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"When I feel better, can I join? Blaze a trail of smiles to blast away the misery." Yes, you don't need to wait, we'll envelope you in our cheeriness until you feel better x | |||
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"I just cant be happy all the time so my gang would be bitches and use side eye and scratching with acrylic nails " Ouch. You fight dirty! I like it. | |||
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"When I feel better, can I join? Blaze a trail of smiles to blast away the misery. Yes, you don't need to wait, we'll envelope you in our cheeriness until you feel better x" Yay! | |||
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"Can I be in your gang? " Which gang would u like to be in | |||
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"I'm in cunt gang... I don't message people for 13 minutes denting their confidence " And making them needy. Just reply back straight away. Don't inspire neediness. | |||
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"I blame the ladies cycle for not been happy all the time ... not their fault, blame the hormones " *insert rant about men and their inadequacies causing anger. | |||
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"Can I use my smile and boobs please? I'm not sure my smile is disarming enough in itself. " Yes. But we'll paint smiles on your boobs, you'll be our secret weapon. | |||
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"Can I be in your gang? " of course. Good use of the green emoji | |||
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"I'm in cunt gang... I don't message people for 13 minutes denting their confidence " That's definitely cunt behaviour, imagine doing that to someone! Is that your fighting tactic? Imposing self doubt? | |||
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"Love it, can I join team happy please? of course " Whoopi! Happy dance going on here | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though " Oh shit. I think I want to be in your gang | |||
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"Can we join the happy gang please? It has to be the best gang to be in! Surely? D." It is! Good choice | |||
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"I'm in cunt gang... I don't message people for 13 minutes denting their confidence That's definitely cunt behaviour, imagine doing that to someone! Is that your fighting tactic? Imposing self doubt? " Yes, no confidence prior to battle = easy victory for me | |||
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"I don't want to be in the Happy Gang, as I'm often grumpy. That said, I would be easily disarmed by Meli's smile and boobs." As long as you're happy at battle time we could let you in. | |||
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"I just cant be happy all the time so my gang would be bitches and use side eye and scratching with acrylic nails " That’s more like me except for the acrylic nails (not good for fingering). Can I join and poke eyes with my cock instead? | |||
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"I'm in cunt gang... I don't message people for 13 minutes denting their confidence That's definitely cunt behaviour, imagine doing that to someone! Is that your fighting tactic? Imposing self doubt? Yes, no confidence prior to battle = easy victory for me" We'll just use delay tactics for 13 minutes. | |||
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"Not for me, I’m a lone assassin. I am however available for contract hits if the price is right " Mr Privateer. Noted. | |||
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"I’m a bit hungover, can I smile sleepily in a corner somewhere please Rubi " Yes we'll get you fighting the old frail people, less effort for you. | |||
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"I’m a bit hungover, can I smile sleepily in a corner somewhere please Rubi Yes we'll get you fighting the old frail people, less effort for you. " I am old and frail..I’ll whack them with my Zimmer frame | |||
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"I’m a bit hungover, can I smile sleepily in a corner somewhere please Rubi Yes we'll get you fighting the old frail people, less effort for you. I am old and frail..I’ll whack them with my Zimmer frame " You been sniffing the barmaid’s apron again? | |||
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"I’m a bit hungover, can I smile sleepily in a corner somewhere please Rubi Yes we'll get you fighting the old frail people, less effort for you. I am old and frail..I’ll whack them with my Zimmer frame You been sniffing the barmaid’s apron again? " Is that a new gin | |||
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"I just cant be happy all the time so my gang would be bitches and use side eye and scratching with acrylic nails That’s more like me except for the acrylic nails (not good for fingering). Can I join and poke eyes with my cock instead?" What Poddy? You're a bloody ray of sunshine all the time. | |||
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"Can I use my smile and boobs please? I'm not sure my smile is disarming enough in itself. Yes. But we'll paint smiles on your boobs, you'll be our secret weapon. " | |||
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers. Entry question... when in doubt use....?" Wd40 as your chosen lube? | |||
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers. Entry question... when in doubt use....? Wd40 as your chosen lube?" Application rejected | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though " All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang | |||
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers. Entry question... when in doubt use....? Wd40 as your chosen lube? Application rejected " Your gang sucks anyway. So ner | |||
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"I've made an enrolment pack, with key rings and reusable coffee cup and information booklet, and a sheet explaining the benefit package you'll receive when joining gang cunt Also I'm changing the name to gang font and we'll be a gang of font lovers. Entry question... when in doubt use....? Wd40 as your chosen lube? Application rejected Your gang sucks anyway. So ner " Sucking is in the benefits package | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang " Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice? Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius | |||
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"I need at least another three people for my gang. I want to enter the ring doing the inbetweeners dance! " Ok we’re in. So after we do a little dance we make a little love... right? | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice? Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius " My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start | |||
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" And so it begins...... " It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8 | |||
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"Can I be in your gang? of course. Good use of the green emoji " Gang green? | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though " Strictly rough dancing? | |||
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"No one joined my gang" Awww babycakes. Smile. | |||
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"No one joined my gang Awww babycakes. Smile. " The answer to the entry question was Gill Sans ... I'll just look at da font on my own | |||
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" And so it begins...... It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8" My bootscootin' baby Is drivin' me crazy | |||
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"No one joined my gang Awww babycakes. Smile. The answer to the entry question was Gill Sans ... I'll just look at da font on my own " All by yourseeeeeelf.... Poor Bridget | |||
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" And so it begins...... It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8 My bootscootin' baby Is drivin' me crazy " I’m crazy for you Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true | |||
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"I need at least another three people for my gang. I want to enter the ring doing the inbetweeners dance! Ok we’re in. So after we do a little dance we make a little love... right? " Oh yes! And then some getting down must be done in the evening | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice? Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start " That is a powerful weapon. Happy gang; what's your comeback? | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though Strictly rough dancing?" Or.. Not strictly dancing? | |||
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" And so it begins...... It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8 My bootscootin' baby Is drivin' me crazy I’m crazy for you Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true" Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh, I want the truth to be said | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice? Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start That is a powerful weapon. Happy gang; what's your comeback?" We're gonna come running at them doing a speeded up walking to the dance floor walk to Walking on Sunshine. Jazz hands a plenty! | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice? Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius My favourite move would be the twerk, I think I’m Beyoncé once I start That is a powerful weapon. Happy gang; what's your comeback? We're gonna come running at them doing a speeded up walking to the dance floor walk to Walking on Sunshine. Jazz hands a plenty! " We’ll hit right back with Vouge with our next Madonna pouts | |||
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" And so it begins...... It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8 My bootscootin' baby Is drivin' me crazy I’m crazy for you Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh, I want the truth to be said" I said that I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro pop like a robot | |||
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" We’ll hit right back with Vouge with our next Madonna pouts " If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. In your faces!!! | |||
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" And so it begins...... It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8 My bootscootin' baby Is drivin' me crazy I’m crazy for you Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh, I want the truth to be said I said that I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro pop like a robot" Rock Robot, rock. | |||
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"I feel happy but in a slightly crazed way. Put me wherever you need me. I'll fuck or fight, one or the other at the moment. " Both at the same time? | |||
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"Can I join? I like happy people" Shiny happy people? | |||
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"Can I join? I like happy people Shiny happy people? " Shiny happy people are the BEST people in the world. Who are we fighting? | |||
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"I feel happy but in a slightly crazed way. Put me wherever you need me. I'll fuck or fight, one or the other at the moment. Both at the same time? " I could do that yes. | |||
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" And so it begins...... It’s time to begin so count me in... 5,6,7,8 My bootscootin' baby Is drivin' me crazy I’m crazy for you Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true Why do I find it hard to write the next line? Oh, I want the truth to be said I said that I bet that you look good on the dance floor Dancing to electro pop like a robot Rock Robot, rock... " ...et man, burnin out his fuse up here alone | |||
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"Id like to join but im more the a rogue lion So il be my own gang called the shoot people in the face who smile with nukes " proper chuckled at that D. | |||
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"I'm going to start a new gang. We will fight using song lyrics and questionable dance moves... I need a name for my gang though All my dance moves are questionable, can I please be in your gang Yes! Thank you! What is your weapon (dance) of choice? Look out happy people! Prepare to be awestruck and dumbfounded by our lyrical genius " Mine is The Salmon. I can provide the rod. | |||
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"Can I join? I like happy people Shiny happy people? Shiny happy people are the BEST people in the world. Who are we fighting? " All the misers! | |||
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" Rock Robot, rock... ...et man, burnin out his fuse up here alone" I think we're alone now | |||
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" Rock Robot, rock... ...et man, burnin out his fuse up here alone I think we're alone now " You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals | |||
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" Rock Robot, rock... ...et man, burnin out his fuse up here alone I think we're alone now You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals " Do your thing, make my body sing | |||
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" We’ll hit right back with Vouge with our next Madonna pouts If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. In your faces!!! " Actually lol'd at this one! | |||
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"I'm not worthy, rubi rubi rubi! (Ahhhhhhhhh) " waynes world fan maybe lol | |||
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