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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you could replace one of your body parts for something else what would it be?

(you can't swap it for a better version ie bigger penis/boobs).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make my kneecaps mechanical and therefore eliminating the chance of rupturing my ligaments again.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'd have a ham hand

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

I'd get an Inspector Gadget style extendable appendage/multitool fitted inside my head.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"I'd have a ham hand"

Ham slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More hair around my bollocks

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Maybe the eyelashes,

The death threats for them get a little wearing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I used to say my legs, but I learned to love them.

The dodgy bit from injury. I'd make it un-dodgy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't swap like for like! You have to REPLACE!

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Penis with a hammer drill

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You can't swap like for like! You have to REPLACE! "

Err... I'd make the dodgy bit like a supermodel's. And not dodgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of a head I would like a mirror then, instead of coming up with imaginative messages and lines to charm a woman out of her panties, I can just say go fuck yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't swap like for like! You have to REPLACE!

Err... I'd make the dodgy bit like a supermodel's. And not dodgy "

I see what you did there haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thumb, as it had an accident between a Belfast sink and a brick wall

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"My thumb, as it had an accident between a Belfast sink and a brick wall "

Would you replace it with a Belfast sink or a brick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to replace the tendons in my left leg so I can run again

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Sub dermal bio electrical charged watch and heart rate monitor which displays on my forearm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So id replace my liver I'm sure that's taken a hammering over the years

Knuckles I've broken far to many kickboxing and at work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!! "

I didn't realise that

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I would replace one of my toes for a similar-sized device that tells me the winning lottery numbers each week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

I didn't realise that "

You're in the perfect position for a spanked bottom!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I would replace one of my toes for a similar-sized device that tells me the winning lottery numbers each week."

I mean before the draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely replace my knees... to iron mechanical ones that can withstand all the shit I give them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like the inspector gadget hand I was going to say a robot hand but that description is better.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"I really like the inspector gadget hand I was going to say a robot hand but that description is better. "

Then we could high five from home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really like the inspector gadget hand I was going to say a robot hand but that description is better.

Then we could high five from home!"

That is brilliant! And share snacks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!! "

So... I'm not allowed to replace my tendons? Pffft thanks for nothing Rubi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

So... I'm not allowed to replace my tendons? Pffft thanks for nothing Rubi! "

You could replace them with guitar strings so you play a tune while you walk?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm getting so grumpy!!!

You have to replace a body part with something that isn't that body part!!!!!

You can't just replace it with a better version of the same thing!!!!

I didn't realise that

You're in the perfect position for a spanked bottom! "

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