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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the nice ones are from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will start where I left off.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

U busy rubi lmao

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I have my wooden leg back who ever found it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked my last one

I don’t need sorrow

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Ever hopeful and in again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes Rubido, that's the gal right their these threads are well Peng

anyways I saw a thread sayin I should be prime minster an I thought yes my G im so fit for that job u get me

brexit is a peace of piss cos it's like poker england has loads of good stuff to deal with like fine chips and france has shit stuff like snails and frogs legs so I'll mash it up

tell whoever written it that yeh get the Original G signed up for a peace of the pie and I'll deal with biznes and get it boxed good

and I want loads of sick sex shit going down when I get the job cos all the other prime minsters get that shit locked down

u here me ladys, get queuing u get me aha aha ahahah wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I like secret service

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice shoes Experimentalist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Scarlet we stil on for strip pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lemonbuttercream I want to dive in head first into your cake top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please can Sam use his huge hands and spank me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemonbuttercream I want to dive in head first into your cake top."

What's a cake top

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would like to admit to snow white that tit job and spitting my cock was me if she didn't see the last thread

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Retweet’s meat is so beat, because he likes to treat HIS’ELF.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


" "
cheers, m’dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Justme34 bring you A game and extra clothes

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"would like to admit to snow white that tit job and spitting my cock was me if she didn't see the last thread "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lemonbuttercream - your fooferyfoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Retweet’s meat is so beat, because he likes to treat HIS’ELF."

Your my elf mrs lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would like to admit to snow white that tit job and spitting my cock was me if she didn't see the last thread

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guess we will never know hey snow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd like to butter lemons cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oi retweet, it wasn’t from lemon. Pfffft. Men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey Lisa

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Nice shoes Experimentalist"

Oh yes they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Retweet,

You make my heart beat,

Fast like I'm dying so I can't help but trying

To get myself on your man meat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sam, you say you don't like sports. I reckon you're fibbing so someone offers to toss your cabre.

It's not like you enjoy rugby so I can understand why you wouldn't want to do a photo like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Retweet hurry up and change your avatar old man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I used to like Retweet until he told me he uses cottage cheese as lube. I'm sorry for telling everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell LisaB, those lips wow I’ve found a fallen tree trunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've found you on Facebook, check your messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Retweet,

You make my heart beat,

Fast like I'm dying so I can't help but trying

To get myself on your man meat. "

Genius... this one is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DC, meli, scarlet, snow, and Rubi I have to say you are just the loveliest of ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole thread is entertaining. We are in

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"DC, meli, scarlet, snow, and Rubi I have to say you are just the loveliest of ladies."

Thank you who ever said this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages"

That’s scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/08/19 22:13:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages

"

This is when I'm glad I'm not on Facebook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want to tickle snowwhite some more and after my sloppy tit job lol

not a give way on who's profile it is I give up also don't slap me at MLS lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Experimentalist

I’d like to play uno. Wear layers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: do not trust floppy fails vaseline. Its 20% sand and 20% mens tears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Wubi - I fucking love you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"DC, meli, scarlet, snow, and Rubi I have to say you are just the loveliest of ladies."

Awe thank you x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

[Removed by poster at 05/08/19 22:21:52]

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages

That’s scary "

Not kidding!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

This thread is tickling me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just how long are your legs boldy

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I want to tickle snowwhite some more and after my sloppy tit job lol

not a give way on who's profile it is I give up also don't slap me at MLS lol "

I think snow and I will have to have a word with you at MLS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages

This is when I'm glad I'm not on Facebook! "

I've had 3 forum people suggested in Facebook friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Miss.Red your bumhole tastes like white chocolate fridge cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages

This is when I'm glad I'm not on Facebook!

I've had 3 forum people suggested in Facebook friends "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages

This is when I'm glad I'm not on Facebook!

I've had 3 forum people suggested in Facebook friends

"

Yup that's WhatsApp for you

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Miss.Red your bumhole tastes like white chocolate fridge cake."

Haha, could be worse I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just how long are your legs boldy"

I’m a 33” leg in jeans.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I want to tickle snowwhite some more and after my sloppy tit job lol

not a give way on who's profile it is I give up also don't slap me at MLS lol

I think snow and I will have to have a word with you at MLS! "

Yes thanks DC, we will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

miss red is a ginger in denial

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There’s a lovely women in here I’d love to have a little fun with. She has amazing photos, what a great arse! She has this sexy black and white profile photo, and there’s a few of some sexy pink laced fishnets on her profile too.

I’d love to play with that arse, kissing the cheeks gently, before giving them a playful bite

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Miss.Red your bumhole tastes like white chocolate fridge cake.

Haha, could be worse I suppose "

well they did say technically chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ash1970. You really are the best thing since sliced bread!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh how chuckle worthy

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've found you on Facebook, check your messages

This is when I'm glad I'm not on Facebook!

I've had 3 forum people suggested in Facebook friends "

That’s because they use their mobile number and wonder why it links to FB when they give the number out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To the Peach that's a Princess

And the Miss that is Red

I have no interest in taking you to bed

You're the best of friends a man could need

Always a good word when I am peeved

So thank you to both you two

Just for being so good, and well...being you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"miss red is a ginger in denial "

I know which this is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes Rubido, that's the gal right their these threads are well Peng

anyways I saw a thread sayin I should be prime minster an I thought yes my G im so fit for that job u get me

brexit is a peace of piss cos it's like poker england has loads of good stuff to deal with like fine chips and france has shit stuff like snails and frogs legs so I'll mash it up

tell whoever written it that yeh get the Original G signed up for a peace of the pie and I'll deal with biznes and get it boxed good

and I want loads of sick sex shit going down when I get the job cos all the other prime minsters get that shit locked down

u here me ladys, get queuing u get me aha aha ahahah wink"

You singing the opening bars of the chorus of "Staying Alive" at the end there?

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the Peach that's a Princess

And the Miss that is Red

I have no interest in taking you to bed

You're the best of friends a man could need

Always a good word when I am peeved

So thank you to both you two

Just for being so good, and well...being you"

P

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"To the Peach that's a Princess

And the Miss that is Red

I have no interest in taking you to bed

You're the best of friends a man could need

Always a good word when I am peeved

So thank you to both you two

Just for being so good, and well...being you"

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Ash1970. You really are the best thing since sliced bread! "

I have no idea who sent this but ta very much!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the Peach that's a Princess

And the Miss that is Red

I have no interest in taking you to bed

You're the best of friends a man could need

Always a good word when I am peeved

So thank you to both you two

Just for being so good, and well...being you"

thats a lovely message

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Ash1970. You really are the best thing since sliced bread!

I have no idea who sent this but ta very much!.... "

your welcome ... just kidding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

miss honey gets her name from the taste of her fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash1970. You really are the best thing since sliced bread!

I have no idea who sent this but ta very much!.... "

Oh I see!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats do the mafia and vaginas have in common? ...

One slip of the tongue and youre in the shit!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m away to bed, thanks Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moriarty I like you best when you're all warm and penisy

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Whats do the mafia and vaginas have in common? ...

One slip of the tongue and youre in the shit!"

Or the white chocolate fridge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miss honey gets her name from the taste of her fanny "

Well honey is the nectar of the gods... soo erm... ist it godly miss honey?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"miss honey gets her name from the taste of her fanny "

Could have been awful

Miss.prawnring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

b1ue love run my hand down your lovely curvy body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats do the mafia and vaginas have in common? ...

One slip of the tongue and youre in the shit!

Or the white chocolate fridge cake "

Omg I wish I never googled that cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats do the mafia and vaginas have in common? ...

One slip of the tongue and youre in the shit!

Or the white chocolate fridge cake "

Shit i sent that and now im confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miss honey gets her name from the taste of her fanny

Could have been awful

Miss.prawnring"

prawn sandwich taking to a new level

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Diamond you give me the cream horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fun fact miss red is only known human to have white poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fun fact miss red is only known human to have white poo "

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"fun fact miss red is only known human to have white poo "

I must be an 80s dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jimiz1981... I think you are sexy as fuck... And I want to get you alone in a room ASAP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fun fact miss red is only known human to have white poo

I must be an 80s dog "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lorna is better than peanut butter and sausages...X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Lorna is better than peanut butter and sausages...X"

Wow! It must be love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't wait for you to call me from the toilet again

The sound of your tinkle is quite a delight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"b1ue love run my hand down your lovely curvy body "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: do not trust floppy fails vaseline. Its 20% sand and 20% mens tears. "

What's the other 60%?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None for me...so off to bed i go ...allllll lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None for me...so off to bed i go ...allllll lonely "

Awk you’ll get used to it, I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None for me...so off to bed i go ...allllll lonely

Awk you’ll get used to it, I have "

Snap. But think of it this way. You probably got messaged directly as they wernt shy!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you able to catch your breath Rubi? If be dying of laughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Turtle

You make me laugh and remove my frown,

So I thought I'd turn your sad smile upside down,

I never thought that I would ever find,

Someone who loved a good font find

Your neediness and wanting is on a rapid exponential growth,

So here's a quick poem to hopefully cure both.

And yes, you're right, I do want to fuck her,

I'm sure, in time, it's me she'll prefer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and b1ue messaged each other 3 week ago and I can't remember what about.

But I hope she messages me again because she is ffffiiiiitttttttt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll make sure you dont get floppy fail ever again you hunk of a stud.

B1ue

P.S. dont believe me when I say I'm not interested. I'd ride you like a blackpool pony any day of the week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oi jimiz81 is mine...so hands off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turtle

You make me laugh and remove my frown,

So I thought I'd turn your sad smile upside down,

I never thought that I would ever find,

Someone who loved a good font find

Your neediness and wanting is on a rapid exponential growth,

So here's a quick poem to hopefully cure both.

And yes, you're right, I do want to fuck her,

I'm sure, in time, it's me she'll prefer."

I'm raging

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who said that about me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was a cool thread.

Thanks RubiBoobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who said that about me?"

Thomas Edison

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who said that about me?

Thomas Edison"

I thought so

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who said that about me?

Thomas Edison"

Or it might have been you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who said that about me?

Thomas EdisonOr it might have been you?"

Why, what was said o.o?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who said that about me?

Thomas EdisonOr it might have been you?

Why, what was said o.o?"

Nothing xxxx

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