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Cock farts 2 the revenge of the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The biggest advantage or a forskin is the ability to create hi high quality cock fart

So to you non natural guys i say ner ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you put a M&M's in your foreskin before a blowjob ?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

That's not something I've ever managed with mine. Do you give lessons? Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you put a M&M's in your foreskin before a blowjob ? "

I'm very disappointed I've never thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you put a M&M's in your

foreskin before a blowjob ? "

Pennies, for payment

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Can you play a tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you put a M&M's in your foreskin before a blowjob ?

I'm very disappointed I've never thought of that"

You can do it next time FabAnus x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The foreskin farts back

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Do you put a M&M's in your foreskin before a blowjob ? "

Peanut, of course...

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Do you put a M&M's in your foreskin before a blowjob ? "

No I use skittles - taste the rainbow ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's not something I've ever managed with mine. Do you give lessons? Luke"

put your thumb over the tip of forskin gently stretch creating an air pocket nip the top then squeeze air out

Cock fart 

Your welcome just changed your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you play a tune"

No but why should you girls get all the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you put a M&M's in your foreskin before a blowjob ? "
next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Revenge

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

I used to admire you but now I’m frightened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to admire you but now I’m frightened "
fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate leads to paaaaaarp

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Never knew this was possible. If a fanny fart is called a queef, what would a cock fart be called?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never knew this was possible. If a fanny fart is called a queef, what would a cock fart be called? "
a cock fart

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

ah ah now the queef I can play

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah ah now the queef I can play "
pian pian piano hang on thats not right

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right"

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you put a M&M's in your

foreskin before a blowjob ?

Pennies, for payment "

Suck my pennies baby. Good ploy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note"

Me me me me meeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note"

It’s the vibrato that impresses me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note

It’s the vibrato that impresses me "
as long as its not like a camels lips when its shaking its head

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note

Me me me me meeeeeeeeee "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note

It’s the vibrato that impresses me "

that I'm working myself up to

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note

It’s the vibrato that impresses me as long as its not like a camels lips when its shaking its head"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah ah now the queef I can play pian pian piano hang on thats not right

no it's not... I'll have you know I play it rather well..I can proper hold a note

It’s the vibrato that impresses me as long as its not like a camels lips when its shaking its head"

If it is, maybe a comb and tissue paper would be worth playing?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Do you put a M&M's in your foreskin before a blowjob ?

I'm very disappointed I've never thought of that"

... it seems like a Smarty thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time to find out who else has the skillz

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I've currently got 24 one pence coins lodged under mine for a previous forum challenge....any help to dislodge them is much appreciated....erections are mighty painful at present....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Aaaannndddd... just like that I'm gay.

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

If you put talc in there it would look cool

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll see your cock fart and raise it with a fanny fart

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve really tried to perfect this venerable art but still can’t get so much as a b minor note out of the thing I think I might have a faulty member. Should I book in to see my GP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you put talc in there it would look cool "
need the moisture dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve really tried to perfect this venerable art but still can’t get so much as a b minor note out of the thing I think I might have a faulty member. Should I book in to see my GP?"
its like guitar i can make a sound but im no hendrix

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I thought I’d read most things but wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I’d read most things but wtf "
cock farts 1 is a better read tbh sequels are always a bit naf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll see your cock fart and raise it with a fanny fart "
you cannot have my penis

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"I'll see your cock fart and raise it with a fanny fart you cannot have my penis "

She can have mine

It's a bit broken at the mo tho

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I thought I’d read most things but wtf cock farts 1 is a better read tbh sequels are always a bit naf"

Off to find.... I’ll be back if it makes me feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought I’d read most things but wtf cock farts 1 is a better read tbh sequels are always a bit naf

Off to find.... I’ll be back if it makes me feel "
enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The image of a stretch slowly deflating balloon suddenly springs to mind....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Paaaaaarp

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

It's back. Enjoyed the first one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey "
is that like the african lip thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey is that like the african lip thing "

That’s only when it’s hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey is that like the african lip thing

That’s only when it’s hard "
like a coin catapult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey is that like the african lip thing

That’s only when it’s hard like a coin catapult?"

Yes, I draw a bullseye onto the anuseses of young virgins and see if I can hit the target from distance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can hold £1.32 worth of two pence pieces in my foey is that like the african lip thing

That’s only when it’s hard like a coin catapult?

Yes, I draw a bullseye onto the anuseses of young virgins and see if I can hit the target from distance "
thats a top skill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Nice 9 weeksbump

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Nice 9 weeksbump "
boys got skillz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nice 9 weeksbump boys got skillz "

Depends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The revenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m still practicing diligently; I think I managed the opening riff to Deep Purple’s, ‘Smoke On The Water’ yesterday.

Well....sort of at least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to admire you but now I’m frightened "

I used to be frightened, now I admire!

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