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so was sitting here quietly.........

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By *iss_serenity OP   Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

....and a bunch of kids decide to start lobbing eggs at peoples windows.

now, i got off lucky me thinks, only had the one and its nothing a little fairy old liquid and some hot water won't fix, but my neighbour went mental and nearly popped a blood vessel calling the poooolice about it, even tho none of his windows took a whacking.

i know i know, could have been worst then an egg but its not the end of the world.

now my question is, i done alot more things waaaay worst then that when i was a bored 12 year old, so anyone else got any little childhood boo boos they wanna share?

god i'm a sucker for "i remember when......." stories lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope......

Didnt get up to any as vindictive as a kid, my mother would have caned me bigtime.

But thats when we had respect for others and their property.

These days, kids have neither im sorry to say and if they had done it to my windows, they would have been digging themselves out of the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 11ish I used to hang out with a right little rogue. We used to just roam around the city and found an abandoned garage. The guy found a tire and decided to roll it towards the busy road. A double decker had to swerve to avoid it and nearly tipped over

Got loads more but maybe save them for later if this thread expands

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Used to get up to lots of naughty stuff, but again all harmless.

Things like knock a door run, tying door knockers together with fishing line across the roaad so that when a car passed it would knock the knockers and a few of the neighbours would all come out at once.

Scrumping - once had an old woman come out with a shot gun of some sorts, (it was dark and we were kids) and while my brother and his mate legged it - i was still stuckup the top of the tree trying not to shake, and she took AGES to go back in, pmsl.

That sam e night we then decided to hedge hop all the way roudn the block back to our house, and i tried to jump this very large hedge, only to land IN it - it bent right over and touched the floor.

It wasnt until we were on our way to school on the Monday and walked past said hedge, that we realised it had been cut right down to only about 2 foot high

Did feel really guily about that as that guy was proud of his garden - but i never confessed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Used to get up to lots of naughty stuff, but again all harmless.

Things like knock a door run, tying door knockers together with fishing line across the roaad so that when a car passed it would knock the knockers and a few of the neighbours would all come out at once.

Scrumping - once had an old woman come out with a shot gun of some sorts, (it was dark and we were kids) and while my brother and his mate legged it - i was still stuckup the top of the tree trying not to shake, and she took AGES to go back in, pmsl.

That sam e night we then decided to hedge hop all the way roudn the block back to our house, and i tried to jump this very large hedge, only to land IN it - it bent right over and touched the floor.

It wasnt until we were on our way to school on the Monday and walked past said hedge, that we realised it had been cut right down to only about 2 foot high

Did feel really guily about that as that guy was proud of his garden - but i never confessed "
yes i know about you and knockers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it was you!

I know the guy who owned the hedge, yes he did love the garden. I remember him telling my that a few years back someone had bent it so he had to cut it back.

He was never the same after that. Poor man, died of a broken heart two years later as a result.

Don't get me wrong, you were young and foolish, we all make mistakes.

Left 8 kids behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to get up to lots of naughty stuff, but again all harmless.

Things like knock a door run, tying door knockers together with fishing line across the roaad so that when a car passed it would knock the knockers and a few of the neighbours would all come out at once.

Scrumping - once had an old woman come out with a shot gun of some sorts, (it was dark and we were kids) and while my brother and his mate legged it - i was still stuckup the top of the tree trying not to shake, and she took AGES to go back in, pmsl.

That sam e night we then decided to hedge hop all the way roudn the block back to our house, and i tried to jump this very large hedge, only to land IN it - it bent right over and touched the floor.

It wasnt until we were on our way to school on the Monday and walked past said hedge, that we realised it had been cut right down to only about 2 foot high

Did feel really guily about that as that guy was proud of his garden - but i never confessed "

Oooooooooo a naughty girl eh

we used to plunder peoples fruit, also play chappy & put stones in everyones car tyre valves

there used to be rumours of a game called "shite alight" where people used to get newspaper & dogs poo & set it on fire on someones doorstep, ring the bell & run

when the door got answered the idea was the person would stamp ot it to put it out

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

My mum sent my brother and I scrumping once on a bit of land by our house

we got caught and told the man our mum had made us do it

She was'nt best pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondered what happened to all the bad kids when they grew up! He he he they all joined FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum sent my brother and I scrumping once on a bit of land by our house

we got caught and told the man our mum had made us do it

She was'nt best pleased "

whats scrumping? must be an english thing

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"My mum sent my brother and I scrumping once on a bit of land by our house

we got caught and told the man our mum had made us do it

She was'nt best pleased

whats scrumping? must be an english thing "

Stealing fruit off the trees in orchards or other peoples gardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum sent my brother and I scrumping once on a bit of land by our house

we got caught and told the man our mum had made us do it

She was'nt best pleased

whats scrumping? must be an english thing "

ROFLMFAO

Its stealing apples hun lol see even I know that

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I did see something funny a while back,3 kids had gone down the road on bin day having a great time kicking over everyones bins

somone must have phoned the police as next thing I saw was the policecar driving very slowly alongside while the boys picked up every single bin they had kicked over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will confess to scrumping...

me mom loved it as long as we didnt tell her.

Had some great apple pies. and blackberries when we wnet picking for them along the lanes.

quite innocent fun compared to todays kids really.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I did see something funny a while back,3 kids had gone down the road on bin day having a great time kicking over everyones bins

somone must have phoned the police as next thing I saw was the policecar driving very slowly alongside while the boys picked up every single bin they had kicked over "

lol that would have made me chuckle too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was throwing water balloon out of a 12th floor window while I was at uni!!!

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By *iss_serenity OP   Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

oh i may as well admit, i wasn't exactly a good kid when i was younger, got into trouble with the best of em.

one thing we did use to do when we was really really bored and feeling daring, is we use to nick the wheel trims off parked police cars. wasn't so much that we wanted them, but the scared feeling ya get when ya know ya doing something ya shouldn't.

within a month, we had about 30 of the buggers, so did the decent thing, nicked a budgens trolley and piled them up, chucked an old blacket on top with a nice bow and ran and left them outside the police station.

have to admit, was a complete laugh seeing the 3 policemen's faces when they uncovered it.

still can't go pass a police station without chuckling lol

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

how many can remember the old backyard doors with the lach like a spoon on the outside

we used to put a drawing pin coverd with a little dog or horse shit on it

then when some one went to open the door the pin stuck in there finger

most people then sucked the finger

with the shite on it

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"So it was you!

I know the guy who owned the hedge, yes he did love the garden. I remember him telling my that a few years back someone had bent it so he had to cut it back.

He was never the same after that. Poor man, died of a broken heart two years later as a result.

Don't get me wrong, you were young and foolish, we all make mistakes.

Left 8 kids behind "

Does that mean there are 8 little bushes out there that need tending????

Send em round

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"how many can remember the old backyard doors with the lach like a spoon on the outside

we used to put a drawing pin coverd with a little dog or horse shit on it

then when some one went to open the door the pin stuck in there finger

most people then sucked the finger

with the shite on it "

omg - the boys used to do that with car doors too!!!

oooooohi just remembered something else i used to

All the bullies at school, i used to break into all their lockers when they were at lunch - never stole anything - i used to then open other peoples lockers and swap around all their gym kits and stuff - so i would give the fat girl the skinny girls skirt, and swap plimsoles etc!!! Quite often they wouldnt be in same class - so woudlnt know where it went til it was time to get changed for gym!!! hehehehe

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Firework rockets can be launched with some accuracy through scaffold tubes.

I plead the 5th on further information.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Firework rockets can be launched with some accuracy through scaffold tubes.

I plead the 5th on further information."

Well i am glad you didnt attach it to a cat like the naughty boys in our close did

They used to throw stink bombs into the chippy.

AND they used to ring up random numbers out the phone book, and ask to speak to the daughter, when asked why, they would say - well i need to know what she has decided to do about the baby

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Firework rockets can be launched with some accuracy through scaffold tubes.

I plead the 5th on further information."

Thats not being naughty,that can be classed as a science experiment

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"Firework rockets can be launched with some accuracy through scaffold tubes.

I plead the 5th on further information.

Thats not being naughty,that can be classed as a science experiment"

Err.. The science block was involved! Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Firework rockets can be launched with some accuracy through scaffold tubes.

I plead the 5th on further information.

Thats not being naughty,that can be classed as a science experiment

Err.. The science block was involved! Does that count?"

Is it still standing?

Our science block always stunk of gas from the bunsen burners

we used to cover them with bubble gum turn them on and make bubbles

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"Firework rockets can be launched with some accuracy through scaffold tubes.

I plead the 5th on further information.

Thats not being naughty,that can be classed as a science experiment

Err.. The science block was involved! Does that count?

Is it still standing?

Our science block always stunk of gas from the bunsen burners

we used to cover them with bubble gum turn them on and make bubbles "

Yes still standing, but the Dean was livid! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firework rockets can be launched with some accuracy through scaffold tubes.

I plead the 5th on further information.

Thats not being naughty,that can be classed as a science experiment

Err.. The science block was involved! Does that count?

Is it still standing?

Our science block always stunk of gas from the bunsen burners

we used to cover them with bubble gum turn them on and make bubbles

Yes still standing, but the Dean was livid! LOL"

we blew up our science lab on one occasion and torched the stationery and paper store, and broke the lift seeing how many we could get in it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son got arrested a cpl of years ago, when i went to the police station he had been nicked for lobbing eggs at windows, and he ended up with an £80 fine.... i thought it was funny as we used to do that as kids, but i pointed out to him that i never got caught, lol

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By *reddybasMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

God I did most of the things listed here, knicky knocky nine doors (knock and run), Burning bag of crap, scrumping, the lot!!!

We also did a few naughty things used to climb the roof of woolworths and throw water balloons onto shoppers on a Saturday afternoon!! Break into Mcdonalds store room and steal cups!?!?!?!?!?!?. Put tar paint on all the black lampposts! come to think of it we were horrible kids!!!!

Good boy now though - honest!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

knicky knocky??? wrong thread lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus.

you lot a bunch of uncontrollable yobbos.....

OHHHHHHHHH me mother would be lashing ya with her garden cane.

and here you all sit now, like little innocents, butter wouldnt melt.

yerrrrrr right

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