

Nooooooo! *cries in amthe corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you're spunking soon.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

curious to know... did it work?

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By *nderstandingfella OP Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Fellas posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact hundreds of women and couples were gonna send me stuff till yous commented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thrap faster OP your nearly on the vinegar strokes

Where does that saying come from, I’ve heard it a million times but never understood it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact hundreds of women and couples were gonna send me stuff till yous commented

We weren't.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thought all men think porn is natural...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Fellas posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact hundreds of women and couples were gonna send me stuff till yous commented

We weren't."

I'm surprised he thought people woukdnt take the piss.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Thought all men think porn is natural..."

All men? Bit of a sweeping generalisation isnt it?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Fellas posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact hundreds of women and couples were gonna send me stuff till yous commented

of course they were.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Come on OP let’s synchronise our foreskin movement together. I’m almost there

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thought all men think porn is natural...

All men? Bit of a sweeping generalisation isnt it?"

Yes but to be fair probably true.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Thrap faster OP your nearly on the vinegar strokes

Where does that saying come from, I’ve heard it a million times but never understood it

As if you’ve never thrapped before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some natural porn for you OP.

It's a video of my man taking 8ins of man meat.

Want it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to message cheeky69 she is always up to get fucked X

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Thought all men think porn is natural...

All men? Bit of a sweeping generalisation isnt it?

Yes but to be fair probably true."

Well I dont think there is anything natural about society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fellas posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact hundreds of women and couples were gonna send me stuff till yous commented

Eek no. Not likely

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Try to message cheeky69 she is always up to get fucked X "

^^ this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to message cheeky69 she is always up to get fucked X "

Cheeky, I’ll chop your beard off and shove it up your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to message cheeky69 she is always up to get fucked X

^^ this is true

You’re in trouble too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull ya plonker

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Think Theresa May! I just know that’ll help. Imagine her dancing to any Madonna song while spanking Boris!

See, easy wasn’t it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have ya spaffed that load yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"women posting are ruining this for me, I know for a fact fabulous and bearded were gonna send me stuff till yous commented

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at least he commented gavin

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Try to message cheeky69 she is always up to get fucked X "
is this for real?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thought all men think porn is natural...

All men? Bit of a sweeping generalisation isnt it?

Yes but to be fair probably true.

Well I dont think there is anything natural about society."

Who said anything about society.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Imagine a lovely waterfall. Next to that there's a screaming goat.

Thank me later.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Imagine a lovely waterfall. Next to that there's a screaming goat.

Thank me later. "

Fuck, you're on clean up duties for that.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Imagine a lovely waterfall. Next to that there's a screaming goat.

Thank me later.

Fuck, you're on clean up duties for that."

Nah. There's a stained rag in the corner. Have at it!

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

"Imagine a lovely waterfall. Next to that there's a screaming goat.

Thank me later.

Fuck, you're on clean up duties for that.

Nah. There's a stained rag in the corner. Have at it!"

Not sure what the rag has done to deserve that

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

And we’re all wondering what happened - if anything at all!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Only joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww I was hoping for something else, like actual tips and tricks how to cum quicker/better

This thread had my hopes up

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Awwwww I was hoping for something else, like actual tips and tricks how to cum quicker/better

This thread had my hopes up

You have to play pin the tail on the donkey first. Then wank so fast you think you're either about to pull your dick of or give the poor fucker 2nd degree burns, while crying pink tears onto an old shilling.

Then my friend, you will have unlocked the key to the universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On similar lines, would all of you ladies & couples please cease & desist sending me all of these completely unrequested naughty pics & vids, there's only so much a lad can cope with you know!!

Thanks in advance.

A.N. Idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww I was hoping for something else, like actual tips and tricks how to cum quicker/better

This thread had my hopes up

Then my friend, you will have unlocked the key to the universe. "
that's bizarre because I was actually playing pin the tail on the donkey this morning at a birthday party

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Did he cum yet?

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By *nderstandingfella OP Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Just an update I didn’t receive any pics or videos, totally don’t know why

. So I did try the porn routes but there was a bloody knock at the door which wouldn’t stop, was a friend in urgent need of help, but today is a new day

ladies topless pics with your face in will help and try not to send to many, if you’s could all collaborate on here to decide an orderly queue that would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave away my last topless pic to a homeless guy. You've missed out I'm afraid.

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By *nderstandingfella OP Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I gave away my last topless pic to a homeless guy. You've missed out I'm afraid. "

Oh man, I was so close

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Damm...too late

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